The Mike and Maxcast

(We bring in new blood…) ALL THE SMALL THINGS, DESERT CHESTER, SQUATCH TRANSFORMERS, DOLPHIN MANSPLAINS AND GETS TWITTER BANNED, YOUR NAME IS THE BUZZER. Email us at: themikeandmaxcast@gmail.com

(Mike picks up the slack again…) Mike shoots from the hip in a Max-less episode of the Mike and Maxcast. Max is in the process of editing an episode that had a guest on it, which I am eager to see added to the ranks, as it was a banger. Patience please. REGULAR MIKE AND MAXCAST NEXT EPISODE (HOPEFULLY IF HE AIN’T HURT).

(An old guard rises again...) FREE CHAIRS, DUBIOUS CLAIMS, SWAMP ASS BACK AT IT, LEE WINS THE CART BANDIT GUESS-A-THON, MAN WATCHES MOVIE, NOT BLASTING A COUCH ANIMAL, ONE STAR WARRIORS DROP TRUTH. Email us at: themikeandmaxcast@gmail.com

(We bring in some heat...) SMUT CAMERA, ALEC MAKIN' DAT BASEBALL TEAM, OLD PEOPLE EAT OUT AND MAX TALKS ABOUT IT, AS FREE AS A BIRD, MICKEY LOOKIN' FOR CHEESE, ALIENS FEAR THE MAN IN BLACK, DELETE DOGS, MAX HUNTS A TREE BEAST, THE CAST IGNITES, SON OF DEREK. Email us at: themikeandmaxcast@gmail.com

(We are professionals...) MAX AND NORMAN COMPETE FOR MVP HEAD TRAUMA, CURTAINS FOR MAURY, POTATO SCANDAL, TIK TOK TIME TRAVELER TRUTHS, THREE PLATES OF SCRAN, TEN YEARS A BUSTED WENDY'S, TWO BOOMERS TALK ABOUT SOCIAL MEDIA LIKE IT MATTERS. Email us at: themikeandmaxcast@gmail.com

(We make up for lost time...) MAX WAKES FROM HIS SLUMBER, THE UNSUNG ALUM, HUMAN BLITZ, IN COMES THE BEAR, RITA THE FLAMEBRINGER, PHIL FREEZES, MONKEY POLE DEATH SQUAD, PENAL'S ORIGIN. Email us at: themikeandmaxcast@gmail.com

(Mike picks up the slack...) Originally recorded on December 26, 2021, this was meant to be the fabled "Episode 6.5" that came to be after worrying that Max would not be available to record Episode 7. However, Max was free and this was to remain in the vault until the world needed it most. Today is that day. REGULAR MIKE AND MAXCAST NEXT EPISODE.

(We keep the heat on...) QR CODES FOR OLD PEOPLE, CLASH OF THE XANAX, 50 MILLION FEET WATCHERS, SELF-DIAGNOSING A DISEASE BAG, DONALD GRANT: DINOSAUR SCIENTIST, NAKED AND NOT AFRAID, THREE PLUS CATS AND A WATCH, SLEEPING TO TOY MECHANICS. Email us at: themikeandmaxcast@gmail.com

(We enter a fugue state…) DEAD CAR, BAND PRACTICE, MAX INSTA-HATES, DEBUTING A BIG GUT, THE SORRY STEALER, MOON BOYS, PENAL COLONY RETURNS, MOVIE STUMP. Email us at: themikeandmaxcast@gmail.com

(Max tries to delete us...) KIDFLINKS, DOG GONE, WOKE CANDY PERSONS, DOG FOUND BY MEAT, OLD DEAD IN IRELAND, PENNSYLVANIA PRIMATES, EMAIL STUMP, BUCKET SPEAKS. Email us at: themikeandmaxcast@gmail.com

(Ten years in the making...) GREAT VALUE TERMINATOR, BIG JUDD THE CONGO QUEEN, IRELAND HEART ATTACKS, DK CAT MODE, CHILD FORCES WOMAN INTO MARRIAGE, AMAZON SOMMELIER RETURNS, NEW SEGMENTS ON THE HORIZON, FUNKSHAKE KINGS REFLECT ON THEIR FUNKSHAKE KINGDOM.

(We make it in time...) DARK WEB MIKECAST, DUNE CHILD MYSTERY, SLUT SHAMING EVE, PALEONTOLOGISTS ARE HARD MODE, EVERY MOVIE IS RATED R WITH AN ACTIVE SHOOTER, DRUG POUCH IN MY BALL POUCH, GIFTS INTO DOG FOOD, MAX MANS THE MAIL, ONCE MORE INTO THE CHIMP PIT, FUNKSHAKE KINGS SET A COURSE FOR 2022.

(Max opens up…) OFFROAD F*CKERS, IN THE MALL IN THE SNOW, DREW BARRY-DRINKS-LESS, SHALLOW POTTER, CHEERS, CAMEL LIPS LIE, SPRAYING FLAME, BEAST BLITZ BIRTHDAY BASH, MAX SCREAMS DINO, FUNKSHAKE KINGS BRING THE PENAL COLONY.

(We unglue a bit...) TIP LOSER, JOKE THREATS, THE SEARCH FOR TURKEY SANCTUARY, GRITTY SITCOM REBOOTS, LIBRARIES ARE OLD HAT, DE-WITCHIN' COSTS A MINT, EMAIL DISTRESS SIGNAL, FUNKSHAKE KINGS KILL A SEGMENT?

(We march on...) CHAIR TALK, T.G.I.FRIDGE, BOTTLE FIGHT, UNEARTHING DOUG, PIZZA BOT, FUNKSHAKE KINGS GET AN EMAIL.

(We dig in…) SOBER BULLY SPEAKS OUT, MARTHA STEWART HAWKIN’ CBD, HOUSE ROAD TRASH, CONDOR JESUS, HIPPOS ARE HUMAN, SERBIAN BOXER BRAWLS, FUNKSHAKE KINGS TRY TO KEEP PACE.

(This train keeps on rolling...) THE BEATLES ARE HIP WITH KIDS, DEMI LOVATO FIGHTING FOR ET'S, CRITTERS AND WALNUTS, SNACK SANDWICH LOTTERY, PIZZA ROLL SURPRISE, FUNKSHAKE KINGS CONTINUE TO BUILD.

(Episode 1 of our return back to the cockpit of this mess…) BRITNEY SPEARS, BIG BANG THEORY BLOW UPS, SATAN ON TV, GRIMACE REVEALED, MAD AT DAD ABOUT YOUR PORN, FUNKSHAKE KINGS RETURN AGAIN.

(This episode comes straight from the vault, circa 2017, aged like a fine wine - let this serve as an introduction to the cast) CELINE DION, FASHIONISTA, DEAD PEOPLE IN SUBWAYS, AWESOME INTRO, FUNKSHAKE KINGS RETURN, DON'T GO INTO THE LONG GRASS.