The Bell Howard Show

Is it worth having your own micronation without tortilla chips? Bell and Wes take desperate measures to substitute the delicious corn based snack to consume their soon-to-expire salsa surplus. Then Bell explores a Newsweek article about China's infiltration of American politics. As we find out, it goes much deeper than Twitter and reaches higher seats of power in our own government! Then to lighte...

China attacks! Sort of. Bell is paid a visit by two Chinese naval officers who woo Wes and fan the flames of revolution.  Bell also talks to the King of Dips himself Bud Rudd. Also Bell interviews the author of a recent article ranking the  100 happiest micronations in the world. Bell tries to reach out to the author and give her a chance to explain why she ranked  Freedom Island so...

In this episode Bell explores the roles billionaires play in politics and shaping public opinion. With Charles Koch publicly declaring he wants to reach across the aisle and play nice with the Democrats, there seems to be a void to fill on the Libertarian Right, a large Darth Vader shaped void. Can Bell find a billionaire to take Chuck Koch's place. Enter Vilaff Pepshi, an Austrian fashion designe...

The elections are over . . . or are they? Conspiracy theories abound. Bell talks to a man from Pennsylvania who claims he saw bus loads of secret Democrat Voters at an IHOP. Find out how the deep state is trafficking voters and destroying our democracy. Episode 16 also features your emails! Bell's got a deal for America and it includes a ceramic cigarette holder shaped like a bulldog. Join the fun...

Bell wins a contest and gets to have lunch with Hollywood icon Matt Damon. It's clear Bell wants to pitch his life story as an idea for a movie. While Matt mulls over whether or not he wants to take the lead role, the appletinis keep coming. Both men become inebriated and lose their sense of smell for apples only due to the wicked chemical composition that appletinis are known for. But after disas...

It's time to choose for Americans! Will the elections bring out the best or worst in us? Bell weighs in on what a Biden victory might mean for the lap-dog liberal media. Then the gold medalist in the Woke Olympics calls in and things get complicated. They always do. Find out why being openly racist might be the new 'woke'. Enjoy this early helping of Thanksgiving mash complete with gravy. Happy No...

What if Jack Torrance from The Shining was an Uber Driver? Bell weighs in on the gig economy and the coming of the Ubermensch. Presumably that's a mensch who has chosen danger as his vocation and for that Zarathustra will bury him with his own hands in lieu of health insurance. Also Bell talks to Michael Munch a gigging sandwich consultant and former independent contractor for The Company. You cou...

Is America going through a Medieval period? Again? Bell is interviewed for a segment on a BBC news program. It seems that supernatural forces are interfering in American politics. Also, Bell takes your calls and has to deal with awkward marriage proposal from an emotionally vulnerable fan. Then Bell talks to author Benjamin Bead about his new book, Give Me Feudalism or Give Me Death. It's getting...

This episode is packed to the gills with action and information! First Bell finds himself face to face with a hostile group of Flat Earthers at Flat Fest 2020. Then the adventure continues in Mexico! Bell lands a spot on Mexico's biggest and most psychedelic podcast, The Jose Rogane Experience. While on a special diet of only uncooked plants and animals, Bell struggles to stay focused during a 16...

The quest for true freedom continues! A Bell Howard flashback from 1989 relives a harrowing on air episode with a careless driver. Then Bell tries to hear out the other side on the evils of private property. Author Lea Rea calls in to discuss her views and her new book Private Property is Someone Else’ s Problem. Finally, country legend Sir Clay T. Avery joins the show to discuss his unlikely care...

This one's a corker! Hear Bell from an NPR interview from 1995 in a Bell Howard Flash Back! Then Bell reaches out to the ederly and checks in on Genine Ackerman and her cute little dog Sammy. Finally Bell's guest, author Michael Sean-Patrick O'Shaughnessy, talks to Bell about the cabal of Irish witches that run Hollywood. O’Shaughnessy has first hand knowledge of the very real and very powerful wi...

Bell tackles the topic of racism in his conversation with the author of the new book White Telepathy. Also, Bell gives you his Cool Takes just in time for summer. Did you see the DNC or the RNC? Neither did we, but we have the highlights of each and Bell tells you which one had the biggest impact. This show is brought to you by Anchor and Horses on Ice! 

In this episode Bell talks to his brother about his new podcast and the two share some scary childhood memories. Plus Bell reads your emails and discusses why Karens now haunt our urban landscape. Finally a new Trump tell-all is out: Tales from the Throne: Cleaning Trump's Golden Toilets by Manuel Fregar. Lots of spooky stories today, kids! 

Can schools reopen despite Science telling them not to? Bell discusses this hot button issue and comes to a startling revelation. Then Bell talks to professor Lisa Krust, whose new article examines why soy boy culture might be the downfall of America. Professor Krust also discusses how you can ween your own soyboy off soy and get him back to his ruddy, ruff and tumble pre-soy-self again. And guess...

Reopen or reclose? Bell recloses the studio after Wes returns and then suddenly falls ill. The new Trump biography causes Bell to reflect on his own upbringing. Then a surprise call from Michael Caine reveals the actor's grandson is trying to get into the rap game. Plus, Bell goes deep into conspiracy land with his in depth interview with an anonymous whistle blower who is ready to blow the lid of...

In this episode Bell talks about Corona and whether a bee keeper suit would be of any help. Plus Bell gets his own micronation! Well, almost. Local real estate agent Cindy calls in to talk about a potential problem in securing the property for the would-be sovereing nation. Finally, Bell talks to Slavoj Zizek's mother, who has her own ideas about Liberal Democracy and appropriate bathroom reading....

In this fun-packed show Bell weighs in on the AI debate. Plus, Bell addresses the controversy surrounding his grandfather, Rainard Cliffborn.  A sound recording was recently discovered that liberal yahoos claim is proof that Cliffborn was a eugenicist. Bell sets the  record straight with an in-depth analysis of that very recording. Then ESL singing legend and Croation Sensation Mikhael&n...

Bell talks about the CHAZ! Is it a model of what a true autonomous society should look like? Also Bell talks to author Kenny DewHickey about his book "Defund Everything Now!" Then Bell takes your calls. Enter Bell's Autonomous Zone or the BAZ! This is real Libertarian Radio. 

Bell talks safe spaces and campus snowflakes. A man gets in hot water for claiming he's clown royalty. And finally the man, the myth, the legend, acclaimed professor and author Peter Jordanson is here to talk about his new book, Clean Your Room and Slay Your Dragon. What an action packed talk show!!! 

In this episode Bell opens up about his new bride, explains the power of positive thinking and the fourth dimension. Also we check out the media scoreboard and get a surprise call from "Traddy Cathy".