The Final Podcast

A young blind woman is stalked by killer, Ricky Caldwell, who wakes up from a coma, and who she shared a psychic connection with. Silent Night, Deadly Night 3: Better Watch Out is the 3rd movie we are reviewing this Christmas season and it's also the 3rd sequel in a series we argue doesn't need sequels. This film is definitely odd and features Bill Moseley as the re-casted Ricky Caldwell...

The Pine Hills Summer Camp counselors discover a girl covered in blood while they prepare camp and are soon met by what's following her. Don't Fuck in the Woods 2 is a huge upgrade from the first movie in just about every way. This movie had interesting characters, an engaging story, and it was also funny. It was a fun watch all the way through and even made us excited for a potential 3r...

After Cindy sees her parents murdered by a green monster in a Santa costume, she seeks revenge despite the town disbelieving her story. The Mean One takes the whole story of The Grinch and adds a horror element to it while avoiding using the name of "The Grinch" throughout the movie. The movie starts David Howard Thornton as the Mean One, who may look the part, but this film is far from...

A firefighter specializing in blowing out fires, goes up against a greedy oil corporation he often works with, to prevent them from launching their new oil refinery and taking land from the Alaskan natives. On Deadly Ground is Steven Seagal's directorial debut and features strong performances from Michael Caine, John C. McGinley, and R. Lee Ermey and is nothing short of action-packed. There&a...

Buried deep within the Korvatunturi mountain, is a highly coveted secret that lures several parties to excavate it. Christmas this year will be a little different. Rare Exports is a cult classic for a reason. For a movie that has flown under the radar, it really packs a punch and is a completely different type of Christmas story. It takes the viewer on an adventure to the Finnish-Russian border to...

When virgin artist, Carter, develops feelings for a call girl, she is selected to be Cthulhu's bride and summon an ancient one. It's up to Carter to stop a group of cultists and their leader from their plot to doom the world. Call Girl of Cthulhu was a welcome surprise. It was a joy to see a nice comedic spin on the Cthulhu mythos. The film had a great set of characters and had a charm t...

In order to stop a serial killer who skins his victims, a young FBI agent takes psychological advice from an incarcerated cannibal serial killer. The Silence of the Lambs is one the best true crime dramas ever made. It features an amazing performance from Jodie Foster, who plays an up-and-coming FBI agent, Clarice Starling, who shows her inexperience taking advice in tracking Buffalo Bill, a seria...

Brother and sister, Ted and Maxie, go on a rock climbing trip in order for Ted to overcome previous trauma. However, the footage recorded of their trip depicts they encountered something far worse. We Found Something combines two types of horror movies we love: found footage and creature features. This movie had a bit of a build up, but does have a few twists that we couldn't predict. One par...

A robotic doll is created to not only be the next big toy, but to also be a parent figure and friend to a young girl. However, this robot starts defying her programming. M3GAN was a big horror, sci-fi release last year and positioned itself at a time where AI has slowly been taking over and scaring the heck out of everyone. The movie was part horror, part comedy and sometimes hard to distinguish w...

What appears like a harmless crush on the dad next door becomes an obsession for a young college student as she attempts to have him for herself at any cost. Deadly DILF is so crazy, it's actually hard to comprehend. It's so bat shit wild that it's frustrating to see a father, who has a great life, attempt to throw it away time and time again. In any case, it was a fun watch through...

Looting a VHS tape in what appears to be an abandoned house proves more challenging than a group of burglars could have ever expected when they discover more than odd footage. As Bryan assembles his pirate crew, on a special night full of our friends as guests, we discuss the anthology horror movie, V/H/S.  We love anthology horror and this movie does have a few strong filmmakers so we were happy...

Emma's birthday trauma is resurfaced when a friend decides to throw her a surprise party after years of not celebrating her birthday, which awakens her disturbed past. Every time we have an opportunity to review a clown movie we absolutely take it to piss off Mike G. This week, we discuss Clownery , which is a movie featuring murderous clowns, but also has a psychosocial thriller element. Is...

A young black man visits his white girlfriend's family for the weekend and his suspicions of how he'll be received pales in comparison to their real plans. Get Out is Jordan Peele's first horror film and what an effort. This movie is a thriller from beginning to end and keeps the viewers at the edge of their seats. It's conceptually brilliant and the pace continues to pick up t...

Upon returning to her hometown after 6 years following the death of her friend that many believe she responsible for, Olivia believes the recent murders are the effort of a supernatural force from her childhood. The Crooked Man greatly surprised us. When watching, we assumed we were getting a stupid supernatural horror cliche. However, it was a fun movie that added a creepy entity with interesting...

A woman discovers her dead brother-in-law come back to life as a bloody, skeletal form and honors a request to help rejuvenate his body in order to escape the demonic entities who are after him.   Hellraiser is the final movie we are reviewing in Spooky Season and it is long overdue. The Clive Barker classic still holds up today as an excellent horror movie featuring great practical effects and cr...

A tech-savvy loner seizes the Las Vegas strip while trying to maintain a grip on his sanity combating loss and grief. Double Down is what we soon believe will be the first of many Neil Breen films on the podcast. Utterly shocked by the on-screen viewing, we didn't know whether to hail this man as brilliant or to chalk it all up to madness. In any case, it was special and that's probably...

Art the Clown comes back from the dead, welcoming an evil entity, and returns to Miles County. He picks up his reign of terror as he targets a teenage girl and her younger brother. Terrifier 2 is a much different type of horror movie than the first and it appears to have audiences divided. The movie adds a fantasy element and attempts to develop Art through the family history of a young girl, her...

Emily wants to be the head of her sorority. In order to accomplish this, she adopts a sloth as the sorority mascot to win over her sisters, however, this mascot is a murderer. We love exotic animals especially sloths! As soon as we heard a killer sloth movie was coming out, we had to discuss it as soon as possible. Slotherhouse has so much promise, but will it live up to the hype? Our good friend,...

Marybeth returns to the swamp with an army of hunters ready to kill Victory Crowley and end the curse he has on the swamp for good. Hatchet II is a nice follow-up to the bloody fun first movie. It may be a mindless slasher movie, but the kills are crazy, the characters are wild, and the movie stars Danielle Harris; what more can you ask for? We enjoyed having Scott Hucke for stop by and review thi...

Joe, a divorced bartender, is quite good at giving advice to people asking for it. What better way for him to hone his craft than becoming a black female radio host named Loqueesha. Loqueesha is considered a controversial movie, maybe because it's about a white bartender posing as a black female in order to get a job at a radio station looking for that demographic. We didn't think too mu...

After he's pronounced dead, Jason comes back to life and breaks out of a morgue to head back and stalk a group of friends staying at a house around Crystal Lake. Jason is back and we are here for it! Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter sees one of our favorite slasher killers resurrect from the dead and come back to the infamous Camp Crystal Lake to kill a bunch of friends having a party near...

In order to repay his brother's debt, a courier for a crime syndicate must deliver a mysterious package. Although the package's value is unknown, it doesn't stop an onslaught of seekers after it. Dolph Lundgren and Stone Cold Steve Austin star in The Package, which was a very fun watch. Lundgren was incredible in his limited screentime and Steve Austin is a badass as usual. The movi...

10 years after Michael Myers went on a killing spree in Haddonfield, he returns to kill his young niece. October is here! Spooky season is upon us and we want to dig into some of the horror slasher classics. In Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers , the evil returns to Haddonfield and although the movie that may disturb the timeline of the series, it's fun, entertaining, and a wild ride....

In the final week of Sequel September on Final Friday, Robert returns, this time he's being featured as an exhibit at a museum, but there's a known rule note to break: don't take a picture with him or else he'll haunt you. The Curse of Robert the Doll may not be the greatest movie out there, but it surpassed our expectations as the bar was set low from the first film. While thi...

In the sequel to House of 1000 Corpses, the Firefly family escapes an ambush from the vengeful Sheriff Wydell at their home and continues their violent ways while escaping the law. The Devil's Rejects is a much better movie than its predecessor and is one that we really enjoyed growing up, but will it live up to our expectations now that we're older? Regardless of what you think of this...