Sofia with an F

This week, Sofia’s joined by reality TV vet and UK royalty Joey Essex! Joey tells us all about his start on The Only Way is Essex (TOWIE) and getting “sacked” at his job at the fish market, and Sofia reveals the Google deep dive she did on him (and his history of flirting with interviewers) before they met. Joey gives us a tell all on his experience as the bombshell in the Love Island Villa, inclu...

Happy Monday, let’s solve all your problems sloots! On this episode of SOS, Sofia talks traveling with men and how hookup culture varies from California, to New York, to Paris, to Argentina. She also helps a sweet king find his queen OUTSIDE of the singles events he’s been frequenting, and gives advice to the sloot on year three of sex with her boss (hint: it’s time to DTR.) Enjoy!

The cousins are back with a full episode of Save Our Sloots! While Sofia and her cousin Alex begin by helping a fellow sloot navigate her fiance’s fratty group chat, the two end up in a deep conversation about their relationship and the tension that’s built up during Alex’s visit to New York. Alex opens up about her relationship with food and self-image, and the two discuss the complications of be...

Sloots, today is about you. In this episode of Save Our Sloots (SOS) Sofia talks through a potentially-Polygamous situation, how to deal with your best friend hanging around your abusive ex, and going barefoot contessa in NYC. Listen to the end for an exciting announcement! Hint: I Have Options. Never forget it! WRITE TO SOFIA HERE

Happy Halloween! Sofia is joined by her assistant Soph to reminisce on old Halloween costumes, parties, and heartbreaks…and announce the joint Halloween costume they’ve been planning for months. The two give a shoutout to Dude With A Sign (perhaps a fellow sloot?) and Sofia tests Soph on her assistant abilities. And, of course, Sofia recaps her experience at the Eras tour and most importantly, sur...

Today we’re flippin through all the flaps! Sofia is written by a listener who is newly recovered from her labiaplasty and changes Sofia’s view on the procedure. Labia pics on Reddit, spreading eagle in front of your living room mirror, tightness myths, innie vs outtie… sloots we’re discussing it all. Welcome to the labiaplasty deep dive! WRITE TO SOFIA HERE

Sofia brings on her personal trainer and ass-shaping guru, Noah Gannon, for a tell all about their three-year  fitness journey. From Sofia crying while doing lunges over virtual workouts, to the toxicity of the Pilates Bod trend, this hour-long episode covers it all. Plus, Noah offers listeners a general workout plan, as well as some advice on how to maintain a healthy relationship with food and c...

Do you care if your partner has social media? Are you going to The Big Apple for the first time? Is he still touching himself to anyone and anything but you? Then listen up Sloots, this one’s for you!  WRITE TO SOFIA HERE

Welcome to New York City’s most exclusive roof top! Sofia and your favorite cousin Alex talk morning vs. night anxiety, their struggles with adderall, and the never ending InvisAlign saga. After the wasps force them to move inside, Alex confesses the discovery she made in Sofia’s closet (it looked like a box of Theroguns) and the two brainstorm some scrappy masterbtaion hacks. Sit down, enjoy, and...

No bucket hats. No Carrie Bradshaw core. It’s neutrals, it’s chic, it’s Paris! SlootU is in session, Sofia’s next lesson: how to pack for your international travels without checking a bag. This lesson is filled with airline, fashion, and etiquette hacks that’ll have you traveling with everything you need at no extra cost. Bisou, Bisou, sloots!  WRITE TO SOFIA HERE

Strap in, because this week Sofia's joined by Sopranos ICON Drea de Matteo. From her mafia family history, to Sons of Anarchy’s sex scenes (and drama), to her rise on OnlyFans – this episode is completely unfiltered. Plus, Drea drops a bomb on her days partying with P. Diddy (hint: it involves a car crash, tequilla, and getting her freak on.) You don’t want to miss it. Follow Drea on: Instagram: h...

Happy October, Sloots! It’s 5 o’clock in the morning, let’s just say the conversation got…interesting. Sofia and her assistant Soph take a break from their all-nighter to share some delusions, Sofia’s new haircut, and how (not) to pack for Paris. Plus, Soph quizzes Sofia on if she’s a “good boss.” Enjoy Sofia’s progress report & see ya after Parí! Xo  WRITE TO SOFIA HERE

Welcome to New York’s East Village, where toga parties and break dancers replace sleep. Meanwhile, Sofia and Alex decide it’s the perfect time to compare labias! Alex blows her chance with her celebrity crush, Sofia gets dumped by her friends with benefits…Sloots, your favorite cousins are so back. Enjoy! Follow Alex on: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/alexfranco_meow/     TikTok: https://www...

Let’s get right into it sloots, because you need some saving! Sofia shares her experience with rough sex (and the importance of a safe word) and offers some advice on how to change your obsessive relationship with food. Lastly, Sofia reminds us of the mantra you need to repeat when stalking your boyfriend’s ex – comparison is the thief of joy! WRITE TO SOFIA HERE

As the season changes, let’s take a final look back at the summer of sloots, this time with the addition of two new gals. This week, Sofia is joined by Brooke and Danielle from ‘Gals on the Go’ for a wild ride through all of their Hamptons memories, the good, the bad, and (mostly) the ridiculously pretentious. Together, the gals dish on the reality of being an influencing club rat, and how to make...

Sloots, do you want to play a game? In this episode, Sofia recaps her wild experiences at New York Fashion week. From a run in with one of her favorite celebrities to dumpster diving, this fashion week was chaotic. One man’s trash is another man’s treasure! WRITE TO SOFIA HERE

What happens when a night in Vegas, a Chippendales show, and a bag of Fruity Pebbles collide? Sofia welcomes Demi Engemann and Jessi Ngatikaura from Secret Lives of Mormon Wives to spill the secrets behind reality TV’s wildest moments. From husbands losing it over harmless fun to the drama that didn’t make the cut, this episode goes where no Sloot has gone before. The TikTok scandals, the unfilter...

Fret no more baby girl, Sofia is here to share some sage wisdom on this episode of Save Our Sloots! From managing social anxiety in school, to what it means when he blocks you, to buying the morning after pill…Sofia is here for YOU. Enjoy Sloots! WRITE TO SOFIA HERE

Sofia is back with her bestie Ali, and things get feral. From limo hookahs to tequila-fueled midnight margaritas, it’s the ultimate friendship chaos. Oh, and let’s not forget, we get some solid life advice on maintaining long-distance friendships, staying single, and the real problem with reverse cowgirl (hint: it’s a workout!). Trust us, you’re not gonna want to miss this one. Cheers, Sloots!  Fo...

NO SLEEP. Bus, club, another club. Join Sofia and her BFF Ali as they melt in the Miami heat. The girls discuss all the wild antics and sh*t they've been getting into this trip while sprinkling in their expectations for their next relationships. I mean, did you even go to Miami if you didn’t hit up club E11EVEN? WRITE TO SOFIA HERE

Sloots, we’ve got a lot to cover – Sofia’s Invisalign saga, Jlo’s delusions, and the wedding recap you’ve all been waiting for. Sofia tried on several women’s engagement rings but did she walk away with a new man herself? Not to mention she managed to survive a hex with the help of a special crystal. And of course, Sofia tackles your burning questions, including the ultimate morning debate: coffee...

Summer break has ended and it's time to return to our desks— class is back in session! In this week’s episode, Professor Sofia outlines the three ways to handle your ex moving on. Remember Sloots, time heals all!

Eggshell, champagne, or bleach white? Sofia Franklyn gets caught up in the endless shades of wedding dress drama with Tori Robinson and Leah O’Malley from “Boys Lie.” These two besties are here to chat launching their brand straight from the ashes of boy drama, turning heartbreak into high fashion. And Sofia? She's busy manifesting a future hubby at Tori's wedding. Dressing celebrities, going brok...

SOS! Save Our Sloots! Have you ever been a victim of a situationship? Are you wondering how to cope with negative comments on social media? Can you actually find love in a hopeless place (aka The Royal Caribbean)? Then this episode is for you! WRITE TO SOFIA HERE

Sloots, who knew finding a decent place could be harder than getting over your ex? We’re talking flex walls, insane rent prices, and that time Sofia ran into an old hookup at a team dinner (yes, it was as awkward as it sounds). And why are Miami guys just as confusing as NYC real estate? You won’t want to miss this one—trust me! Follow Sofia on:  Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/sofiafranklyn...