Straight Outta Funny

We rambled for some good 110 minutes. From talking shit about Bollywood, pets, and politics to how winter mornings have made peeing difficult.

Mukesh is a guy with a smart business mind, but that's about it. He talks about how he started his gourmet retail business- his expectations and strategies. The conversation is a mix of everything money- investments, crypto, business ideas, NFTs, psychology. This, mixed with other fun stories.

Surabhi is a dental doctor, friend, and overall a really cool and interesting person. Listen to us talk about stuff, I mean, a lot of stuff. I don't even remember. It was fun recording the episode and I hope it's a fun one to listen to.

A small break, but we're back, so are our irrational rants and unasked opinions. Modiji sets up the podcast and then it's just a pleasant flow with some slight flow-breaking interruptions. We also talked about Cricket and Football. Covid19 vaccine or immunity booster?

Divyajeet is a comic from Ahmedabad who's always fun after he takes two puffs of a joint. I had a great time talking to him about gaming, chat rooms, the dark side of the internet, woke fellas, and also some serious shit. He also runs an open mic production @bachmanity_rises on Instagram.

I don't even remember what shit we talk about sometimes. But I do remember us talking about something really relevant (at least to us) in this time and age of social media. So, do check that out. One thing leads to another and as you guys already know we're masters of segueing. We tried to find sense in porn and failed but had immense fun doing accents.

Back with the second episode. We reflect on all PL signings, the promoted teams, and Arsenal. We also glance a look at other leagues ignoring them at the same time. Regular banter, lots of laughs

Back with my boy Mr. Anirudh. He talks about how he discovered a condom dispensing machine in his college and how he overheard a couple having sex during his evening walk. We then went on to discuss how society is now programmed to think differently because of the social media influx in day-to-day life. Then we read off some golden Salman Khan tweets for our own appeasement. 

Laksh is a stand-up comic from Silvassa who also manages a comedy room in Ahmedabad called YouComedy (@youcomedy on Instagram). I had a great time talking to him about stand-up, his joke writing process, and controversial bits. We also share a common opinion on how Rakhi Sawant and Deepak Kalal are underrated and not treated with enough respect. 

Anirudh left India in the hopes of finding a Caucasian chick. He talks about his first foreign cannabis experience, Canada, and toilet paper. We also talked about how South Indians seem to dominate spell bee competitions and much more shit talking.

In conversation with Parth Pawa, an IT student and comic from Ahmedabad. We talked briefly about our future plans and on navigating comedy. Joke writing process. Excercise and impact of having self-discipline. Parth reminisces his good old torrent days and how Telegram has now replaced it.

It's always a delight talking to talk to Shijo. He's a lawyer by profession and one of the most badass people I know. We shared our opinions on cancel culture & affirmative action. The exponential covid rise in Kerala and re-election effect. Twitter, Trump, Biden, and Bernie. We also talked about how late-night talk shows have lost their places. And how certain circumstances give you the advan...

How did the loser at the Karate event at the Olympics get gold? What is happening to this world? Afghanistan, yeah just that. And Fart videos on YouTube are fun.

Ah, man! What a fun recording! From talking about caffeine to femicide to male feminists and then squeezing in our opinions on fat-shaming & a lot more shit-talking. So strap yourself for butt-clenching political incorrectness. Also includes a humble plea- Stop disrespecting gold diggers, please.

The OG team of QG is back! We're joined by Shijo, Justin, Anirudh & Rohit. A great fun podcast with lots of banter. Transfer rumours, deadweight squad members, politics in football, Phil Jones and the QG's famous Messi clip. An audio treat for football fans!

Rohit tells a story about his friend who got catfished on a dating app. This was followed by a rant on a very particular dating app. Discussions were also held on a very recent slap fest that happened in Lucknow. The self-claimed motivators then talked about the importance of conquering the inner bitch in life. Rounded up by some sports-related conversation.

Anirudh brings a new finding to the table that supports our narrative of doing the podcast. ACL post-op suffering and handling encounter with an exhibitionist. Anil Kapoor and nipple butter.

The 25th episode screams for a special person, so I got a creep on the show who also happens to be a gem of a friend. We talk about getting over the worry of being a failure and some personal stories that are hysterically funny. Special cameo by another friend but not mentioning her name because she sounded cocky.

From talking about football transfers to companies that now offer spaceflights. We go on to discuss minimalistic lifestyle, internet, and phone scams that we personally faced. Also, Anirudh tries to explain NSO's Pegasus spyware.

Life throws all kinds of fuckery at you, but who's got the time? Recording in-house with Anirudh today. Long ass conversations over varied subjects. Enjoy!

Rakshit is a YouTuber/Content Creator who runs a channel that goes by the name Fantasy Scout 11 , where he creates content regarding everything fantasy football- DFS, FPL, Dream11, etc. He's also the football contributor at Dream11 and a few other fantasy sports platforms. You can find him on Twitter @FantasyScout_11 

After rationally analyzing the movie Baahubali, we come to the conclusion that Bhallaladev was handicapped for the final match-up. We discussed Indian fighters in MMA, their styles, and Logan vs. Floyd fight. Do restaurants use Pigeon meat in Chicken dishes? 

Listen to us talk about how we think- Gay sex is less gay-er than straight sex. Also, we'd like the Olympic committee to appoint us as spearheads for India's campaign in Tokyo. In this podcast, we devised a plan to use woke culture to our advantage and grab all the possible gold medals. PS: Not the best audio, we'd a lot of traffic while recording this one, but still good enough to be heard.

We've got Siddhant and Anurag on the podcast today. I happened to stumble upon their YT channel one fine day, and absolutely loved their videos and their storytelling style. A long conversation with these two on football and more, much fun.  Follow them on Instagram- @descendantsofcruijff & Twitter- @cruijffof Subscribe to their YouTube channel- Descendants of Cruijff Follow Anurag for Rap alb...