Tart Party

This week, Kate and Christina talk about Kate's whirlwind birthday trip to Tucson, Linda Ronstadt's favorite haunts, Sonoran hot dogs, and main-character-energy nopales salad.

This week, Kate and Christina have a mini chat about a Traitors mega marathon with snacks that could feed an army of Alan Cumming buffs, and debate what would happen if scotch and tequila had a baby.

This week, Kate and Christina chat with spooky bon vivant Eryn Bates, quizzing her on Casimir Pulaski Day, the Black Velvet Band that plays Irish music but doesn't have Irish performers, deep-fried butter treats, and enjoy gluten-free snacks from Billie's Grocery.

This week, Kate and Christina walk down the Aldi Aisle of Shame, talk about unacceptable lobby behavior, and discuss tricks to get lots of compliments on your looks.

This week, Kate and Christina consider unpalatable protein bars and unexpected shockwaves, play colonoscopy charades, and swap anesthesia stories.

This week, Kate and Christina discuss memes that make them feel seen, beauty tattoos, sleep humming, and what to do when your friends don't recognize you.

This week, Kate and Christina make it mini, discussing mall walkers, food court samplers, and a spaetzle showdown.

This week, Kate and Christina do not brave the snow by chatting on Zoom, imagine thieves playing tricks through the window, discuss fake cocktails and fake meat, and try to find some measure of hope while the world is as terrible as it can be.

This week, Kate and Christina discuss unwanted pranks, what an alderman is, travel nightmares, and how to speak Klingon.

This week, Kate and Christina discuss high fashion in reality TV, cacti medical emergencies, books, more books, all the books, we're a book podcast now.

This week, Kate and Christina talk with special guest Erin Luttrell about shimmying, side-eye, and butt cakes, following the conclusion of the Holiday Baking Championship.

This week, Kate and Christina are visited by none other than J. KENT (not Barnhart)! All mysteries are revealed, and they discuss living, non-blonde Rebeccas, bone knives, and sign-off fingers.

This week, Kate and Christina go through simultaneous holiday panic and hangovers, discuss lady conductrixes, the many things you can do with ham, AV club social skills, and where to keep your reserve weapons.

This week, Kate and Christina aver that J. Kent is DEAD TO US. They also hide knives (just in case), do some listener-question role play, discuss how libraries work, develop some really good ad lines, and get blocked for being silly gooses.

This week, Kate and Christina discuss the great claymation studio rivalry, villains in their favorite holiday films, Navidad pop-ups, and tips on how to shut down stupid questions online.

This week, Kate and Christina are joined by surprise special guest Jonathan Wier, and discuss Thanksgiving cooking mishaps, whether multitasking is real, religious chiropractors, buried food trauma, and Dante's Hallmark Christmas journey.

This week, Kate and Christina dip their toes into AI imagery and online pharmacies, recount vasovagal adventures, and extend a formal invitation.

This week, Kate and Christina discuss current memes on past oral events, things you cannot keep in your pantry, tasseled Christmas presents, and personal ads to date relatives of assassinated presidents.

This week, Kate and Christina talk about what happens when you mix hard alcohol and show tunes, call-in radio soup stories, spooky Halloween pop-ups, and an innovative swimming technique: the one-armed chop-chop.

This week, Kate and Christina welcome special guest, the newest Food Network STAR Erin Luttrell, and they discuss the fondant finger incident, debate the best accompanying starch for chili, and dish the tea about this season's Holiday Baking Championship!

This week, Kate and Christina discover that they are the worst sleuths, receive a very sharp gift, identify a new J. Kent suspect, and relive some 5th-grade trauma!

This week, Kate and Christina celebrate their 69th episode by debating whether they would with baby food pancakes (mixed) and Dixie pies (mixed), cocktails at the Witch's Castle (hard would) and what to bring to a potluck (spoiler alert: it's Old English Cheese, beer and cigarettes).

This week, Kate and Christina discover Eggs Goldenrod, invite a regional expert to discuss New Jersey meats worth fighting about, and debate mayonnaise, Ranch dressing, pumpkin pie spice, and other basic bitch delights.

This week, Kate and Christina discuss things their tongues like, pickle-making mishaps, compare their favorite knife drawings, and use the internet to look things up for their listeners.

This week, Kate and Christina discuss surprise cheese curds, Jersey pork roll, how to host (and what to serve) a fugitive, and end with a little fall food porn.