The Butcher Shop

The Beef heads up to the great white North for a pastry run. When a vampire moves in to a hotel, he falls in love with a waitress at a  local donut shop. He soon runs afoul of some local baddies led by David Cronenberg and becomes the sole protector of the lady fair. Can their love survive with the strains of daylight and bloodlust? Find out in Blood and Donuts from 1995. ★ Support this podcast on...

Cort Psyops and myself head to the land of the kiwis where the land is vast and beautiful but the livestock have a screw loose. We are of course covering the flock-sploitation joint from New Zealand Black Sheep. When a scientist starts to do strange experiments on the sheep of a small village, one of the abominations gets loose and infects the whole populace including some of the townsfolk to bloo...

The Beef gets all gangsta on this edition. Day 7 is going on last train to crazytown with Piper Laurie in Ruby from 1977. After Ruby’s gangster husband gets gunned down by his own men, Ruby is left with a child and a burden of guilt about what happened. Now, running a drive in theater ran by her husband’s old crew, Ruby is faced with her employees dropping like flies and her daughter becoming poss...

Gary, X and Suzanne head to merry ole England in the time when Jack The Ripper was a regular ladies man and a model father. When his daughter witnesses the slaying of her mother by this notorious killer, She is infused with rage and her father’s murderous tendencies. Now a damaged woman, She holds up with a psychiatrist who hopes to figure her out with bloody consequences. All this and shiny trink...

Gary and X go to the Italian pool and discuss one of the more notorious rape revenge films. Or so I thought. When Alex and Ricky go out cruising for their brand of fun, they get more than they bargained for from their company. All this and automotive sabotage in Ruggero Diadatto’s House on The Edge of The Park from 1980. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

X and I go to the forest to seek out some thrills and to eat some massive salmon. We are talking about the 1979 film Prophecy directed by John Frankenheimer. When a doctor is sent out to the forest to settle a land dispute, strange animals start to pop up to ruin the party including a massive skinned bear! Grab your sleeping bag and your favorite Native American, we’re hunting manbearpig! ★ Suppor...

Welcome to Paris, Australia where the economy is king and the incoming motorists are the meal ticket. This little burg’ s main export is the car parts of the poor bastards that happens to come their way with deadly results. Coming tomorrow, Prophecy directed by John Frankenheimer. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Hey folks. The Beef is going to France on day 2 with a real gusher. When a nubile circus worker gets invaded by a new attraction. Literally. She now has a new companion and it has a hunger only she can fulfill. Feminism rules in Baby Blood from 1990. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Happy Halloween, Legionaires! I’m here with day one of 31 Days of Rotting Beef and we start out with the early 80s slasher Alone In The Dark. When 4 residents of an insane asylum escape during a blackout, they steal a can and some killing supplies and go give their doctor a housecall. Not to mention anyone that gets in their way. This film features cinema giants Jack Palance, Donald Pleasance and...

Hey Beefers. I am sans Jamie and X on this one so I called in a couple favors. I pulled Cort Psyops and Mike Maryman to do a potluck of cinematic gems for you. When shitty kids put an old man under surveillance for no good reason, their neighbors psyche gets pushed to the edge leading to an ultimate conclusion. James Caan stars in The Good Neighbor from 2016. Next up in Cort’ s pick, when a power...

Hey beefers! Are you ready to rock!? Join Corey Graham and myself as we discuss metal culture in the 80s and what if they were thrust in world of today. We also discuss the film Trick or Treat.  This was a really fun conversation rather than a review and we hope you dig it. Rock on! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Pull up a chair, grab some custard and get real sick. Have no fear, mama’s here. We are joined the the pair from the Black Annis Podcast to talk about three very special mothers.  We review the hair raising My Mom’s a Werewolf, the zombie too fest Brain Dead and the queen of the domestic goddesses Beverly Sutphin in Serial Mom. Have a seat on the sofa. Just make sure your ass is on that plastic. ★...

Haven’t done one of these one offs in a while but someone among our ranks has a small human who wished to partake in some Korean caliber gore!  We are joined by Ben and Misty’s eldest daughter Rosemary and she drops some charm and her love of this first time watch. In this you get mean kids, awkward kids and buckets of blood. All this and lots of revenge in Bloody Reunion. Enjoy this first timers...

Hello and welcome finally to the third anniversary show. It only took me months to get it out but it was a good time. It’s filled with your great messages, film reviews, controversy, laughs and features music by Miscellaneous Plumbing Fixtures. It also features our interview with Martin star John Amplas. Strap in. It’s a long one! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

You ever want to strive to be more than you are? You ever feel the pressure of your current situation to do something rotton?  Our three main protagonists in these films all have this in common in our growing up gangster episode. We are joined by Dave Zendano of Bananalaser, The Skeleton Crew, Exploding Heads and ABCs of Hidden Horror Podcasts. We are also joined by Cort Psyops of Cinema Psyops an...

Do you like all the majesty of going to the cinema but dont like getting mutilated by high prices and raving maniacs? Then you’ll hate these films. We’re doing three films where people are terrorized in and out of the theater.  First up, when folks are invited to a sneak preview, they get more than a free ticket when they have to fend off a legion of demons in Demons from 1985. Next, when film stu...

Some kids have it all.  They get the girls, the amazing cars and all the super villains they can handle. We are discussing the other Bonds that are may or may not be up to par. You can decide! We welcome Huke and Cristi on this one. First up, when young gymnast Lance Stargrove’s father is killed, he inherits a super farm house and one saucy femme fatale in the form of Vanity. He is pitted against...

You remember those films you loved with furry sometimes slimy critters who are cute one minute and disastrous the next.  Well! This is the episode for you!  We are joined by Mike Maryman to discuss three gems of that genre. First up, when some little creeps escape from a vault, they make folks wildest dreams come true. Right before they kill them. All this and more in Hobgoblins. Next, when a worm...

Welcome to the world or extreme competion. Where the girls are hot and the old men are pervy and everyone wants to come up on top.  We are joined by Duncan McLeish of The Podcast Under The Stairs and the upcoming Chronicle podcast and the Swedish Cinemasocist for these three tales. First up, when sleazy producer John Vernon invites six aspiring starlets to his secluded mansion for a spin on his ca...

Happy holidays from the Cinema Beef crew. We give you the gift of a joy for you but torture for us in this very naughty retrospective. We cover all 6 films in the Silent Night Deadly Night series. There’s a lot of ups and downs and maybe some tears in this series so strap in. Join Billy, Ricky, Joe, witches and even Clint Howard as they hack, slash and burn their way into obscurity. There’s laughs...

Remember back in the day when men were men but some men were something else. These men can cross races and that’s rare. These are white guys who played Native American roles. I know right. First up, when ruthless outlaws are killing his people, it’s up to Joe to kill the oppressors, get the girl and keep up with that damn horse. All this and a pretty banging Morricone score in the Burt Reynolds ve...

Hero Worship Strap in and protect your ankles!  There’s danger all over this episode. I am joined by CDR of the Cult Of Muscle podcast this time and talk about obsession on multiple levels. First up, when young Davey gets a hold of some touchy government information from some bad guys, it is up to him and his trusty imaginary friend Jack Flack to stop the baddies and try to stay alive in Cloak &am...

Are you having problems with your kids? Does the sight of them make you break out in blood?  It’s time to shut that shit down. Cinema Beef is back with a full show with Terror Troop’s Wildman Willis in tow. First up in this trio of troubled kids flicks, we got a couple who enter a Nebraska town and find a crop of religious brats with blood sacrifice on their brains in Children of the Corn from 198...

Day 4 brings us shitty kids and ancient man apes in The Pit from 1981! Lonely, pervy Jamie is a weird little boy. He talks to his teddy obsessively and he loves vintage porn mags! If that wasnt bad enough he has made friends with a group of hairy dudes in a hole and they are famished. Join him as he kills off his bullies with hilarious results. All this and more in this gem!  Tomorrow, machinery i...

Day 3 of the horrors!  This time around the tame anthology film The Willies from 1990. Join Sean Astin as he tells two stories or fright featuring a bullied boy and his monster and a chunky bastards with an insect fetish. Coming up in episode 4, The Pit from 1981! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★