The Static's Automatic

After a 3 month hiatus Tom and John are back on this fresh new episode. Catching up on things seems like rehashing the same headlines from the last 5 years. Congress introduces a law to allow non US citizens to serve in our military. Does it require more faith to believe in the Big Bang or intelligent design? Are dinosaurs even real? Our quest for the truth of these matters and more continues with...

Tom and John join forces once again to stand against collectivism! Artificial intelligence refuses to acknowledge Trump in any positive light at all. At the same time it will not produce a video that is anti-democrat party. Something strange is happening in backwards world. Andre 3000 comes out with an instant classic with his new record. All this in more in our 35th episode. You can get more of T...

Tom and John are back one more time to discuss the Trending issues of the day. Did Pelosi architect the Jan 6 incident? What role did Antifa play? Why is Schumer refusing to bring a bill to fund Israel to the floor? All this and more in our 34th episode. Share if you dare!  Stick around til the end of the episode to hear the newest track ⁠'Camera In My Pocket'⁠ the second installment of TS...

Tom and John cutting it up in this 33rd episode. Vivek like cake destroys the GOP debate. There's no Point to Penguins. 100's maybe 1000's maybe even 10000's of store closings across the country this week. The Atlantic claims that Americans cannot admit how well our economy is doing due to their hatred of The Biden Administration. All this and more. Please take a minute and follow...

Protest erupt at the gates of The White House as pro Palestinian protesters hang flags on statues of Lafayette. Citizens Bank collapses. Bank of America experiencing glitches causing money to stop moving. Will Trump be on all 50 states ballots? It's a Furry culture. All this and more on this episode. Please take a minute and follow us on Spotify. Like, Subscribe, and Share! We are certain we a...

John and Tom back together for Episode #31! Can you believe it has been this long already? We finally have a new Speaker Of The House. Will MAGA Mike Johnson live up to his expectations? Trump lawyers pleading guilty but are they really Trump's lawyers? Collectivism, the same old playbook keeping us divided. Israel and Hamas are still at it. Are we in the midst of WWIII? Oregon cancels school....

What a wonderful world we are living in! John and Tom come together once again in backwards world to discuss WWIII. Open borders leave us as vulnerable as ever to real terrorism in the states. Bill Maher comes out against elite schools asking people not to send their children through our indoctrination camps. Hypocrisy continues as the Left chants gas the Jews while still claiming Donald Trump is...

Tom and John kill yet again in this episode. Chaos all around the world as Hamas fires rockets at Israel. Censorship runs rampant as we continue to lose our freedom. Matt Gaetz on 'Meet The Press' full episode available on Rumble. International Lesbian Day and Shan won't turn Informer.  Stick around for our namesake Jammie. Early access is not available at Patreon ! Please take a minut...

What to do on a rainy Friday evening? John and Tom join forces and come together for a bonus episode this week. It seems the world is spinning out of control. What is at the heart of the matter? Good vs Evil! Is it truly a matter of the end times? Is it God and Satan? Only God has the answers but we have the rants! Please take a minute and follow us on Spotify. Like, Subscribe, and Share! We are c...

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Tom and John will leave you rolling in this episode! Lots to discuss in our Orwellian styled culture war this week. Ding-dong the witch is dead as Diane Feinstein kicks the bucket after over 30 years in politics. General Milley decides to throw in the towel. We have a new ambassador to Ukraine and you will not believe who it is... It's real, look it up! The Clinton Foundation will now join in...

Here we go again! Big-Tech censorship is running rampant and unchecked. After 4 women come forward after 20 years with allegations against Russell Brand big tech has demonetized his platforms. With only an allegation, no trial, and no conviction it's evident you're presumed guilty at this point. The culture war rages on. John and Tom discuss everything in this episode. Pelosi's running...

John and Tom are back again discussing the incredible state of our culture. Obama's gayness, Biden's storytelling, Skull & Bones, and more.  Will Michelle aka Big Mike run for president in 2024? Is Q really a military operation? Will our elections ever be free from the Riggers? Will Kevin McCarthy ever release the J6 footage? Can the left admit that their is evidence of corruption? Ano...

John and Tom give you a quick sample platter of 10 minutes of our first 10 episodes. Give it a listen to see what we are all about. Hilarity ensues time and time again as they make a comedy out of the tragedy that is our current cultural and political climate.  Join us on Patreon  for Exclusive Early Access and more! Stick around til the end to check out our latest soundtrack contribution called &...

Tom and John get with life long friend of the family Thomas DeRosset better known as Tommy D. Just a chill episode with the hilarity that you've come to expect. Completely raw and un-edited it's simply a good time. Stick around til the end to hear a fresh track called 'Studio Weed' by Lance Stanley. It is so fresh in fact that it is unfinished. Micha ought to do a verse on this pie...

John and Tom tackle several cultural and political issues of our day. Speaking on everything from Oliver Anthony's explosion onto the main stage, Glen Beck's podcast disappearance, the left's cult of personality, and Donald Trump releasing over 30 videos on the same day. Representing the everyday American's perspective they come with a fine balance of humor and seriousness. Stick a...

John and Tom are back once again. With absolutely nothing planned for this episode they simply discuss their personal lives and general observations on the collapse of society around them. Enjoy the ride and like, share, and subscribe.  Stick around til the end of the episode to hear the newest track ⁠'Camera In My Pocket'⁠ the second installment of TSA Soundtrack. You can hear the entire...

Jewish Space Lasers, Maui on fire, and Thought Crime. Covering all these topics and more John and Tom are back again with an attempt to find some humor in the crazy state that is our culture. Stick around til the end of the episode to hear the newest track  ⁠'Camera In My Pocket'⁠  the second installment of TSA Soundtrack. You can hear the entire  ⁠soundtrack⁠  << here. Please take a...

Tom and John are back with another entertaining episode. Discussing several topics this go round but focusing on the odd things happening within the Q movement. Questions abound regarding EO 13848. Strange 'Truths' from President Trump have the boys questioning what exactly is going on.

This episode has Tom and John with their very first guest. Life long friend DJ Crum stops by the studio and announces his new car dealership FUN Automotive. Lots of reminiscing brings the guys to discuss Crum's going to the Army where he ends up doing not 1 but 2 tours in Iraq. Touching on cocaine in the White House, trans ideology, and all sorts of things in between the guys get each other ro...

Tom and John discuss the horrendous state of the economy. Reposessions are up to levels higher than that of 2008. When will this all come to a head? Taking a turn they discuss the Q theory. Lot's of speculation and the hilarity that you have come to expect in this episode. You can get more of The Static's Automatic by searching us on Facebook, YouTube, and TikTok. You can reach us on Twatt...

Tom and John are back on another hilarious episode. Ups, downs, and all around discussion regarding current events. Mike Pence shares that he has no concern for the state of America. Bill Gates promises that the next virus will indeed get our attention. The Dogg Pound Gangstas from the LBC and the Lion of Fallujah. You can get more of The Static's Automatic by searching us on Facebook, YouTube...

Tom and John wonder what is really going on with Jill Scott and her horrendous rendition of the Woke Spangled Banner. Conversation ups and downs as they speculate on 'The Sound of Freedom' vs 'Indiana Jones and The Dial of Destiny'. Wondering aloud why in the world Rolling Stone magazine would call the former a Qanon delight in filmmaking. Finding it extremely odd that a movie abou...

Tom and John are back with another new episode discussing many topics. Taking a break from a themed format this episode is simply a general discussion about the world around us. Everything from Jimmy Hoffa to Artificial Intelligence.

John and Tom are back at it and they are on a roll in this episode. Recorded on Juneteenth they wonder what is going to be the next collectivist phenomenon. Are MAPS really going to be a thing that our culture will support? Lots of humor in this episode as we contemplate our future. Thank you to the people that take the time to listen. You can find more as always at The Static's Automatic on F...