soy trek

TNG S7E14 "Sub Rosa" 18.03.2024 1:11:14 ↓

my fuckdoll had twink death. what the fuck, soong?

DS9 S1E19 "Duet" feat. Luna Dahlia from @bartrekphilly 11.03.2024 50:23 ↓

that's his toilet reading

DS9 S7E23 "Extreme Measures" feat. Will Menaker from Chapo Trap House 04.03.2024 58:49 ↓

here are the boys that finally freed me from the burden of being married to this asshole

Enterprise S2E2 "Carbon Creek" 26.02.2024 1:11:19 ↓

do they record the first human to alien blowjob? that's a significant achievement.

DS9 S6E19 "In the Pale Moonlight" 19.02.2024 1:13:55 ↓

it's the big show, get ready for the big big show

Voyager S2E15 "Threshold" 12.02.2024 1:11:31 ↓

the first annual rawdog the captain as a lizard award

DS9 S3E21 "The Die is Cast" 05.02.2024 1:08:13 ↓

I don't wanna have another baby, Toddman, out!

DS9 S2E19 "Blood Oath" 29.01.2024 1:00:30 ↓

the sun, garlic, and silver crosses: italians can't be vampires

Soy Trek 26.01.2024 1:05:39 ↓

maybe you should sit on my lap, co-worker

TAS S1E12 "The Time Trap" 24.01.2024 1:05:27 ↓

you can't wear those when selling me the damn winch to mop up my prostate juice

TNG S5E14 "Conundrum" 22.01.2024 1:28:17 ↓

I'm waxing off with my jeans around my ankles

Soy Trek 19.01.2024 1:12:31 ↓

the hot tub water coulda swam up his dick and killed him

Stargate (1994) 17.01.2024 1:21:30 ↓

are your parents Argentinian perhaps?

Enterprise S2E22 "Cogenitor" 15.01.2024 1:32:26 ↓

unlimited breadsticks? what is this, some sort of temporal paradox?

Soy Trek 12.01.2024 1:01:18 ↓

thinkin about whether or not a dick in the butt is vegan

The Holdovers (2023) 10.01.2024 1:11:26 ↓

they're fingerpainting together, which means you can have sex

TNG S5E23 "I, Borg" 08.01.2024 1:26:25 ↓

their pronouns are Hugh/him

The Big Bang Theory S9E7 “The Spock Resonance” (feat. Spenser aka @numetalkvlt) 03.01.2024 50:03 ↓

drinkin water is gay

The Big Bang Theory S6E13 “The Bakersfield Expedition” (feat. Spenser aka @numetalkvlt) 01.01.2024 1:03:51 ↓

hey ya big dummy, look at me copulating with your wife!

The Big Bang Theory S2E8 “The Lizard-Spock Expansion” (feat. Spenser aka @numetalkvlt) 30.12.2023 1:03:23 ↓

this is a car acknowledgement: we are driving in a stolen car

Advice 27.12.2023 1:03:14 ↓

make a snuff film with her dad

Gremlins (1984) 25.12.2023 1:52:42 ↓

ACAB includes everyone but puppet guards

Real News 23.12.2023 1:13:16 ↓

Brit and Pat discuss the Rite Aid FTC facial recognition settlement, the risk of christmas penis fractures, Jeffrey Epstein's associates, the terrorist watch list, and pope francis blessing same-sex couples.

TAS S1E11 "The Terratin Incident" 20.12.2023 1:20:45 ↓

we got that football in space now BOCEPHUS

Real News 18.12.2023 1:15:41 ↓

Pat & Brit discuss the nlrb suing unionized starbucks back into existence, the war on gaza, US jail populations returning to pre-pandemic levels, the tesla recall, and george santos