The Cafeteria

Episode 299: One Human Motor Coach, Please 01.05.2026 54:00 ↓

Jonny's been broadcasting, Brent's been corporating, and Ryan's trying to rent a car. Also, the boys get nostalgic about YouTube. 

Episode 298: The Cafeteria Trading Card Game 24.04.2026 47:56 ↓

Brent and Ryan run down the most obscure trading card sets. Also, comedians have their own trading cards now?

Episode 297: Rippin' Packs 17.04.2026 49:51 ↓

Ryan breaks down how rippin' packs works and Jonny's prepping for a weekend of callin rasslin'. 

Episode 296: Long Way to the Mothman Museum 10.04.2026 50:09 ↓

Brent takes a trip to meet the Mothman.

Episode 295: Count Your Days, Sea World! 03.04.2026 49:38 ↓

Ryan's had enough of Sea World. 

Episode 294: From Pfizer Studios 27.03.2026 47:57 ↓

Brent's got a crime update and Jerry Lewis stars in a Holocaust clown movie. 

Episode 293: John Wilkes Boof 20.03.2026 52:50 ↓

The boys are talking the worst music fandoms and Ryan is getting psycho-analyzed. 

Episode 292: Auditioning for College 13.03.2026 53:12 ↓

Brent and Ryan are auditioning for colleges and Jonny's fasting. 

Episode 291: Tiny Classified Ads 06.03.2026 52:58 ↓

Ryan's getting back into physical media and Jonny's getting physically therapeutic. 

Episode 290: The Antidote 27.02.2026 51:44 ↓

Jonny is back from India and he's got the antidote. 

Episode 289: Drive-Thru Zoo 20.02.2026 50:20 ↓

Ryan and family have been to the zoo while Brent wants a refund for his visit. 

Episode 288: The Apple Music Super Bowl Episode Presented By Pepsi and a Bunch of Other Shit 13.02.2026 53:54 ↓

The boys are recapping the Big Game and the halftime show. 

Episode 287: Spoiler Alert! 06.02.2026 49:28 ↓

The boys are talking some of the best endings to TV shows and Jonny's joined a book club on the Epstein Files. 

Episode 286: I'm Gonna Ink 30.01.2026 56:25 ↓

Winter storms are afoot and the boys have been driving in it. Also, Jesse Ventura stops by the program. 

Episode 285: Gammit! 24.01.2026 39:44 ↓

Brent and Ryan discuss a survey about childhood swearing and the things people got stuck in their bodies last year part 2. 

Episode 284: Filling the Churro 16.01.2026 41:45 ↓

Jonny is at sea and Ryan's trying to ride the Radiator Springs Racers 15,000 times. 

Episode 283: Sacrum Adjustment 09.01.2026 43:52 ↓

The boys are back after a long-need holiday break and they're recapping some of the things people got stuck in their bodies in 2025.

Episode 282: The Random Fact Generator 19.12.2025 33:51 ↓

The boys check out the Uber Facts account for some random fact action. 

Episode 281: The Tiger King 14.12.2025 37:58 ↓

The boys welcome back TC Libby as their super special guest on the program as he details his experiences working for the Wildcat Sanctuary. You can support the Wildcat Sanctuary here . 

Episode 280: Rent Run 05.12.2025 35:42 ↓

It's the post-Thanksgiving episode and Ryan's doing his best to rent a car. 

Episode 279: Nipple Nipple 28.11.2025 36:48 ↓

Super special guest TC Libby joins the boys on this episode of the podcast. Also, we've located our nipples apparently. You can donate to The Wild Sanctuary here 

Episode 278: Mustard! 21.11.2025 53:47 ↓

Brent's taking a tour to see all the big cats and also eating real bad. 

Episode 277: Fat Cakes 14.11.2025 47:19 ↓

It's the return of Am I the Asshole? Also, the boys are going back to college, or at least performing at them. 

Episode 276: You Miserable Creature 07.11.2025 48:22 ↓

Ryan, a miserable creature, is nearly scammed. Also, Brent is unleashed! 

Episode 275: Glazin' the Ham 31.10.2025 47:33 ↓

Ryan's in a feud with his landlord and the boys meet up in LA.