The Evil Deaths: Another Horror Podcast

When there's nothing to do and you're waiting for your friend to get off work, just hang out in the graveyard and dance naked on a grave. Hopefully the guys at the medical building nearby don't open some trioxin barrels....oops.... Find out if we survive the hoard of nearly invincible zombies! Tons of kills. Tons of female skeletons with perfect teeth.

In our second trip to a crappy cabin in the woods we didn't stumble upon a dusty old demon book. Instead we found ourselves in the midst of a ritual to satisfy a center of the earth daddy by being killed in a specific order based on poor life choices. All the kills. All the murderous Unicorns and Mermen!

You know things aren't so bad when your emergency chute is 1981's slasher classic " The Burning".

Journey with us to Skull Island and then to New Town for some good old fashioned zombie mayhem. Luckily we were strapped with our trusty lawn mowers and kept a well maintained frontage. We fixed some groaning pipes, kicked a creepy perv in the nesbins, battled a mutant rectum, and kicked ass for the lord. so many glorious kills. So many karate priests.

We Find ourselves amidst another reboot! This movie is way better than we ever could have imagined. Amazing kills. Just watch it. So many kills. So many creepy nazi Udo Kier's.

After another trip to Crystal Lake we found ourselves battling Jason once again! This time we fought the best Jason instead of the worst one. 12 Kills. 12 clowny clown clowns...seriously look that crap up, Crispin Glover "clowny clown clown".

Just when you thought it was safe to play, again...We ended up stranded in a massive toy factory with apparently only one employee working. A doll possessed by the infamous lakeshore strangler wanted to get inside us. luckily we managed to evade the good guy this time! 7 kills. 7 La Poupèe De Sangs.

What would your three wishes be? We accidentally found a gem hidden inside an ancient persian statue and rubbed it long and hard. Unfortunately this gem contained a wisecracking evil Djinn. We hope you enjoy this wish filled episode however we have to suggest that you be careful what you wish for.... too many deaths. A little man standing in our way.

We opened the book, we read the words, and now we're deadites. Fortunately for us someone buried us alive and brought us back with a car battery and some syringes. Happy 10th anniversary to in our opinion one of the if not the best reboot\reqeul\reimagining\remakes ever! 6 kills. 6 electric turkey cutters.

What's a nice family gathering without some creepy masked killers crashing the party? This gem features some great kills and tense moments we went for the food and fun and had to fight for our lives. Stick around to find out if we survived. 11 kills. 11 Dwight Twilley Band songs in a row.

We find ourselves running for our lives as the terrifying Art the clown stalks us through a nightmarish circus of some of the most fantastic kills of all time! With amazing special effects and a devilishly charismatic villain, this movie will go down to clown town history! 8 kills. 8 boxes of Art Crispies.

Happy St. Patrick's Day everyone! We tried to steal the Leprechauns gold this week to no avail. It was hard to outrun his little lep-kart. So instead we fled to vegas and thought we could win big at the craps table. Speaking of craps, Leprechaun 2 and 3 were full of crappy scenes and inconsistent Lep-lore but it was a fun ride. 13 Kills. 13 gold buckles on me shoes.

Drift off to dreamland with your boys this week as we discover our dream powers! Freddy definitely pulled our strings in one of our favorite Nightmare installments. 7 kills. 7 where's the F*&$#in' bourbons?!

Everybody happy? We sure are. This week we attend a birthday party full of drinking, smoking, and some good ol’ fashioned Tom foolery. Oh and a Clown back from the dead seeking revenge on the kids who caused his accidental death 6 years ago… 7 deaths. 7 Intestine balloon animals.

We’re just crazy about this movie! As The Evil Deaths crew is terrorized after closing time. A crusty detective that doesn’t exist tries the solve the clearly obvious mystery of who is trying to kill us! 9 kills. 9 talking head puppets.

Get your space suit on and join us as  the cosmic turd that is Jason X tumbles endlessly in the vacuum of a fart cloud somewhere in the deep recesses of space. 14 kills ( that we covered) 14 magnetic android nipples.

The Evil Deaths crew went into the coal mine of our hearts this week for our very first holiday special! Shout out to those of you who've had your heart ripped out by a pick axe and to those who will be having a bloody Valentines Day this year. While you will not be receiving flowers, chocolates, or a raw heart in a box from us we bring you this loved filled episode! 9 Deaths. 9 faces boiled in ho...

Come on down to The Honey Island Swamp with the boys to hack up some of our favorite kills in all of horror. 9 kills. 9 Pez dispenser heads.