The Patty Pod

This episode we discuss more trips to the Met, my views on the limits and benefits of history, and wearing sunglasses indoors.

This week I talk about stumbling on to a fashion show, art adventures at the New Museum, the power of scent, and potato fatigue.

This week we discuss more art adventures, freeing society from the scourge of using the word “journey” for everything, loving my friends’ parents, and trying to be a party animal.

In this episode we discuss transitioning from the holidays, getting the hard sell from an old friend, and bringing back “get a room.”

Happy Holidays! This week we discuss my Minnesota trip for the holidays, my hilarious friends, ideas of fractals and parent-child relationships in spirituality, and the arms race in American flag sizes.

In this episode we cover me discovering a great new band called Radiohead, catching a good deal of mansplaining at Thanksgiving, conversational awkwardness with my Christmas tree guy, and taking heart from places of public trust.

This week I talk about our trip to Philly, really selling your work to customers, and synchronicities on the street.

This week I talk about huge news in the sweater world, my art viewing adventures, getting out of dogmatism, and my friend's hilarious Halloween mix-up. 

This week we talk about perfume transforming spaces, trying to out Chinese my Chinese-American friend, and an ode cheese pizza.

This week we discuss local news celebrities, lost idioms from my childhood, and ask the internet booty shakers to get more creative.

This week I talk about a phantasmagorical trip through The Metropolitan Museum of Art, getting in on the sexy NIL world, and the dangers of growing a mustache.

This week I send love to my friend who had a tragic loss, and figure he’s ok with me continuing the episode to talk about my week and other silliness.

This week we discuss a considerate anti-social man, the relief of being wrong, and Charles the Bald.

This week we talk about hat compliments, embracing the ego, and being an R&B singer in Saudi Arabia.

This week I talk about the deep natural laws of the nude beach, the divine spark of Meister Eckhart, and truly epic tales of fraud with dead people.

This episode includes talk of visitors, voluble Vinny the repair man, being pleasantly shocked by contradictions and working my way through them, metal detecting, and inflatable hot dog buns.

We’re back with season 2! In this first episode I introduce the essay bites corner, and discuss my surreal summer, the strange joy I get when someone really gives it to me, and not being ready to hang out at Wimbledon.

In this week’s season finale I talk about my idea to spice up my school’s mother’s night, the word “timepiece”, singing, and the concept of oneness.

This week we talk about the cuts in my life and my trip to Vienna and Slovenia.

This week I discuss major news in my hat game, joy while waiting, and the implications of mustaches.

This week I discuss going out for a change, hipster hugs, taking St. Aquinas at his word, and the 12-year-old in me striking again.

This week I discuss conflict resolution in the bike lane, singing along to rapper Dojo Cat, and things I had to suppress.

This week I talk about jewelry for men, getting a clubhouse feel at home, and being too excited to connect with people on trips.

This week I talk about becoming a super fan for my niece’s basketball team, the Super Bowl as needed ritual, how I find materialism magical, and how ads make disease look down right fun.

This week I talk about my plans to be a rich guy, calls from niece, being overwhelmed by the sublime, and loving song lyrics probably meant for other people.