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Another scheduling conflict so another Cannon show! Are you excited? You should be. Well. About one of these movies. Suzanne and Gary attack two more titles from the Cannon library with the ethnic cop suck fest Number One With A Bullet from 1987 and the action packed ride in the snow Runaway Train from 1985. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

You want racial tension? We got it. You want panic in the streets? We got it. You want John Leguizamo stealing perfectly good Italian roles? We got it. We have a true blue full lineup again to discuss two very hot Spike Lee joints. In Do The Right Thing, racial tension and the rises on one Bed Stuy neighborhood where it’s citizens are faced with some hard decisions and adversity among themselves....

The beefers are back and we have some tenacious tykes in tow on this edition.  We have the full crew on this one and we are covering two very different killer kid movies from two different decades.  First up, when a van from a local mental institute crashes in the snows of the California mountains, 4 spunky kids and their nun counterpart find and mutilate some yuppies in their cabin getaway.  All...

It’s been a while but I had a much needed breakdown.  Suzanne and Gary are the dynamic duo on this one covering two films that deal with obsession over celebrity.  In The Last Horror Film, Joe Spinell plays a lonely cab driver who wants to make a film starring his favorite gal from the silver screen.  While searching for her at the Cannes Film Festival, he finds that negotiations can be murder. In...

The Beefees are invading your cul-de-sac. We only hope you brought the marshmallows for the fire. We are bringing you two selections in which ordinary neighbors aren’t what they appear to be. First up, when a professor with a tragic past starts to dig up some dirt on his new neighbors, his world is invaded by these people and his mind and family will never be the same. All this and one sketchy Joa...

Gary is joined by Lee Russell from They Must Be Destroyed On Sight podcast to dive back into the Cannon vault for two more gems.  In Street Smart, Christopher Reeve plays an investigative reporter who is getting a little too far into his story involving a smooth talking pimp played by Morgan Freeman in his first feature film.  Then in Superman 4 The Quest For Peace, Reeve puts on the tights and is...

  Happy belated Father’s Day to all of you out there in Legion land.  We have prepared a feast of muscle and metal with an all star cast.  We are joined by Brian M. Sammons of The ABCs Of Hidden Horror and my former broadcasting partner on The Bird and The Beard, Hawke Wood.  We discuss two films featuring two beefy dads and their unruly kids in this double bill.  First up, when trucking and monta...

Good evening, Legion! Are you ready to rock!?  No…… Well get up anyway because we have a full crew tonight and we have some good tunes to put in your earholes.  The theme being Josie and the Pussycats with that slice of aughts gold and Pussycats in outer space with the Albert Pyun directed Vicious Lips. In Vicious Lips, a foxy group of musicians on a lunar mission to rock peoples faces off get mar...

Hey hey! Pack your bags. The beefers are going to Europe! Jamie and Gary are joined by Short Bus Cinema’s Ricky Morgan and Johnny Kreug to discuss two spoofs of much better subject matter.  When two intrepid reporters go to transylvania to find a Frankenstein’s Monster, they are met with gags and one busty vampiress! Jeff Goldblum and Ed Beagly Jr. lead a killer cast in Transylvania 6-5000. Also,...

Beef Out Of The Can(non)   When the beefers miss their appointments, we reschedule and dive into some trash. Or is it? Regular beefers Suzanne and Gary are joined by Cort Psyops for a new subset of make-up shows that exclusively deal with the Cannon Films library. First up, when one of the group of deplorable frat boys sister is raped and killed, they take up arms horribly and die deservedly miser...

In the tradition of Ernie Banks, the beefers say “Let’s play two” with a double bill about heartbreak on and off the baseball diamond and the brotherhood between a pitcher and his catcher. First up, when a player on a minor league club gets some devastating news, it’s up to his friend to keep his secret and help give him a season to remember. Robert DeNiro and Michael Moriarty star in Bang The Dru...

(A Cobra Kai Season 1 Review) Join Gary and special guests Newty (NFW Commentaries), Mike Marrman (Evil Episodes, Theme Warriors, Rad Radio) and Jonathan Orr (Check out his YouTube channel) as we review the YouTube Red series based on the classic underdog series Cobra Kai.  We talk about it’s roots and disect the season with spoilers but not giving all the points away.  You guys should watch this...

  In this entry, the wallflowers are king. We had many hurdles getting this one done but we got some last minute help to close it out. Gary and Suzanne are joined by Dan Chase of Cut To The Chase and Married With Children Podcast to talk about angsty chubby teens and jock douche bags in Angus from 1995. And at the zero hour we were able to grab Vanessa McEnery for The VD Clinic and Devour The Podc...

  Happy belated Mother’s Day to all of you out there from Cinema Beef. We have two selections for you guys where the theme is mothers who lead their sons to lives of crime. We cover our first Cagney with White Heat from 1944 and we get a very snide and sneaky Angela Lansbury in The Manchurian Candidate from 1962. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

What do you do when rednecks and punks get you down? Grab your favorite paisan, get in your favorite death machine and hold on. It’s gonna be a bloodbath. We are joined by special guests Brian M. Salmons from ABCs Of Hidden Horror and Evil Episodes and most of that spaghetti bending crew from The Horror Mafia Podcast (Don Anelli, Bill Cassinelli and Tanya Torrence). We cover two awesome automotive...

  What do you get when you pit one man against ruthless prison guards, a man hungry shark, lepers, effeminate males, mobsters and…… Lurch? You get a double bill from blaxploitation star and the pride of the Cleveland Browns, Jim Brown. We are joined by Mike White of The Projection Booth and The Kolchak Tapes to dive into two films featuring Mr. Brown in which he has escape from prison. Fighting an...

Now we are here, inside a strange combo of films for this one. Gary, Suzanne and Iris discuss three films with one common theme in which someone builds something and people are thirsting to go there. When the people are low and the zombie population is rising, Dennis Hopper and his rich counterparts are sitting pretty in their high-rise while others suffer. This all changes when Big Daddy hatches...

Sometimes love is mute. Sometimes love is loud. Sometimes but not often love happens between two different species and that’s that grooviest kind of love. The beefers are back with special guest Brian M. Sammons to discuss two movies where fishmen find love. Sometimes by any means necessary. We do the Corman produced Humanoids From The Deep and Del Toro’s modern classic The Shape Of Water. ★ Suppo...

The beefers are hitting the pavement and the skulls of our fellow man in this one.  We cover three films where skaters are young, old and possibly in peril.  When pretty boy skater Brian’s brother is murdered, it’s up this punk to defy corporate stooges, one fiery cop and California traffic to save the world from Vietnamese freedom fighters.  All this and The Bones Brigade in Gleaming The Cube. Ne...

The beefers go on the road and in the streets with this latest installment. Iris was on assignment giving amputations to smug kittens but we are joined by special guest Daeron Wilson of the Psychosemantic Cast to cover two 80s punk rock fueled selections. We wax some political stuff of course and talk about deadbeats and the pain they inflict. So get out your cheap sunglasses and hop on in. It’s g...

My trek to Indiana is over so the beefers are back and this time we go out the streets and sticks of Sherwood. We are joined by our new permanent co-host Iris Saravia of the BBandBC podcast and the insanity of estrogen has already set in. We cover the Rat Pack fueled, gangster musical Robin and The 7 Hoods, the classic Disney rendition from 1973 and the American infused Robin Hood Prince Of Thieve...

X’s Last Ride   This is it.  It’s the unfortunate but phenomenal retirement show of a friend.  This is X’s last show for a very long time and it’s the beefiest beef that a filthy hooker ever queefed,  We cover 9 films including one film we each love and others hate and one film that we hate that others can’t seem to get enough of.  Then we round it off with a comedy classic.  We also give you our...

Join the beef crew as we celebrate a milestone.  It is our big 100 and we have recruited some heavy hitters to help us make it awesome.  We cover three films where fantasy meets reality with disastrous results.  On Three Amigos, our fearless leader, Bo Ransdell and Mike Murphy of BBandBC Podcast talked with us about casual racism, song singing and possible bad chemistry. We are joined by El Goro o...

The Beef crew is back with a morsel for you to snack on before the big 100.  We discect two newish releases with a family vibe to them.  Sometimes insane but sometimes downright unsettling.  We cover the bizarre drama The Killing of a Sacred Deer and the gonzo Mom and Dad from last year. This also marks one of the last shows that includes X.  Very sad for sure but this is a good one.  Enjoy!! ★ Su...

Do mean girls and wealthy belt conglomerates get you down? Do you want to enact revenge in hilarious ways? Jennifer and Tim will gladly give you a crash course on the dos and in one of their cases the do nots of dispatching your would be tormentors. We are once again joined by Suzanne and new guest Richard Schmidt from Hello! This Is The Doomed Show! and we discuss two films where our heroes have...