Shit Talk Reviews

Judas Priest is back! (But did they ever really leave? No, they didn't...) The new album is solid so the fellas had to chat about it. Join the idiots for some Priestly conversation. David J sits in the dark, Derek is fully tomatoed and John admits his shortcomings when it comes to heritage metal. Hit up the STR website at https://www.shittalkreviews.com for all the reviews, podcasts, intervie...

This time around John, Derek "Ackbar" Showerhead and David J get into the latest offering from Ministry: Hopiumforthemasses. All of the guys were excited to chat about this album because, well, it's Ministry. (It's hard to go wrong with Al...) Grab some snacky cakes, a tasty beverage and settle in.  Swing by https://www.shittalkreviews.com for all the podcasts, written reviews...

The guys cop a squat and chat about the killer new release from Lord Dying - Clandestine Transcendence. The doom/sludge/metal outfit have graced us all with a monster album that scratches all kinds of itches. Be sure to drop by https://www.shittalkreviews.com to see all the podcasts, reviews, merch drops and instructions on how to drift your grandma's Dodge Dart. #lorddying #clandestinetransc...

The guys were excited to sit down and talk about the latest EP from Alluvial: Death Is But A Door. (Well, initially only John was fired up, but he managed to drag Derek and David J into his fandom for the band...) The newest album from the Atlanta quartet is another amazing release and continues down the same road that was set by the previous two releases. Plop down into your favorite chair, grab...

The fellas stepped back to 2007 to talk about the 2023 reissue of A Day To Remember’s album For Those Who Have Heart. David J espouses his love for Blink 182, Derek espouses his love for Dark Souls and John stays non-committal, outside of his love for Alluvial. Swing by https://www.shittalkreviews.com to check out all the reviews, podcasts and you can pick up a few stickers from the new drop. #def...

Happy New Year everybody! The dimwitted nimrods are kicking off 2024 with a swim in the Italian doom scene with a chat about Witchsnake’s new release Deathcult Of The Snake. Hang around for a bit as Derek grades David J’s grading, John hoards blackmail fodder and David J sports a sporty hat that’s of a sporting variety.   Oh yeah, somehow, someway, the guys managed to keep the STR website up! Chec...

All the lists are up, the fighting has finally ended and all the blood has been mopped up. What does that REALLY mean? That it’s time to squish all the guys’ lists together into one big ‘ole master Top 10 Heavy Albums of 2023! Needless to say, as David J is at the center of the universe and everything revolves around him, he believes that all of his choices for album of the year are the right ones...

It's John's week to educate Derek and David J on which albums made the Top 10 list for 2023. (Spoiler Alert: Apparently there are headbutts incoming for John...)  Be sure to tune in next week for the knock-down, drag out, free for all as the idiots fight each other for the ultimate album of the 2023! In the meantime, head on over to https://www.shittalkreviews.com to check out all the re...

It's a tall pile of heavy albums this week! Strap in as the Shit Talk Reviews knuckleheads walk through Derek's Top 10 Heavy Metal Albums of 2023. Does David J call every single albums on Derek's list? Only time will tell. Grab yourself a tasty beverage and join the fellas as Derek waxes ecstatic over 2023's best heavy albums. Put on your showshoes and trek on over to www.https...

Since we're nearing the end of the year we're starting up the tanks and troop carriers and rolling into battle! What could these three buffoons have to fight about? Why, the best album of the year, of course. The (and we use this term lightly) brain trust are each taking turns with their top 10 albums of the year with David J taking the lead. He snatched up his grandma's purple read...

 The Shit Talk guys had a great conversation with the talented Igor Amadeus Cavalera. Igor is a talented guitar and bass player, vocalist, songwriter author, outdoor enthusiast and all-around socially conscious fella. Growing up in a hugely musical family, Igor was predisposed to the industry at an early age and latched right on. He’s a great cat and the guys had a great time getting to know what...

Ministry dropped their new single Just Stop Oil last night, so the guys had to talk about it, because, well, MINISTRY!! If you’re a Ministry fan, there’s not much to say because just about all Ministry is good Ministry. If you’re not familiar with the band, then settle in for a few minutes with the STR jackasses and get their thoughts.   The giveaways are starting to stack up over at https://www.s...

The fellas sit down for a chat with guitarist and song writer Dan Lorenzo. Some of Dan's numerous projects include Hades, Non Fiction, Cassius King, Vessel Of Light and most recently the powerhouse collaborative Patriarchs In Black. The New Jersey native talks all things music, his personal history, his thoughts on singles versus albums and a slew of other topics.  Swing by https://www.shitta...

 It’s all about 3TEETH as the Halloweenies talk ENDEX, the lastest offering from the L.A. based industrial metal band. Have a watch or a listen as the guys get into it and discuss not only the album, but breeze by a few classic horror flicks, David’s wardrobe, Derek’s pythons and John’s Mick Gordon fandom.    Hit up https://lsems.gravityzone.bitdefender.com/scan/aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuc2hpdHRhbGtyZXZpZXd...

The STR crew had the great pleasure of sitting down for a chat with Trevor Phipps, the incredibly thoughtful vocalist from the powerhouse metalcore band UNEARTH. Trevor shares some of his thoughts on family, the environment and being a warrior for metal.    UNEARTH will be on the road in Europe in November 2023. If you have the chance to see a show, don’t miss it! Check out the band’s website at h...

 This time around the Sh!t Talk malcontents talk the new album from Patriarchs In Black. The P.I.B. duo, powered by Dan Lorenzo and Johnny Kelly, brought another great album that's loaded with a great roster of guest artists.  Be sure to drop by https://www.shittalkreviews.com to see all the podcasts, written reviews and links to music by all the bands that the STR buffoons talk about. If you...

Do you dig progressive metal, loaded with top-rate compositions, killer performances and amazing production? Of course you do. Fall into your favorite chair and hang with the Sh!t Talk yahoos as they get into War Of Being, the latest album from Tesseract. We also learn that David is a part time Ninja Turtle, Derek has to fight for any opportunity to speak and that John can hardly contain his fanat...

Judas Priest dropped a new single on us, so the feeble Sh!t Talk Reviews brain trust sat down for a podcast quickie to review it! They also circled around a few upcoming interviews and mused about 80s movies and what masks they should wear. Next time you're out on the highway of interwebs, get off at exit 174 and drop by https://www.shittalkreviews.com for a slew of music reviews, podcasts, i...

  RAMBLE WARNING! This time around, the morons (under the guise of having been busy,) aren’t talking about an album. After some time on the road the Sh!t Talk chuckleheads ramble on (ad nauseum) about their trip to New England, the astonishing Boston tour guide that is Keith Bennett and a killer show at The Paradise Rock Club (Death Ray Vision, Incite, Exhumed and Cavalera Conspiracy.) A great sho...

This week the buffoons sat down to talk about Everywhere, Everything, the latest album from Polar. Some tough questions were raised during this convo: Will Dave get naked and spoon with Derek? Will Derek make a deposit in David's tailpipe? Will John run screaming from all of it?  Don't forget, the morons have a website now. They think it's the greatest thing since sliced bread. (Let...

2023 marks the 50th anniversary of arguably one of the greatest albums of all time: Pink Floyd's Dark Side Of The Moon. The Sh!t Talk idiots just had to take a minute (or 34) to talk about this incredible piece of music. Not that there are too many folks who've been alive for more than 15 minutes who haven't heard it, but it's such an amazing album that they wanted to give it e...

 Do you like the death metal? Are you down with horror-styled, crushing, heavy music? Then settle in with the guys as they talk about the Celestial Sanctuary's latest album Insatiable Thirst For Torment. They get into all aspects of the record and also conquer some heavy-hitting topics: Will Derek make it home before he loses his innards? Will David's love for Wolfie preclude him ever li...

The Sh!t Talk team had the pleasure of virtually sitting down with the brainchild of OneFromTheNorth: the one and only McKeenan. The guys pick his brain about living in the land of the Midnight Sun, bringing contrasting musical genres together and which NFL team has the most "metal" team logo.  Be sure to swing by the STR website at https://www.shittalkreviews.com for additional OneFromT...

It's all about Filter this week as the guys talk about The Algorithm. Richard Patrick is back at it with a new record and because it's Filter, they just had to talk about it.  Tune in to see if David did any research on this album, if Derek yearns for his college days in the back of an F-150 and if John can keep his extremities attached to his torso. (Hint - He cannot.) Be sure to swing...

The guys were psyched to get to have a chat with bassist and singer Joe Nally, the frontman for the UK trio URNE. Joe dropped right into the Shit Talk dynamic and immediately started taking shots at the guys. IT WAS GLORIOUS. Joe talks family, passion, heartbreak and his musical history as they talk all things A Feast On Sorrow. Be sure to drop by www.shittalkreviews.com for all things STR; writte...