The Macron Show

This show is named after a true legend of the washer rental industry. God bless you Johnny. This week innocent beautiful Ron must face off against a man who only went and put the wrong doors on his refridgerator and caused it to not be running, thus ruining Hazel's whole joke. One man really wants to pitch his incredible ideas for vaginal interfaces on Mars to our specialist IT team. Poor Johnny S...

Welcome to another wild and wacky installment of Mondays With Macron. This week Ron has to do battle with a very angry lady who accidentially booked her husband on a seperate flight to her, to a country that doesn't exist, on a date that doesn't exist. These things easily happen though, one man got very upset that an engineer didn't show up to his on time so he cancelled his whole Internet althoug...

Well it's finally happened, we've reached the point where AI is now talking for us and saying what it thinks we should say. Time to respect our new robot overlords. This week Ron handles a very sensetive situation involving a double murder in a rental car, one man is dismayed to get another call from Ron about his rental car, one person has serious problems with their Internet service, one man ins...

Well here we go it's Monday on Tuesday yet again. This week Hazel invades a meeting as fake Amy, one lady is not happy that critters chewed her box, one man gets upset because people won't pick things up off the floor for him, one man actually gets bummed on a plane, one man has no right buying tickets to sweet gentle Oasis, one man is very very upset that her got moved around at his baseball game...

I think Dale came up with this show name and I feel that it's appropriate for some of the callers today. This week poor innocent Ron has to deal with Ronny wearing the customer's dresses, one man is very upset with his grocery store experience, one lady gets upset when Ron suddenly turns into an AI mid call, one man just wants to tell us that he doesn't use his bank account, one man tries and fail...

Well it's Labor Day and I guess Ron has to celebrate that now. It was really hard to get people to pick up on a holiday and fight us but we managed it for you anyway. This week Ron shows a professional wrestler how to do his job properly, one man has terrible trouble with an out of control robot, one man really can't seem to stop breaking his own refridgerator, Ronny eats someone's takout, Ron com...

We're back baby! The weather may have cooled down but the show has not. This week Ron starts things off by getting into a heated debate about the privacy of someone's road, saves one lady from a very tacky wedding, chat's to a lovelly lady at the airport, one man is trying to actually spend his loyalty points which we no longer allow, Ron invents nano repair robots for car rentals, various people...

It's too damn hot but luckily that means the complainers are extra cranky, and boy are they extra cranky this week. Listen as Ron attempts to delay someone's flight for no reason, one lady goes on an entire adventure whilst attempting to prove that she isn't a robot, one lady has a complete meltdown because we won't give her an upgrade, one man has to call for help after an Internet installation i...

Here we go again, sometimes I think these people don't want my sweet gentle help. Despite people not wanting to talk today we still made them. Poor old Ron has to suffer some very rude grocery store customers, a man who got very angry about his broken dishwasher, Ron joins the Roast Masters, one lady causes yet another delivery tradgedy with her constant complaining, Ron and Scoby talk to a real l...

Here we go again. People are trying to uncancell Ron's cancellations and that just won't do. This week one man has a big beef with his insurance company, Ron becomes the son of the president and the head of the country's stupidest tech company, one lady gets very upset about her destroyed car, Hazel talks to a pervert, one man gets upset because he can't remember his password, one man pays way too...

Well tonight was definitely a night for crazy complaining Karen's. We had no time for anything else except Ron doing battle with a man who got his Internet taken out by a storm, a seriously redneck grocery store customer, a man who wet his pants on a flight, a man who met the rudest flight attendant ever, a man who was missing his brand new Donkey Kong game, a lady who was very upset that her driv...

Don't worry I do know you all. This week we're back to business as usual and we really had some crazy Karens lined up for you including a lady with a sweary name who was unhappy about her flight, one lady who was very angry that the weather was bad, Ron handles a complaint from 6 years ago, one man buys a really crappy electric vehicale and regrets it, Tyrone is back and stealing phones again, one...

Welcome to a special Metal Mondays With Macron in honour of Ron's recent trip to Ozzy Osbourne's final ever show, this week we decided to make everything metal! It doesn't get more metal than starting the show with old Grumpy Stan, we then had an awesome conversation between Ronathon and Jyan, one lady got stuck for a very long time on our brand new AI verification system, we meet another deadbeat...

Happy Canada Day everyone! It's probably a hot one where you are, it certainly is here. Some of the staff are even on vacation this week, we are too good to them. Despite all the celebrations Ron still manages to get into a terrible argument with a lady who simply couldn't get enough comfort on her flight, we have to tangle with a racist man who has a girls name, one man starts making some serious...

Well it finally happened. Our dialler machines deciced to break right as we were doing the first show of listener appreciation week. Despite all that nothing stops this train and we still managed to make a few funny prank calls happen and invited ourselves to a few very enjoyable meetings. This week company got very confused about being AI Verified, one man got real mad about a driver driving on h...

Another week another whole bunch of crazy angry people. This week sweet gentle Ron goes up against Grumpy Stan accusing him of making prank calls, Mike Lindell not wanting to talk at all, a couple who have caused complete chaos over their storage needs, we accidentally cut of a dentist's Internet connection, one lady has mattress problems, one lady doesn't know if she wants her water delivered or...

This week's exciting show features a whole bunch of crazy people who really like complaining. First we check in with our new best friend Grumpy Stan, Ron checks on his Game Rooster, one man just can't stop moaning about his airline, we accidentally prank someone we pranked last year, worth it, one man has taken to stalking in order to get some hotel bonus points, one man can't underststand why you...

Uh oh it's another one of those crazy shows where everything went off! Today is international leave work early day but Ron is standing by you guys and sticking it out. This week he does battle with a lady who is willing to go to prison over french toast, a man who is too big for burgers, a man who just wants his boxes to be the right way up, Ron talks to Andy Kaufman, one lady has her dream vacati...

It's a holiday everywhere but despite that we really got some crazy complainers going tonight including a couple with a fake broken stroller, a man who really wants a Switch 2, a man on a never ending crusade to get his $30, a man who didn't like his hotel stay, a man who couldn't find his boat, a man who was very upset by the images in our patented captcha verification system, a man who really ne...

People sure are stressed out with everything going on in the world right now because the complainers are super tense. Despire all that Ron still manages to get into an epic row with a business owner about his phone services, a man with a certain brand of terrible electric car, one man who can't stand 10 minute delays, one man who is planning an epic lawsuit about his rental car, Ron does battle wi...

Do not say the K-Word otherwise one might show up and start yelling at you the day after Mother's Day. A bit like what happened to Ron when one lady yelled at him because of Scoby's failed delivery, one man gets all upset about a silly piece of cloth, Scoby creeps out a flower orderer, one couple end up in a serious Telecourt session when trying to get Ron fired, we meet a none talkative crackhead...

A big happy Cinco De Mayo everyone. We're celebrating in the usual style, by doing some funny prank phone calls for you all. This week Ron deals with an idiot who can't figure out how to click the day he wants to fly, we accidentally call an unhinged redneck lady, Ron tries to re-negotiate a big food contract, one lady doesn't understand that she isn't allowed to call us, one lady accuses us of be...

Well here we go again sweet gentle Ronathon just wants to help people and all he gets is abuse. Why is everyone so angry right now? This week one man makes a terrible mistake whilst trying to scam a free flight from his airline, one lady is real mad about her missing furniture, Ron takes on a fellow British man with a broken down car, one man gets his brand new phone stolen, one lady has some real...

After Good Friday comes Bad Monday and boy are people angry today. One man suffers literally the worst flight of all time, one man is choking on his own rage about his electric go kart, one lady is fighting hard to get one good review for her business, one man is so bad at golf he needs a special machine to help, one lady wants to speak some jive about her leisure passes, one man is very angry abo...

Welcome back to Mondays with Macron. Now on a Monday too! This week it's all about the complaints as Ron tries to help a lady who's hands are too hot for her new phone, one lady accidentally orders medium rare chicken, one lady has her ticket account hacked and used to purchase baseball tickets, a very rude banchode yells at Ron just because he is being charged too much, we meed a rednack with Int...