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Send a text * Hey everybody! Boy wasn't the 4th of July fun?!  We're not sure because this insanely busy and crazy week has been a bit of a blur for the Split Happens sisters. So...this week instead of releasing a new episode we're re-releasing our most patriotic episode--Independence Day! Not to worry though, we'll be back killing it next week with brand spanking new content....

Send a text If you have ever wanted to watch a man carry a large tree through the forest for no particular reason, we have got the movie for you! Check out the 1985 action fantastical, one-liner ridden, Commando.  KATRINA-is the pro and we're not sure if she wants to talk about this movie or the new Arnold docuseries more. In summary, she can talk about Arnold all day long, and she doesn&apos...

Send a text A llama??!! This weeks episode is celebrating the Oscar nominated Disney classic, The Emperor's New Groove. Emperor Kuzco wants his pool to get a little glow up which involves slightly destroying a local village, and lovable local villager Pacha wants to give a glow up to Kuzco's heart. Who will be the glow up victor?  ANNA-is the pro this week,  and no amount of nonsense fro...

Send a text It's our Father's Day Episode! What does a movie about a boy who gets abducted by aliens and then dropped back down on earth 8 years later with no recollection of being gone have to do with FD? Well, he had a father!  Anna-is the pro this week, and not only does she have some out of this world trivia (see what we did there), but she's got space lasers of excitement shoot...

Send a text All aboard the Payne Express! Toot Toot! This week is all about the 1995 comedy classic:  Major Payne!   Major Benson Winifred Payne is being discharged from the Marines. Payne is a killin' machine, but when he learns he has killed all of the bad guys the only job left is to whip a bunch of JROTC losers into shape.  Listen to find out if a group of goofy eyed kids can thaw the ice...

Send a text The Split Happens sisters venture into the beloved comic world of bats, clowns, murder, clown murders. And to top it off, a bitching soundtrack by Prince! Having witnessed his parents' brutal murder as a child, millionaire philanthropist Bruce Wayne fights crime in Gotham City disguised as Batman, a costumed hero who strikes fear into the hearts of villains. But when a deformed ma...

Send a text It's the real life board game turned mystery movie we all had no idea we needed and wanted. 7 guests given generic names, which in today's world we call depersonalization, thus making it easier for the killer to KILL AGAIN, are stuck in a house where they quickly learn they are all being blackmailed. When someone dies they must quickly discover who amongst them is the killer,...

Send a text It's a tale as old as time itself...an evil no good zealot has a real thing for killing kids which leads to the king's unborn baby to be transported into the stomach of a cow where he's able to gain the power to psychically communicate with animals. Absolute classic. Obviously that means today's episode is all about the 1982 adventure/fantasy film The Beastmaster! D...

Send a text The truck might be a bomb, but this movie isn’t! This episode is all about the fantastically entertaining 1996 action movie: The Long Kiss Goodnight!    Starring Geena Davis, Samuel L. Jackson, Craig Bierko, Brian Cox, and David Morse   KATRINA- takes the PRO this week and though it's months after Christmas, she's hoping for a really late Christmas present via the big red but...

Send a text Wanna take a ride?! Of course you do and so do the sisters, so this week they're celebrating the brilliant and beautiful 1997 love letter to Carl Sagan: Contact! Directed by Robert Zemeckis and starring Jodie Foster, Matthew McConaughey, Angela Bassett, Tom Skerritt, John Hurt, Jena Malone, William Fichtner, David Morse, and Rob Lowe KATRINA -is the PRO and she's beyond excit...

Send a text Sandra Bullock, Sir Michael Caine, Benjamin Bratt, Candice Bergen, William Shatner...what more could you want?! The answer is world peace, obviously. Time to go undercover on the pageant scene because this week is all about 2000's Miss Congeniality! KATRINA-leads the episode as the PRO and she's itching for some button-pushing payback. She has trivia, her two trusty dogs-Rees...

Send a text Is that a hockey stick in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? Grab your pucks, your toy trains, your shitty beer, and your happy hat, and get ready for a great time! This week the Split Happens sisters are covering the best hockey movie of all time, and they don't want to hear any shit about any movie being any better,  Slap Shot!! ANNA-is losing her damn mind covering a...

Send a text Get ready to step, ball, change because this week is all about the 1985 film adaptation of A Chorus Line ! Directed by Richard Attenborough, (seriously) this movie left a lot in the theatre industry upset, and a couple of sisters very, very happy. And 5, 6, 7, 8... ANNA gets to take the PRO on this episode. Coming off of a double button push from the previous week, she thinks she can g...

Send a text Grab your hairnets and Dapper Dan pomade because this week is all about the Coen brothers' brilliant comedy, drama: O Brother, Where Art Thou?  From the cinematography to the amazing soundtrack and impeccable acting, this movie is perfection and most certainly a favorite of the Split Happens sisters. ANNA -is absolutely bubbling with excitement to be the PRO on this one for three...

Send a text Happy April Fool's Day, everybody! We're celebrating by releasing TWO episodes, and boy do the movies suck. Our first up is ANNA 's most despised movie: the remake-- Clash of the Titans (2010) and for April Fool's Day, we're switching things up. Anna will have to take the PRO on the movie she can't stand, but cannot say ANYTHING NEGATIVE or else she gets a...

Send a text Happy April Fool's Day, everybody! We hate our lives now. Our second movie to celebrate April 1st is the one KATRINA hates the most. Loathes entirely! It's the 2001, what-the-hell-were-they-thinking, sequel to an actually great movie, ( Silence of the Lambs) Ridley Scott's Hannibal. ANNA is gonna try with all her might to get a button push off that crafty Katrina, but it...

Send a text Go you, Rockford Peaches  and all hail Penny Marshall’s 1992 endearing baseball classic: A League of Their Own! This week is all about Tom Hanks as alcoholic, washed up ex-ballplayer turned women’s baseball coach, Jimmy Dugan; Geena Davis as the fiercely loyal and talented, Dottie; and Lori Petty as Dottie’s sister.  KATRINA- is the PRO on this one and she thinks she’ll be able to hit...

Send a text Hello all! This week we're doing things a little differently: a re-release of one of our absolute favorite episodes; one that celebrates a bond between sisters, and the strength of women in the face of diversity-- Practical Magic ! And we're definitely re-releasing it because March is Women's History month and not at all because we have a million billion trillion things...

Send a text Grab your hats for bats, questionable haircuts, and lots of sleeveless shirts, because this week the sisters celebrate the 1989 brilliant baseball comedy: Major League! ANNA- is rounding the bases as the PRO this episode and she's ready to share some great trivia and talk sports. Really, she is! Will she knock it out of the park? Listen and find out. KATRINA- is taking the CON aga...

Send a text This week the sisters are exploring everyone's favorite movie about whispering dead baseball player ghosts with 1989's heartwarming classic: Field of Dreams! ANNA - is the PRO and is gonna try a different tactic on Katrina this week; talk about James Earl Jones as much as possible. Will it be enough to get Katrina to slip up? Listen to find out! KATRINA - is the CON and the s...

Send a text This episode is a deep dive into the whimsical world of Robert Altman's 1980 musical, Popeye ! Starring Robin Williams, Shelley Duvall, Ray Walston, and a massive cast of character actors and physical performers, this movie is very near and dear to the sisters.  Also something near and dear to them is tequila. Both were being celebrated fully this week.  ANNA-  is the PRO this wee...

Send a text Turn that hat backwards, this week's episode takes the sisters to the high stakes world of 1980's arm wrestling with 1987's Over the Top! KATRINA- is the PRO and wants to get a button push on Anna, but honestly just wants to talk about how incredibly rad this movie is. ANNA- is the CON and doesn't want to get a button push from Katrina, but honestly just wants to ta...

Send a text Well what more can we say? Turns out--a bunch.  On another very special episode of Split Happens, we give you the exciting part 2 of our stroll down inebriated memory lane. 

Send a text It's already been a year?! We've have had so much fun our first year and thought  we'd celebrate by picking some of our favorite moments. Stay tuned for part 2 being released tomorrow, and thank you all for listening!! 

Send a text Who's ready for some songs about doin' it? Turns out, a whole lot of people. This week, the sisters unpack the 1982 cult favorite:  Grease 2!  KATRINA- is the PRO and she's feels confident she'll get a button push, and she won't even need to resort to trickery...Anna can't resist the love she has for Grease 2 songs. Walk in the park. ANNA-  absolutely hate...