So You Think That Was Good Do You?

Break out your finest washing & snotting bowl to celebrate the return of Sam and Carl in an episode we hope is to your liking as we go hiking with a group of Vikings and bear witness to the Bear Caves, Cave Bears, bare kids, Bear Men, Bears in Caves and Caves in Bears(?) of The 13th Warrior (1999)! Music created by Jack Parsons. Follow us on Twitter & Instagram and check out our YouTube ch...

Jack the Digger plagues all 11 residents of the City of Perfection, no one is safe from a man (and/or a worm) that can dig 6 foot deep holes and plop you right in there in seconds. Valentine and Earl, who definitely both have equally cool names, must reveal the identity of the notorious killer whilst also playing the world's biggest game of the floor is lava. Music created by Jack Parsons. Follow...

Barry Walsh and Pat Sunderland, of the outrageously funny Blockblunders , join me in scrutinizing the scientific method of one Dr Phillip Brainard in Flubber (1997). With a rap sheet growing to include domestic terrorism, grievous bodily harm, and the systematic torture of a new species, there seems to be nothing this man can't do. That is except for remembering he's arranged to be married today....

Oeufwurger joins me for a monumental session where we discuss the 1999 cult classic Human Traffic. Will we ever find any plot, character development, or motivations? No, probably not. But we will find out that doing drugs is about the friends you make along the way... and erectile dysfunction. [Apologies: the audio is a little funky in the episode, due to some technical errors.] Music created by J...

What weighs approximately the same as Jonny's van (with him in it), 2 Smart cars, 10 corner sofas, 19 Bill Pullmans, or 3783 cans of Stella Artois? No, it's not a bear. It's that big Crocodile from the 1999 monster movie™ Lake Placid. Not to confuse you, but the title isn't eponymous with the lake in the film, that's called Black Lake. Why? Great question... wait is that a moose head? Hopefully no...

We're back and we're all the way up in your ear holes with the sequel to our Bad Reviews Special; 2 Bad 2 Reviewrious. I (Evan) will face off against Pantile (Jonny) in a battle of what mostly comprises of uneducated guesses. One of us reads a bad movie review, the other must guess the movie for which it was written. The stakes have never been higher! This week I'm joined again by Pantile , DJ, mu...

The spiderpocalypse has come, so it's time to liquidate your assets and invest everything into wine! This week we've been caught in the wicked web of Arachnophobia (1990), a tale weaved in equal parts by a city doctor (Citius Sapien) making his home in a small town (Americana Suburbia) and the invasive maneuvering of a deadly spider of non-specific South American decent (Buildius Wallius). We're a...

No need to pinch yourself, this isn't another wet dream, we really are covering the 2002 Jackie Chan classic 'The Tuxedo'! So pop a bag over your head and get ready to drown in banter. Oh and I almost forgot... Nice rack! Music created by Jack Parsons. Follow us on Twitter and check out our YouTube channel .

Witness us go hopping mad as we endure the cinematic queef that is Kangaroo Jack (2003). Don't tell Estella Warren we said that, her Rapsheetipedia page is longer than the list of the world's deadliest snakes indigenous to Australia. And much like the senseless reversal of those snakes waking hours in the Kangaroo Jack Universe (KJU), this film is the inverse of the comedy adventure it claims to b...

A long, long couple of years ago in the land of Ale-galaxy far, far away...did you know there used to be dragon riders?!! We join farm boy Eragon Skywalker as he ventures across Middle Earth to save the princess, join the rebellion and overthrow the Emperor as we review Star Wars of the Rings. Music created by Jack Parsons. Follow us on Twitter and check out our YouTube channel .  

What's black and white and red all over? It's the armband on the friendly policeman who just popped round to search the house for tiny fugitives under the floorboards! That's right, this week we've watched The Borrowers! Join us as we recount a mystical tale of administrative loopholes and inheritance fraud... oh, and a lot of cheese. Music created by Jack Parsons. Follow us on Twitter and check o...

The first rule of karate is to resolve any situation without violence. Unless you're Danny LaRusso, of spaghetti-shirt fame, when your first rule is to punch first and apologise later. Join us for the Karate Kid (1984), where you can become a black belt in just a few day/night cycles. Warning: training may include household chores, emotionally abusing your girlfriend, and topless sparring with ene...

Hey! There's no time for eating a Hot Dog right now! Put it in your pocket for later and join the Fu(n)ktastic Crew for a flipping good time as we flip, kick, flip and flip our way through the underground world of Bulletproof Monk (2003) starring the Monk With No Name, The Hunk with Fake Name, The Punk Who Can't Spell His Own Name, and "Bad Girl".  Music created by Jack Parsons. Follow us on Twitt...

Grab a plate of chicken and some finger paints, because it's time to recap Gremlins! This Joe Dante classic covers all the joys of christmas, like xenophobia, self-harm, and gross economic inequality. Hi-ho, hi-ho, that chimney's quite narrow... Music created by Jack Parsons. Follow us on Twitter and check out our YouTube channel .   

Are those jingle bells? Afraid not, it's actually Matthew Broderick performing his trademark whiny boy routine for 90 minutes. Deck the Halls is one of your classic Christmas movies, where two antagonists attempt to one-up each other in a worsening series of illegal grade crimes. From incest and arson to fraud and manslaughter, we've got everything you need to fill those Christmas stockings. Music...

It's the time of year for our first very...Christmassy...movie. You better watch out and you better not cry as we chronicle the life and crimes of New York's Most Wanted: Buddy the Elf. Music created by Jack Parsons. Follow us on Twitter and check out our YouTube channel .  

Come on and slam, with Evan, Carl and Sam! This week we're donning our Air Jordans®, and crashing our way through the tarmac of time, all the way down to the hell of 1996. Come along for the ride to find out if Space Jam is as great as you remember, or as spectacularly awful as that time Michael Jordan tried Baseball...  Music created by Jack Parsons. Follow us on Twitter and check out our YouTube...

7 years of off-screen training has made Ying Ko (aka Lamont Cranston, aka The Shadow) a superhero that New York city desperately needs. Endowed with a nose of bestial proportions and equipped with the ability to turn invisible, as long as no one is looking, nobody can stop him from enslaving the city. But his enemy and equal, Shiwan Khan (heir of Genghis Khan) [yes this movie requires multiple set...

This week, Evan will put his movie knowledge to the test against a mystery guest (you know, because Sam said he'd be away this week and why would he lie?...) in the first ever So You Think You Know About Those Movies We Watched, Do You? Music created by Jack Parsons. Follow us on Twitter and check out our YouTube channel. 

Get your seatbelt on and keep my wife's name out of your mouth because we're hitting that red button and blasting off into Men in Black! After we're done traversing the twists and turns and trivia and necrophilia you'll be begging for a hit of that Neuralyzer to wipe your memory so you can listen all over again.  Music created by Jack Parsons. Follow us on Twitter and check out our YouTube channel...

Rary Rane Is A Ran In A Rask! That's right, we're rounding off Spoopy Season with the live action Scooby Doo movie from 2002. Expect nothing less than a full defence of this magnum opus against the Scooby Doo evangelists. But, save some room for a theory that Velma isn't the smart one, a ponderance of the popularity of Arnuki Beasts, and an appreciation of Scrappy Doo's ability to run a successful...

Join us on episode 28 of our movie murder spree (That's 16 more than Starkweather!) following the adventures of Stanley Knife and the Ghoul Gang as they try to prove the innocence of poor, innocent serial killer's accomplice Innocent Patricia in The Frighteners (1996). Music created by Jack Parsons. Follow us on Twitter and check out our YouTube channel .

Hey, you there! The kid staring at the clouds! Take this glowing green pill and strap in for a confusing and disorienting journey to New York. Let's just hope we don't run into any pirates, or rhinos, or worst of all... Brooklynites! For the fourth instalment of spoopy season, we're reviewing the Roald Dahl/Tim Burton classic, James and the Giant Peach. Music created by Jack Parsons. Follow us on...

Hello, dear listener. This week we offer you one of two pills, upon the first is written STAY AWAKE, on the second is GO TO SLEEP. Which you take will decide your fate, as we plunge into A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984). That's right! Freddy Krueger joins us for part 3 of our spoopy slash-athon, so turn off the lights, pull up the covers and lube up your ears. Music created by Jack Parsons. Follow...

Join us in episode 2 of Spoopy Season, where the only thing funnier than the jokes is the funny, funny shoes. This week we are trudging through the poop and goop of Guillermo Del Toro's 1997 classic(?) Mimic. Music created by Jack Parsons. Follow us on Twitter and check out our YouTube channel .