The Alternative Commentary Collective
The Agenda
The Agenda is the official podcast of The Alternative Commentary Collective and the home of sporting nonsense and claptrap! Featuring all the major talking points from the world of sports, urban dictionary and more. Your #2 favourite sports podcast! Brought to you by Export Ultra - The Beer For Here! The ACC - The Alternative Commentary Collective.
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Episodios
"Just Take A Shovel To It" 27.11.2020 26:34
This episode's panel features Matt Heath and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. The Agenda Topics touched on in this episode are:Best excuses for getting out of all responsibilities this weekend and parking up on the couch for the cricket Friday & Sunday, plus the rugby doubleheader on Saturday night? Is it unfair Greg Norman's been playing with an extra club this whole time? Is it time to Free Lou Vincen...
"Thanks Keith" 19.11.2020 48:52
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. The Agenda Topics touched on in this episode are:After the Argentinian loss is it time for Razor Robertson to challenge Fozzie Bear to a dance battle for the All Blacks Head Coach role? Who would win an ODI, the New Zealand Test team or the New Zealand T20 team? In these situations, would you choose to Tweet or C...
"Nick White & The Niggles" 12.11.2020 39:11
This episode's panel features Matt Heath and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. The Agenda Topics touched on in this episode are:Should the West Indies been allowed to quarantine in the Outback Bar and night club, so they could properly prepare for the NZ Tour? After a Man of the Match performance in the IPL Final, is Lovely Trenty the most famous New Zealander in the world? Scenario: Someone will give yo...
"Nah They're Allowed Honkies" 04.11.2020 38:36
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. The Agenda Topics touched on in this episode are: Is it time for New Zealand to get involved in the State Of Origin? Is it time to free Lou Vincent? Who's looking forward to the Bledisloe Dead Rubber? Scenario: I will give you 1 Million dollars, but in order to get it you have to sleep with the main character of...
"15 Mins Of The Spice Channel Will Get You Through" 28.10.2020 35:11
This episode's panel features Matt Heath and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. The Agenda Topics touched on in this episode are: Is the new Tri-Nations sexier now with Argentina than it was with South Africa? With Scott McLaughlin winning the V8s and Scott Dixon winning Indy cars, should racing become our new national sport? Steve Hansen has taken a role at the Bulldogs next year, which other coaches wou...
"Israel Adesanya Sit Down! We Have The Double Luge Team Here!" 22.10.2020 32:16
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. The Agenda topics touched on in this episode are: Is it even worth the All Blacks going to Australia after beating them 27-7? Is this the greatest ACC feedback of all time? With the Giz winning Bathurst, a Kiwi has won the Great Race 3 years in a row, whose trophy cabinet is looking better NZ or Straya? After a g...
"Is It Time To Shave Fozzie Bear?" 13.10.2020 30:58
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. The Agenda topics touched on in this episode are: Should Fozzie Bear be fired after Sunday's draw? Should we officially change Ofa Tu’ungafasi nickname from King Haku to the East African Crane? Best way to tackle the Bathurst/Bledisloe this Sunday? Scenario: If you had to fight in a nationally televised boxing ma...
"Harry Potter And The Ranfurly Shield" 24.09.2020 48:35
This episode's panel features Matt Heath James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. The Agenda topics touched on in this episode are: How long will the 'Naki hold the Shield for? Ways to make the Leaders Debates more exciting for sports fans? Who pulls off the "Cheese Cutter" better... G Lane, Jason Hoyte or 2020 US Open Champion Bryson DeChambeau? Thoughts on Chris Gayle’s new single “Groove”? S...
"How To Fix Childbirth" 17.09.2020 35:42
This episode's panel features Matt Heath and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are: Bledisloe Cup & Mitre 10 Cup rugby. G Lane shares a story about club rugby in England. Plus, the guys give the ABs some parenting advice and they come up with a project to fix childbirth. Scenario: Steve Irwin has you pinned down in a headlock, what cool facts does he tell the aud...
"The ACC Joins The Mile-High Club" 03.09.2020 43:20
This episode's panel features James McOnie, Mark Stafford ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are: Introducing Staf to the ACC North V South predictions Plus, should the Warriors stay in Australia permanently? Scenario: If you had to choose any TV character to be your flatmate, who would it be and why? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
"North South Yellow Button" 20.08.2020 26:12
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, Jeremy Wells & ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are: Massive North V South announcement! Epic South Island club rugby coach's f-bomb & c-bomb rant Glenmark-Cheviot vs Kaiapoi. Lockdown" Part Deux. Scenario: Would you rather get your girlfriend pregnant when you are 16 or your wife when she is 60... See omnystudio.com/lis...
"The Death Of The ACC" 12.08.2020 39:25
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie & ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are: Previewing the Super Rugby "Final" this Sunday between the Crusaders and the Blues. Is it even going to happen? The best post-match interviews from the weekendPhil Gould's first speech to the Warriors. Plus, if you could make any two people fight in a no-rules cage mat...
"Is That My Dad Masturbating In A Tree" 06.08.2020 29:19
This episode's panel features Matt Heath & James McOnie. The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are: Is everyone a Highlander this week in the crusade to beat Canterbury and make Eden Park a Final? Aaron Smith's dive... why isn't “diving” a penalty in Rugby, like it is in Football? Blake Green has left the Warriors and even the stand-in coach wants out - Which super Rugby team should we send ov...
"Tina Turner Is 'Simply The Best' After Sex" 30.07.2020 36:23
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie & Mike Lane. The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are: What has to happen for the last game of the season – Blues v Crusaders to be a “Final”? How the hell does Stuart Broad have 500 Test wickets? In light of the proposed All Blacks vs Kangaroos cross-code game, what other cross-code mega games would you like to see? Plus, if every time y...
"More Pubes Required" 23.07.2020 34:39
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie & Mike Lane. The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:Is Super Rugby Aotearoa too hard? Super Rugby Aotearoa Haircut Power Rankings? Three Cricket World Cups in three years...Plus, some real throwback Michael Holding commentary... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
"Exorcising The Super Over Demons" 13.07.2020 36:53
This episode's panel features Jeremy Wells, Matt Heath & Mike Lane. On the one year anniversary of the Cricket World Cup Final (which the Black Caps didn't lose) Jeremy Wells, Matt Heath & ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane sit down to exorcise some demons by watching the final Over of England's innings and the two Super Overs so you don't have to... IT WAS A TIE!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...
"Death By A T-Shirt Cannon" 02.07.2020 34:14
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie & Mike Lane. The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:The North vs South rugby game. The State Of Origin coming to NZ.Matt Heath’s potential reception in Dunedin this weekend. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
"Belly Button Like A Flesh Light" 17.06.2020 43:20
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie & Mike Lane. The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are: How good is rugby? Could NZ host the T20 World Cup? Introducing our new favourite motorsport event, the COVID 500! What sporting statue would you de-face? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
"Bring Back The Tackle Hump" 04.06.2020 34:21
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, Jeremy Wells & Mike Lane. The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are: The return of Dan CarterWhat budget dumpling is the dumpling of choice? Should NZ be the host for the IPL if we're a COVID free haven? Scenario: Would you rather your partner be able to read your mind during lovemaking, or just read your mind all the time except when lovemaking? See o...
Caravan Archive: NZ Vs South Africa CWC Semi-Final Mar 24 2015 30.05.2020 1:31:12
From the archives in the ACC Caravan hidden down the back of an old storage unit, here it is... Steyn to Elliott... JAV! JAV! JAV! JAV! JAV! JAV! JAV!Please enjoy the highlights/lowlights of the Black Caps vs South Africa Semi-Final in the 2015 CWC at the Eden Park in Auckland way back on March 24th in 2015. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Caravan Archive: NZ Vs West Indies CWC 1/4 Final Mar 21 2015 24.05.2020 1:07:18
From the archives in the ACC Caravan hidden down the back of an old storage unit, featuring the full Caravan Thickness watching Martin Guptill go full Dead Shark Eyes smashing his way to 237 Not Out. Please enjoy the highlights/lowlights of the Black Caps vs West Indies Quarter Final in the 2015 CWC at the Cake Tin in Wellington way back on March 21st in 2015. See omnystudio.com/listener for priva...
Caravan Archive: NZ Vs Bangladesh CWC Mar 13 2015 23.05.2020 1:22:51
From the archives in the ACC Caravan hidden down the back of an old storage unit, featuring our frantic broadcast from multiple secret locations as the ICC tried to track us down and take us off the air...Please enjoy the highlights/lowlights of the Black Caps vs Bangladesh in the 2015 CWC at Martin Snedden Park in Crab City, Hamilton way back on March 13th in 2015. See omnystudio.com/listener for...
"Look At Me! Dave Franco Is The Captain Now!" 20.05.2020 36:44
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie & Mike Lane. The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are: James McOnie breaks the news about Steady The Ship being replaced as Captain of the Test team by Dave Franco. The Craft Beer & Classic Beer 1st XIs. Plus, what New Zealand team would you like to have seen a 'The Last Dance' style doco about? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inf...
Caravan Archive: NZ Vs Afghanistan CWC Mar 8 2015 17.05.2020 1:01:59
From the archives in the ACC Caravan hidden down the back of an old storage unit, featuring the now infamous 'Guess The Commentator's Perineum' game and the 'Leigh Hart Drinks Trolley Incident'.Please enjoy the highlights/lowlights of the Black Caps vs Afghanistan in the 2015 CWC at John McLean Park in Napier way back on March 8th in 2015. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Caravan Archive: NZ Vs Australia CWC Feb 28 2015 16.05.2020 1:06:46
From the archives in the ACC Caravan hidden down the back of an old storage unit, here is the unbelievable day at the Garden of Eden where Steady The Ship steered the Black Caps to victory. Please enjoy the highlights/lowlights of the Black Caps vs Australia in the 2015 CWC at Eden Park in Auckland way back on February 28th in 2015. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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