Star Trek: The Original Siblings

Love conquers all! There can even be love between a man and a non-corporeal alien space cloud... as long as the alien space cloud takes the form of a beautiful human woman.

The perfect episode of Star Trek doesn't exi-

Beware, this episode is extra super scary! Scary BAD that is! There's a desert of cat litter a magic butt wand and scariest of all: an ordinary house cat

The Enterprise is under attack from a giant space fleshlight!

This week Alex and Sami discuss John Carpenter's The Thing (1982) and read from their stockpile of subspace messages... Oh and they eventually watch an episode of Star Trek too!

Strap on your goatees and crop tops, because the siblings are taking a journey to the mirror universe, where everything is totally different but Spock is still just as sexy and logical as ever.

Sami and Alex talk in robot voices for this entire episode.

Time to put on your princess dresses because there's YET ANOTHER all-powerful being toying with the crew of the Enterprise this week. Also the siblings welcome an unlikely new crew member to the bridge crew.

The Siblings return to find the space throuple is in peril as the beautiful T'Pring, the unrelenting Nurse Chapel and even the wacky-haired Ensign Chekhov attempt to drive a wedge between Kirk and Spock.

This week, the sibs get animated and watch two wacky episodes of Star Trek the Animated series, one of which features space pterodactyls!

Gentleman, in this episode the Enterprise crew gentlemen fight with some flying pancake gentlemen. Also Kirk's family dies, but nobody cares about that.

History has been Boned and Edith Keeler must die! After a brief hiatus the siblings return to the town of Mayberry where Kirk and Spock live in domestic bliss.

This week Sami battles covid and Alex battles the summer heat while they both struggle to endure the worst episode of Star Trek yet! Featuring an endless stream of nonsense technobabble and the world's grossest fake beard.

The Klingons are here at last! And they have big plans for Spock's butt...

It's Kirk and Spock vs. the Lasagna monster! Also this episode features a special guest appearance by the one and only Original father of the sibs, for a game of "Remember the Plot"

Everybody just want to get high this episode, but Captain Kirk is being a total stick in the mud!

It's war! Or is it? After another skirmish with the Romulans, the siblings take the time to over analyze an interesting high concept episode, and Sami has to choose the sexiest Khan.

This week, Sami pulls a Lieutenant McGivers and finds herself uncontrollably simping for Khan the entire episode, while Alex deals with even more audio issues (don't worry he finally fixes it  halfway through). Also, the beloved Star Trek Merch: Real or Fake segments makes a return this episode! Feature Presentation at 40:26

This week the siblings talk over Kirk's opening Captain's log and spend the whole episode wondering who the heck the Archons are and what we're even doing on this planet! Meanwhile the listeners band together to try to restore the Spaghetti-fied crew of the U.S.S. Listenership. Feature Presentation at 45:24

Alex finally proves beyond all doubt that he is a better actor than William Shatner, Sami spends half the episode speaking into the wrong side of her microphone. Feature Presentation at 50:48

After narrowly escaping an attack from the Romulans, the siblings travel back to the 60s and witness spectacles like: a regular cork board, purple military uniforms, and a small-faced fighter jet pilot. Feature Presentation at 00:22:22

This week Captain Kirk finds himself going toe-to-toe with a big sexy rubber lizard monster in the hot California sun and Tessa Thompson wins the 2022 hottest Earth woman award! Feature Presentation at 00:25:59

A-tweedly-deedly-doo! This week a hyper-flamboyant all-powerful entity tries to annoy the siblings to death with the help of his harpsichord, and the siblings take a closer look at some of the shows updated graphics. Feature Presentation at 00:40:10

Strap on your strap-ons, because the sibs are at their nerdiest for this highly illogical Spockisode. Featuring contrived mutiny, terrible spear throwing, and yet another useless yeoman! Feature Presentation at: 16:10

This episode is a total fever dream, and we love it! Feature Presentation at 00:29:51