sydney’s voice memos

5.11.24 15.05.2024 47:45 ↓

hi again! i’m back :) breakups…traveling…new love…

6.30.23 30.06.2023 59:57 ↓

updates on my cross country trip recorded while excitedly driving through texas and describing my surroundings. :)

6.13.23 13.06.2023 45:27 ↓

join me on a journey full of laughs and tears and joys and fears

4.26.23 26.04.2023 50:46 ↓

new episode. give me feedback at my NGL or on twitter. lylas

3.20.23 20.03.2023 40:01 ↓

i'm back answering some of your questions and just chatting about buildings

1.11.23 11.01.2023 38:04 ↓

I guess I need a description

11.29.22 11.01.2023 33:53 ↓

hi again

9.29.22 29.09.2022 40:06 ↓

some animals are people, you know?

8.31.22 31.08.2022 41:21 ↓

crazy frog

8.29.22 29.08.2022 45:32 ↓

sorry it took me so long but yeah u feel me

8.11.22 11.08.2022 45:29 ↓

hi i think this one is a little bit funny and silly. also how i love to gossip.

7.23.22 23.07.2022 46:33 ↓

buzz update, a long & weird story, why i’ll always be jewish

7.12.22 12.07.2022 51:29 ↓

stoned and blabbing but you might find it fun

12.6.21 08.12.2021 44:35 ↓

catching up. ranting. being happy and sad. a funny story about a former nemesis. some new ideas I have for things. the usual. enjoy. :)

10.29.21 29.10.2021 50:00 ↓

sorry it's been so long. here's me talking about parasocial relationships, halloween, primus, vulnerabilities, writing, and paranoia.

8.25.21 25.08.2021 40:09 ↓

the TMI episode

8.13.21 13.08.2021 46:14 ↓

well...turns out i have an infection...lol i also read something embarrassing i wrote in 2013

8.04.21 04.08.2021 32:16 ↓

feeling embarrassed but posting thru it, woodstock 99 documentary, my drawing process, hell energy drink, more zits, the aimee terese special, tilted haunted apartment, being afraid everyone hates me, nose picking, etc. yes I like korn, wearing mask

8.03.21 04.08.2021 15:47 ↓

I answer more of your questions while i’m in the bath. I muse about potato chips, poetry, vulnerability, etc. just a part 1 part 2 is tmrw

7.14.21 14.07.2021 45:06 ↓

in which I answer ur questions such as “when r u getting married” “how did u get ur money” “u look like steve buscemi” etc etc

7.6.21 06.07.2021 45:37 ↓

ppl in new york city r the worsssssst

6.18.21 21.06.2021 46:16 ↓

featuring lauren! this is a recording of us tripping on shrooms. talking about early internet, listening to the beach boys, buzz being one of the girls, playing with my moms old view master, having a lesbian crush when you’re a kid, all kids today are trans??? two girls one cup/one guy one jar, cats, describing our visuals LOL.

6.15.21 15.06.2021 45:38 ↓

back in nyc, embarrassing poop moments, existential crisis, a recent very embarrassing moment that I really delve into lol, my poetry writing process, feeling terrible and incredibly insecure, feeling overconfident, doing impressions, sniffing poppers, upcoming comedy opportunities, not reading anonymous gossip about me has been good for the soul

6.7.21 08.06.2021 44:51 ↓

sydney in LA recorded from the backyard ft. lots of birds. why I have A Problem. nyc vs. la. waiting in line for restaurants. i’m stoned as fuck. imo probably one of the funniest eps bc I crack myself up

6.1.21 01.06.2021 46:25 ↓

we finished the bag of shrooms and had an excellent time! it was crazy...i'm hungover. lol. i answer the questions people submitted anonymously. strong, cheap, and sweet wine. violent femmes' self titled album. crying a lot this weekend. lots of sappy thoughts. this is my first real relationship ever. people who try to make being boring seem cool. i don't hate detroit!!! etc. my friend spotted car...