The One Millionth Podcast

Ear Pussies 25.10.2022 59:54 ↓

Chris and Andi finally figure out how to do the podcast remotely! To view the video podcast head to our socials IG: @onemillionthpod and Twitter: @1millionthpod 

Principal of the Skies 09.10.2022 55:58 ↓

Andi drank old protein and took the SAT, Chris has a Tom Brady conspiracy theory, and a Juggalette writes in. 

Kids Today 01.10.2022 1:00:45 ↓

Chris and Andi go on about old mix-tape infomercials from the 90’s and Chris just doesn’t understand kids today.

Spidingdong 26.09.2022 58:44 ↓

Chris uses terrible metaphors, it confuses Andi. Unrelated she finally learns what batting a thousand means. 

Perpendurcular 17.09.2022 1:00:51 ↓

Andi and Chris have quite the trip to Kansas City and then they talk about movie sequels and stadium names. 

Choo Choo Chanooga 02.09.2022 55:43 ↓

Chris gets a hat box and Andi is into the sleaze bags at music festivals, and they both lament on the rules of their childhood road trips.

Six Playstations 27.08.2022 59:22 ↓

Chris and Andi talk about Pimp My Ride and horrible LA audiences.

Poonpouri 18.08.2022 53:02 ↓

Andi talks about energy drinks she had in high school and Chris goes on about his favorite Mary Kay face wash.

Nein Nein 12.08.2022 55:21 ↓

Chris and Andi give advice on what records should start a collection. Spoiler Alert: It’s a lot of Nelly Furtado. 

McHandy’s 08.08.2022 58:27 ↓

Andi underestimates the power of the sun, Chris learns how canned foods work, and there are just too many farts. 

Lazarus! 17.07.2022 59:01 ↓

Chris goes off on Ansel Adams and Andi did a um… stuff? And it was uhhhhhhnn… stuff… words are hard.

Count Fistula 06.07.2022 57:59 ↓

Andi and Chris are joined by their Dad, Scott. They talk ad nauseam about Terrence Trent Darby and other people who haven’t been in the zeitgeist for decades. 

Swapping Joes 23.06.2022 55:53 ↓

Andi gets confused about Trader Joe’s, Chris is all boned up over John Larroquette, and they reminisce about Holidomes. 

Comedy is Hard 16.06.2022 58:25 ↓

Chris and Andi go on so many rants about malls. Most of them are good. The rants… not the malls. Well, maybe the malls. Why are you still reading this just listen and find out. 

Poonraker 02.06.2022 55:30 ↓

Chris and Andi learn German and they ruin the ending for No Time to Die, even though neither of them have seen it.

Izuhaul 27.05.2022 53:05 ↓

Andi is highly caffeinated and Chris still hates Hollywood.

On The Strand in Venice 19.05.2022 1:00:58 ↓

Chris and Andi want to bring Kurt Loder back to MTV News.

Dicked Down By Dumbo 06.05.2022 58:34 ↓

Chris comes up with a new instagram handle for Scott Disick and Andi can’t think of the word “endorse”.

Kitchen Chickens 29.04.2022 58:39 ↓

Chris and Andi are back with tales from the road (Chris) and the crypt (Andi).

Coloradolopolis 02.04.2022 54:54 ↓

Chris brings up Casey at the Bat for the first time ever and Andi is taking a wizz again in Margaritaville.

Just Lefts 25.03.2022 57:23 ↓

If you think Chris and Andi take a lot of lefts, you should hear about this kid in Miami. 

But Gary Hungry 17.03.2022 56:46 ↓

Chris and Andi talk mega-spiders, breastfeeding adults and horse-sized ducks.

Strand of Dover 11.03.2022 1:00:05 ↓

Forgive the amount of phlegm but let’s be real, we’re lucky there’s an episode this week. And don’t miss Chris and Andi at this year’s Potty-Con in Sheboygan, WI where they’ll be signing headshots of David Copperfield. 

Mr. Nice Guy Awards 23.02.2022 1:02:47 ↓

Andi educates Chris on lip fillers, and Chris got slighted by a cab driver in Buffalo. 

Mouthful Mode 16.02.2022 1:03:03 ↓

Chris reminisces about the last time he ate a fruit 10 years ago and Andi has a group chat that is popping off on the daily