The Elephants in the Room

On today’s episode the Elephants begin by chatting about what a blessing it is that Joe Biden thinks he is helping his party by giving angry speeches about how much he hates Donald Trump. Meanwhile, inflation is raging and people are now being forced to choose which parts of their Thanksgiving meal they will be able to have this year. Nothing says leadership like focusing on the past. Then it's on...

On today’s episode the elephants catch up on the political news over the weekend, the CBS polls that spells doom for the democrats, the New York Times poll that's a complete outlier, and the momentum across the country moving red red red. Then it's on to Twitter stirring the pot about the Pelosi situation (there are lingering questions) and then the Supreme Court and how Justice Thomas owned the A...

Today the elephants talk about the Paul Pelosi assault, why this was a result of liberal policies, and how the war on boys has generated a generation of purposeless men. Then it's on to the 2022 election where Kari Lake continues drill Katie Hobbs into the ground, closes her argument by reminding everyone about Katie Hobbs racism, and the polling shifts that all trend GOP. All of this takes much l...

On tonight’s episode the elephants talk about the Fetterman-Oz debate, how they felt watching it, and recap the media’s unanimous conclusion that Fetterman is not ready for primetime. Next its on to Oregon where a hardcore leftist is attempting to move to the right to win an election, the growing red wave across the fruited plains, and why Rush was the only effective conservative to communicate a...

On today's episode the elephants catch up from the weekend, go over the latest polling, and make some observations about the last two weeks of the race. Then it's a dive into the media going on a trip to the Republican Zoo again, the condescension that oozes from the media these days, and why Kari Lake is kicking the heck out of everyone she encounters. Then - would you give up extra leg room on a...

On this Fri-yay episode the elephants do a quick round up of all the happenings on the campaign trail including Blake Masters incredible comeback against Mark Kelly, Joe Biden and John Fetterman being dragged around Pennsylvania like broken dogs by their handlers/wives, the new fight to define conservatism, and what meal can you cook better than any restaurant?

On today’s episode the elephants talk about the latest election news which includes the following follies…Kari Lake owning the media over election “denying”, John Fetterman’s doctor is one of his donors (no conflict here), the polls and prognosticators moving races deeper and deeper into the red, and why Stacy Abrams is a monster. Then the elephants chat about Nancy Pelosi wanting to punch Trump i...

On today’s episode the elephants celebrate the movement in the polls towards the GOP candidates and explain why the GOP chatting about normal issues is resonating with voters more than the January 6th message from the left. Then they cover CNN committing an act of journalism by asking Katie Hobbs why she won't debate Kari Lake (she dodged), why “representation matters” is a dangerous idea when it...

On today’s episode the elephants lose their composure when talking about Joe Biden getting his nose rubbed in his own mess by his Saudi overlords, the GOP’s increasingly rosie election outlook, and the proper way to handle ecoterrorists. Then it’s a celebration of Tampa Bay Buccaneers head coach Todd Bowles’ rejection of identity politics and a debate over whether the fluffernutter is the best san...

On today’s episode the elephants lose their minds about the Arizona gubernatorial debate being canceled because PBS didn’t feel comfortable having only Kari Lake show up (because Katie Hobbs is a garbage human and a coward). Then in Pennsylvania we have the national media gaslighting us by claiming John Fetterman isn’t obviously incapacitated by his stroke, even though an NBC journalist committed...

On today’s episode the elephants discuss an article about workplace friendships. They dive into their experiences in workplaces with a lot of culture (too much at times), the downsides, and then the kicker of the piece - why people won’t go out with their colleagues anymore (hint hint - men can have babies). Then the elephants go off on Katie Hobbs supporting abortion for any reason at any time, w...

On today’s episode the elephants give a thorough breakdown of the Arizona Senate debate from start to finish. The aggressive opening by Masters, the libertarian reeling us all in before losing us with his libertarianism, and Senator Kelly who probably lost 20 pounds sweating. In all seriousness, this was a man who was completely afraid to defend himself and lacked confidence. It was a win for Mast...

On today’s episode the elephants discuss President Biden’s new energy policy which is to beg the Saudi government to do us a solid. Shockingly, the Saudi’s did not act against their own self-interest and OPEC is cutting its oil production. In response, Biden is tapping the strategic oil reserves, bringing those down to their lowest levels in history. This is all totally normal and not at all the s...

On today’s episode the elephants talk about the momentum the GOP is slowly gaining as we head into the elections. They highlight the Nevada races which are making the Democrats nervous and the growing trend of Hispanic voters turning out for Republicans (a trend that began thanks to President Trump). After that its on to Hollywood blaming homophobic America for why they don’t want to watch a movie...

On today’s episode the elephants get completely sidetracked and go way too long. First it's a discussion about the GOPs prospects in the midterms and a certain someone who is hiding when the time counts. Next it's on to why Biden has been a disaster, what happened in 2020, and gas prices. But wait, there's more. The elephants conclude with a debate about whether your actions outside the workplace...

On today’s episode the elephants get off track quickly talking about the hurricane and Aaron Judge, but move on to even more exciting topics. First off, rating the wild rumors about Trump from an upcoming “book” that only serve to strengthen the argument that the media has zero legitimacy. Then it’s on to Beto taking shots at Biden before the elephants tackle an important question: What happened t...

On today’s episode the elephants discuss a Washington Post/ABC poll that signals trouble brewing for the dems. The elephants delve into the details of the poll, how it's worse for Dems than on the surface, and how Republicans can take advantage of this information. Next its on to a new segment highlighting promising Republican candidates - and today they are highlighting Tiffany Smiley, who is run...

On this first of fall episode the elephants chat about the DC insiders who are sounding the alarm for the Democrats for the upcoming election. After that its a dip into the Arizona ballot measures ranging from making it harder to raise taxes (yes!) to free tuition for illegals (no!). Then it's time to rip on the party of science and what would you do to make sure you could eat meat?

On today’s episode the elephants dig ever so slightly into the newest lawsuit against President Trump, this time from the State of New York accusing him of inflating his property’s values or whatever. It’s such a terrible lawsuit that former AG Bill Barr (no confidant of Trump these days) called it out as naked politics. After that the elephants dig into the latest polling which is a lot more opti...

On today’s episode the elephants chat about Queen Elizabeth’s funeral, the beauty of the ceremony, and the unexpected traditions that made this send off a proper farewell. After that it's on to President Biden getting the left all worked up by declaring the pandemic over and the elephants go over ten climate change BOLD PREDICTIONS from the past that did not come true in honor of the UN hosting “C...

On today’s episode the elephants laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, and laugh about the Attack on Martha’s Vineyard. The elephants pull the best quotes, laugh about the Obamas, rip on Gov. Baker, scream about how awful all of these people are, and finally concludes the segment by praising the greatest generation for their dedication to service. Then they talk about food. It’s a standard episode with all...

On today’s episode the elephants discuss Lindsey Graham’s plan to make the focus of the midterms on a federal abortion ban which seems…misguided. After that the elephants chat about the latest happenings in the midterm elections, Joe Biden’s voting habits, why people cant sleep (and a long story about why one of the elephants can't sleep), and finally we remember the creator of “Two Buck Chuck” an...

On today’s episode the elephants laugh about the democrats who are refusing to debate republicans. They ask a simple question - how can you be confident in your beliefs if you won't debate them! After that it’s a quick PSA on how to donate money to politicians (and how not to), the “racist” Chick-fil-a tweet, and the suburban American restaurant smackdown.

On today’s episode the elephants discuss the passing of the Queen, what she represented, how she was a pretty cool lady (an understatement), and why we all could use a little more QE2. After that we turn to the exact opposite of the Queen, Portland, Oregon. The elephants discuss how a new lawsuit, brought by disabled citizens of Portland, may finally force the city to clear the sidewalks. Then it'...

On today’s episode the elephants discuss the breaking news that Trump allegedly had documents containing information about another country’s nuclear secrets to which the elephants say…WHO CARES? Next they get into why the FBI is quickly losing legitimacy on this issue, the Biden speech which will be a gift to Republicans if used correctly, the Democrat’s war on peace, and Kamala’s adventures with...