The Scott Mills Weekly

Maisie Peters and JP Saxe actually sound like they are in love, but (cringe alert!) can Scott and Chris sound as intimate if they sing to each other? Also Blow Your Own Trumpet time raises an eyebrow and Rachel (a FIFA widow) goes to extremes to get her boyfriend's attention.

Scott and Chris offer ideas to Fifa Widow Jess, on how to regain her boyfirends attention, Crop Circles and Ghosts are whooo'd in the Whooo Game and who will be Radio 1's Hottest Employee of the day?

Students in lockdown are getting VERY bored...so much so we have a bore off between Charli and Kurt - who can be the most boring? Also Wrong Answers Only tries to work out what Lewis Capaldi didn't do for his birthday and Scott goes on the rampage with a temperature gun.

Listener Jason has a problem with people sounding different on the radio to real life, so we put Grimmy to the test and Chris is a bit worse for wear after an evening with his football "friends"

Chris accuses Scott of behaving differently when his Strictly mates are around, we add more to the list of things you need to change when you break up with someone and ridden a bike whilst holding a cup of coffee without spilling any lately? Then blow your own trumpet - LOUDLY!

Listener Amy has a word of caution about things to remember to do when breaking up with someone and there are calls for Chris to resign as he reaches for the bleach in The Whooo Game.

Listeners pitch their questions to listener Aaron who is off to Oxford Uni - oohh errr!. Also, more holiday horror stories that you would love to have the chance of re-living today and Bamboleo wednesday gets slightly hijacked by Dev.

The brilliant Yungblud reviews his Live Lounge performance and loves it. Also, listener Sophie ace's Dev's embarrassing holiday story (but would do it all again if she had the chance) and it's time to blow trumpets for all those small but amazing things you've done.

Dev stands in for Scott and recalls an embarrassing incident on a party bus in Ibiza, listener Lewis tells of his Grandad having trouble with technology and remember Tractor-Boy Racer? The Whoo Game is back.

Scott may have made a boo boo when he listed lots of drinking games to our fresher Heather, as nothing seems to be able to wake her. Also, as Sir David Attenborough takes to Instagram for the first time, Scott asks the listeners what hisnext post might be - wrong answers only please.

It's Bamboleo Wednesday and Fresher Heather is woken up at the crack of noon after a night of drinking games. Plus, the bagpipes are back in the Don't Look It Up Quiz.

London Grammar review their Live Lounge performance, more of your little victories that you should "Blow" about and it's all fake plants and fajitas in another of installment of Heather's fresher diary.

It's that time of year again but Freshers are getting a completely different experience this year as listener Heather reveals. Plus, Chris has hit the bigtime at last as he becomes a question on Tipping Point and The Whoo Game brings back a few familiar voices.

Scott gets confused about the terminology used in local butcher shops, we catch up with our favourite listener Nicole - who's from Wales and about to go and see Whales and a classic Where Do You Think They Were? looks back at when Billy's mum, Serena, needed her lagging sorted.

Scott's mind is blown by lot's of facts about peppers (yes you heard correct) we hear from more "Crancers" and "Merry Christmas Everyone!" What do you mean it's too early?

Little Mix give a live review of their Live Lounge performance, Chris wants more out of his smart speaker and - Is cry dancing a thing? We have a 1D fan that believes it is.

Following last week's conversation about who looked hot when young, the calls come flying in, and yes, Sir Ian McKellan is certainly one. Also, Scott has a special Mexican birthday song for listener Sarah and "Ip Dip Sky Whoooooo" It's the return of The Who Game.

Stonehenge, Times Square and The Mona Lisa all come under fire in our listener reviews, Chris takes umbrage against a word and poor listener Ollie has to hear to what happened when his mum bent over to pick up her shoes.

Can you review a land mark? Slating Ben Nevis for not having a café at the top seems a bit harsh. Also BTS are in trouble - according to the Coronavirus laws - one of them has to go!

It's Fantasy Football time again and some of the creative team names are flying way over Scott's head. Also, more hotel style reviews of parents houses and more reasons to blow your trumpets.

"You treat this place like a hotel" We've all been told that at one time or other, so we give you the opportunity to leave a online style review of your stay at your parents house. Plus, we herald the return of The Whooo Game.

Simon from Biffy Clyro reviews their ultra weird Live Lounge cover, we learn from listener Maria more about Karaoke legends Bev 'N Bob and the twisted audio round in todays quiz twists Scott's brain.

Scott is worried he has been "Too loose" with his number and wonders who keeps calling him. Also, when was the last time you actually heard your voicemail message? Who even still has one? We call up some, including Joel Corry's to see what happens. Plus, Chris is upset because someone VERY childish (Greg) has defaced the sign on his new Isolation Station.

Chris is back in the studio after managing to put up a picture in his house. It's an amazing acheivement for him which prompts a new feature - Blow Your Own Trumpet - mundane things that you are super proud of. Also, more of those little word or phrases that makes you best mate seethe with rage and quizmaster Grace is back for another Don't Look It Up quiz.

Super Sprinter Jonnie provides the tunes, people have been sliding in to Chris's DMs and who is your Tony Wood? The person you miss most whilst working from home.