The Get Up Show Podcast

So a cat walks into a bar... 05.09.2025 1:43 ↓

Give me a saucer of milk and make it a double

Nurse performs CPR... on a raccoon? 05.09.2025 1:27 ↓

Got to save that trash panda no matter what!

Kid sneaks out of house for Chick-fil-A run 05.09.2025 1:22 ↓

Good thing he didn't try it on a Sunday although that might have taught him a life lesson

Baby born at Burning Man 05.09.2025 1:27 ↓

That's a dusty baby

Don't let ChatGPT draw your next map 18.08.2025 1:51 ↓

Tonnosee and Missasippo sound like lovely places to visit!

So the carnivore diet for babies is becoming a thing 18.08.2025 1:46 ↓

Great, now I have to share my steak with my baby?

Beware of fans 18.08.2025 1:31 ↓

Who knew this was a big deal overseas

A 3 year old broke a $1,500 table by accident and the place made the mom pay 18.08.2025 1:31 ↓

Don't you think that's a bit pricey to use to decorate your ice cream shop?

Creative ideas on using those silica packs 18.08.2025 1:34 ↓

Obviously the first is still do not eat them

Does your tattoo in another language REALLY say what you think it does? 18.08.2025 1:37 ↓

Here's some examples of not getting quite what you asked for

Here's some creative ways to call out of work today 18.08.2025 1:25 ↓

Points if you've used any of these

If you mess with an elephant they will pull your pants down 18.08.2025 1:32 ↓

Getting pantsed by an elephant isn't something I would say I'd expect to have happen

A lady said she slipped on a banana in a parking lot 18.08.2025 0:53 ↓

Only problem, no banana

Airbnb dentistry was a thing for one couple 18.08.2025 1:16 ↓

Your hosts casually mention they're dentists so obviously you get some work done right?

Adults using pacifiers is a new thing 18.08.2025 1:46 ↓

Listen you use your fidget spinner or whatever, I'm working on this Mickey Mouse binky

Some fun stuff left behind after concerts 18.08.2025 1:23 ↓

A lot of questions about the prosthetic leg and broccoli pile

Your digital twin could be coming soon 12.08.2025 1:55 ↓

No problem, just virtual AI you haunting your loved ones for eternity

Getting busted by a noise camera is a new concept 12.08.2025 1:48 ↓

This new tech is supposed to crack down on noisy vehicles... would you like that around here?

Smoke break leads to clinging to outside of train 12.08.2025 0:47 ↓

How bad do you need to grab a smoke?

Santa's bike elves are hard at work 12.08.2025 1:14 ↓

Seriously, he can't provide them with better transportation?

Be careful if you have two backhoes on your truck 11.08.2025 0:54 ↓

They might flip off and cause chaos

Didn't invite a coworker to your wedding? Might end up in HR 11.08.2025 1:37 ↓

This bride's coworker took this complaint all the way to HR

Wannabe Santa stuck in chimney 11.08.2025 1:20 ↓

Vodka may have been involved

What's worse than a bear tearing up expensive cars? 11.08.2025 1:34 ↓

What if that bear isn't really a bear?

It was a very romantic wedding including mayonaise 11.08.2025 1:10 ↓

Who knew mayonnaises had mascots that will also officiate your wedding?