The Mash Up

The Final Four is here and I'm not sure which of the two realistic outcomes would be funnier. The CDL continues to be an absolute mess. The Orioles get it done and the A's have reached a new low. Intro: One Shinning Moment by Luther Vandross Outro: Orioles Magic Support the Show https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jacob-patterson/support Barstool Affiliate Link: https://barstool-sports...

HAPPY OPENING DAY AND HAPPY RUBENSTEIN DAY ORIOLES FANS!!!!!! We're finally rid of the Angelos family. The first weekend didn't provide as much chaos as we hoped for but 2019 was the same way and that tournament was AWESOME. A very good CDL Major got overshadowed by all the drama that came after the fact. Intro: Orioles Magic Outro: CBS March Madness Theme Support the Show https://podcaste...

MARCH MADNESS IS THIS WEEK!!!!!! I'm ready for all of the insanity it will hopefully bring. SSG DID IT, THEY FINALLY DID IT!!!!!! Beating Optic at their own event (again) made it even better. I have NO IDEA what's going to happen at CDL Miami, I have my picks but I could only narrow it down to three. Intro and Outro: CBS March Madness Theme Support the Show https://podcasters.spotify.com/p...

IT'S CHAMP WEEK, WE'RE ALMOST TO THE MADNESS!!!!!!!! HCS Arlington is upon us, I just hope it's better than last year. KING HENRY IS A RAVEN!!!!!! Intro Song: CBS March Madness Theme Outro Song: Baltimore Ravens Fight Song Support the Show https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jacob-patterson/support Barstool Affiliate Link: https://barstool-sports.pxf.io/6eb7Db Follow me on twitter:...

The CDL is negotiating a better revenue sharing agreement with its teams, thank God. Can we stop with this trying to ban court storming crap? This weekend just FEELS like the first weekend of March. WE'VE GOT A NEW POKEMON LEGENDS GAME!!!!!! Intro: CBS March Madness Theme Outro: Volo Battle Theme Support the Show https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jacob-patterson/support Barstool Affiliat...

College basketball has reached its best time of the year and I expect similar amounts of chaos to what we've had the past few. CDL Major II qualifiers are looking pretty similar to Major I so far. HCS is still going to be dominated by the Big 3, but that doesn't mean it won't still be fun. Intro Song: One Shinning Moment by Luther Vandross Outro Song: Halo Theme (Mjolnir Mix) by Marty...

THE ORIOLES HAVE A NEW OWNER!!!!!!!!!!!!! Congrats Rodger, you've gone full Manfred. Toronto Ultra is just better than everyone else. Intro and Outro Song: Orioles Magic Support the Show https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jacob-patterson/support Barstool Affiliate Link: https://barstool-sports.pxf.io/6eb7Db Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/RealPatterson50 Follow me on Twitch: htt...

The Ravens are back in the AFC Championship Game and I expect them to win, duh. I don't know how to feel about the NFC game since my heart wants one thing to happen but my brain is telling me it won't. MASSIVE Halo Infinite update next week. HCS 2024 looks really good. The Paramount show just has to come along and kill the vibes, doesn't it? CDL Major I is going to be a Champs rematch,...

All but one of the NFL Wild Card games were complete and total blowouts, but I have some hope for the divisional round. Sledge decided to take a massive hammer (pun very much intended) to the entire meta right before the first Major of the season. I love you college basketball, please keep this up for the next two months. CDL picks (w/odds): Optic -1.5 vs Miami (-140) Rokkr +1.5 vs LAG (-185) NYSL...

The fifth year (or sixth depending on if you count the few months at The Light) of the Mash Up is here and oh boy so much has happened. Nick Saban and Bill Belichick both less than 24 hours from each other. The National Championship and CFP were both really fun. The NFL Playoffs seem like they'll be a little chalky this year. I don't know what the heck is going on in the CDL in the early g...

Oh. My. God. The Liberty Flames are going to the Fiesta Bowl. FSU got totally screwed. The CDL made a lot of mistakes but I am still excited for a new season. Halo S2 actually looks...good? The Orioles might get sold. GTA VI looks INSANE. My most likely very wrong Game Awards Predictions Intro Song: Fan the Flames Outro Song: Cal's Theme Support the Show https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show...

Liberty has a chance at a NY6 Bowl after just five years. The CFP selection is going to be absolutely insane, at least I hope so. NO MORE SBMM IN PUUBS AND NO MORE SNAKING IN THE CDL!!!! LAG finally announced their roster, only took them until a week before the season starts. Liberty basketball is really good and I think this season is going to be fun. Intro and Outro: Fan the Flames by the Spirit...

I expected to be a lot happier with CoD than I currently am. College basketball is back and I have a wild prediction. What is CFP Committee smoking? This Michigan cheating thing has gotten totally out of control. It's time for Maryland to move on from Locksley. Intro Song: Call of Duty MW3 Main Theme Outro Song: Fan the Flames Support the Show https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jacob-patt...

Congrats Rangers, you earned it. We're getting down to the wire of the CFB season and I have no idea where it's going. The Michigan cheating thing just makes it even more confusing. DON'T FALL FOR IT COMMANDERS FANS! JOSH HARRIS HAS NOTHING TO OFFER YOU BUT FALSE HOPE! The CDL season starts in five weeks and we still don't know 25% of the league's rosters. Intro Song: Higher by...

I think Halo might be well and truly back, a MASSIVE update right after an incredible world championship event will tend to do that. Last week in college football was overall pretty disappointing, but I think this week will be better. So the Rangers might just be that good and the Phillies might have "it." The NFL needs to get it together, most of their best teams got screwed by refs thi...

That may have been the worst week of Baltimore sports in my entire life, and it came immediately after the best. CoD Next showed me everything I wanted last year's game to be, but I'll take it now and hope they've learned their lesson to never make a CoD game like MW22 or Vanguard ever again. Texas-Oklahoma was an awesome game in the middle of a very good season. I expect Washington-Or...

THE ORIOLES ARE REALLY GOOD AND I LOVE IT. College football continues to be stupid in ways only it can. The Ravens also keep doing good things, while the league does stupid things...again. What I want from CoD Next 2023 Intro Song: Orioles Magic Outro Song: Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 (2011) Main Theme Support the Show: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jacob-patterson/support Barstool Aff...

Liberty looked a lot better this week and my heart thanks them. Texas might be back for real this time. It's fun watching Bama's dynasty crumble. Every top tier QB in the NFL forgot they were good at football. Intro Song: Carry On Wayward Son by Kansas Outro Song: NFL on Fox Theme Support the Show https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jacob-patterson/support Barstool Affiliate Link: http...

College football had what could only be described as an "interesting" first week. HCS Ft Worth was AWESOME, even if SSG lost. I have no clue what the NFL season will bring, but I hope it includes some justice for the Karen Cats and their fans. Franchising is bad for esports, I thought we already knew this but apparently not. Intro Song: ESPN College Football theme Outro Song: NFL on Fox...

WE'RE BACK!!!! College football is here. HCS Ft Worth is going to be hype and the current state of the game definitely helps with that. I'm enjoying baseball this season, despite John Angelos' continued attempts to ruin it. I don't know what to expect from the CDL this season. Intro and Outro Song: Liberty Flames Fight Song Support the Show https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/j...

HCS Arlington was absolutely awesome and so is HCS. CDL Rostermania is in FULL swing and I'm worried about Thieves. The Sixers continue to piss me off. The Flyers are actually doing something right for the first time in what feels like five years. Support the Show https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jacob-patterson/support Barstool Affiliate Link: https://barstool-sports.pxf.io/6eb7Db Foll...

THAT SPIDER-MAN TRAILER THOUGH!!!!!!! The Celtics still lose after giving their fans insane amounts of false hope and scared the rest of the NBA into thinking their already obnoxious fanbase even worse. CDL Major V was a nice bookend to the regular season. The most chaotic Stanley Cup Final imaginable has happened and I'm very excited. HCS Dallas is this weekend and there's three teams who...

Lakers get swept by the Nuggets and the Celtics are on the verge of getting swept too. Sixers did the right thing and fired Glenn. Major V in Toronto should be a whole lot better than the empty arena snooze fest in Columbus. Give me all the chaos of a Vegas vs Florida Stanley Cup Final, that's what I want. The NFL is so dumb. TSM IS LEAVING THE LCS!!!!!!!!!!! Intro Song: Roundball Rock Outro S...

Sixers win an important game IN BOSTON, it's beautiful. The Knicks are screwed. I'm still holding out for drama in the Lakers-Warriors series. The2023 CDL season continues to make no sense. How did the BLACKHAWKS of all teams win the Draft Lottery. Let's Go O's. CoD and Halo get some big updates. Support the Show https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jacob-patterson/support Barst...

It's a new holiday, Boston can suck it. The Sixers can ABSOLUTLEY win this series. Dillon Brooks had it coming. Lamar has a new contract and the Ravens finally got him some real help. The Bruins choked and it was beautiful. The entire first round of the Stanley Cup Playoffs was chaos. Mutineers-Heretics merger will be very good for the CDL in multiple ways. Intro and Outro Song: 1 2 3 4 5 Sixe...