The DCOM Duo

Having 5 baby siblings would be hard, but Jamie made her life before the babies hard for no reason. That's right, we're watching Quints! Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss why it's so bizarre this movie lies to us so much, the logistics of marketing your children for profit, and why you should be nicer to your friend who has parents that don't love him.

We may be living the suite life now, but we're not happy about it! Despite being a beloved show from our childhoods, The Suite Life Movie is far from our favorite DCOM. Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss how annoying the fights between the twins are, the logistics of doing ropes courses for twin research, and how the weird doctor wants to be intimate with a dolphin.

Have you ever wanted to talk to a dog? How about watching a full-length movie of a grown man acting like a dog? This week BenG and Kelsey tackle the 2nd ever DCOM: You Lucky Dog. Tune in as they discuss even more dog PTSD, the logistics of giving all your inheritance to your dog, and why pulling a gun in court probably isn't the best idea.

Woof woof bark bark. Life is Ruff for a dawg, amirite? This week we are covering Life is Ruff, where Kyle Massey decides adopting and training a dog for an agility course is the easiest way to make money. Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss comic book pricing, the logistics of dog competition scoring, and dog PTSD.

We're not joking, there really is a DCOM about 9/11. This week we're talking about Tiger Cruise. Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss if this movie was actually necessary, the logistics of having family aboard a navy ship during a terrorist attack, and why ice cream makes you go "heh heh heh".

Be heard. Be strong. Be proud. Who's ready to turn up the music? We're joined by a new special guest this week to cover one of the most iconic DCOMs: Lemonade Mouth! Tune in as BenG, Kelsey, and Ellie discuss how this movie starts with a flashback within a flashback, the logistics of school funding, and why not every revolution needs a cause.

HI-YAH! It's time to bust out your best kung fu moves, because this week we're talking about Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior! Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss who actually deserves to be homecoming queen, the logistics of dating your fake cousin, and just how confusing the lore of this movie is. *this episode was supposed to be released on 1/8/24, sorry about the technical difficulties!

Cowabunga and Happy Holidays! This week we're covering one of our favorite DCOMs: Teen Beach Movie! Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss super fun musical numbers, the logistics of being stuck in a movie, and how a movie can be goofy and good at the same time.

FELLOW CITIZENS OF THE GALAXY, it's time to watch Can of Worms! BenG and Kelsey are joined this week by special guest Beans to go over this absolutely wild DCOM. Tune in as they discuss the flappy lip translators, the logistics of going into business with aliens, and how they free captives by waving around a rock.

We've watched another 10 DCOMs, which means it's time to add them to our ranking! And as a special treat, we're reading some fanfiction! Tune in to see how steamy it gets!

Christmas has come early this year with a brand new DCOM! This week BenG and Kelsey are talking about the newly released DCOM The Naughty Nine, which is basically Ocean's 11 but for kids! Tune in as they discuss what should and shouldn't qualify you for the naughty list, the logistics of the 12 Days of Christmas, and why the cops in the North Pole suck at their job.

Who's ready to play some basketball? This week we're covering Double Teamed, everyone's favorite DCOM about really tall twins who also play basketball. Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss why being forced to switch schools for sports is lame, the logistics of basketball scoring, and why the coach yells at Nicky for not passing the ball even though she makes every basket she shoots.

Happy Spooky Season! It's been a year since we covered the first Halloweentown, so we figured it was time to watch the sequel. Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss how bad the Cromwells are at hiding their magic, the logistics of time travel, and whether Kalabar is spelled with a C or K.

It's spooky season! This week BenG and Kelsey are covering the scariest DCOM: Don't Look Under the Bed. Tune in as they discuss funny boogeyman pranks, the logistics of getting dogs on a roof, and why kissing imaginary friends is weird.

It's not spelled with two T's, this week we're Going to the Mat! Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss if Andrew Lawrence is the DCOM King, the logistics of running a wrestling team, and why we love a reformed bully. Also Wayne Brady!

Just like Nicole Kidman, we love going to the movies! Lucky for us this DCOM is all about the joys of the theater, but with a spooky twist! This week we're covering Phantom of the Megaplex. Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss why Mickey Rooney's love of movies is actually a liability, the logistics of putting a giant fan into a theater, and why working at the theater gives you mad game with...

BEEP BEEP BEE-DOOP! What's the sitch? It's live-action Kim Possible! This week BenG and Kelsey are joined by special guest Ben to cover the only live-action DCOM based on an animated show. Tune in as they discuss how necessary this movie really was, the logistics of going through air vents to get to your class on time, and why fighting with sticks is really cool.

Time to push it to the limit and cover the hit DCOM Jump In! Who's ready to JUMP IN to this discussion? Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss why Corbin Bleu's dad is the best, the logistics of double dutch competitions, and why Rodney was tired of being mad too.

Another new DCOM has dropped! The Slumber Party is a direct adaptation of The Hangover, but for teens! Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss how this movie compares to The Hangover, the logistics of onion eating contests, and how everyone deserves to have their High School Musical moment.

Ever wonder what a contemporary Camelot would be like? It's pretty silly! This week we're covering Avalon High, following the reincarnation of King Arthur. Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss the absurd football logic of this school, the logistics of uprooting your family to a new town on a hunch that some random kid is King Arthur, and why Marco is so dramatic for no reason.

It's time for another minisode! Once again BenG and Kelsey are ranking all the movies covered so far. 20 movies down, many more to go! For some bonus fun, they also read some online reviews for the last 10 movies covered.

Sha la la la! This week we're covering Motocrossed, which is basically Twelfth Night but with dirt bikes. Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss why the dad in this movie sucks, the logistics of entering a tournament pretending to be your twin brother, and how a 10-year-old solves sexism.

Ayy it's me, a horse! Ever heard of the DCOM Ready to Run? I'm not surprised! This week BenG and Kelsey are covering this forgotten DCOM about a talking horse. Tune in as they discuss why killing horses is bad, the logistics of buying a horse for a bag of peanuts, and why putting headphones on a racehorse is probably cheating.

*Insert mummy noises* That's right, it's time to talk about the first-ever DCOM Under Wraps! Join BenG and Kelsey as they discuss whacky mummy shenanigans, the logistics of mummies in horror films, and how one kid is apparently funding a whole Halloween store. Sorry about the audio quality in the middle of the episode, we ran into some technical difficulties.

What's up Camp Rockers? This week for our podcast jam we are joined by Bay to discuss one of the most popular DCOMs: Camp Rock! Tune in to hear us discuss why rapid shoulder movements aren't actually that cool, the logistics of running a catering business for a whole camp, and what the hell was actually going on during Final Jam.