SEX ARCHIE

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 119: Skip, Hop, and Thump! by Ariana Jackson; directed by Ronald Paul Richard What could be more 1955 than a sock hop. And what could be more Riverdale than greaser extortion, repressed homosexuality, and relitigating comic industry history.

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 118: Don't Worry Darling by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa & Danielle Iman; directed by Ronald Paul Richard What's old is new again, and it's really old so it must be really new. Toni, Tabitha, and Betty try to start a hard conversation. Cheryl picks a nemesis. Jughead tries to bring us back to the future.

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 117: Night of the Comet by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa & Aaron Allen; directed by Gabriel Correa The most bizarre season of Riverdale ends the only way it could: quietly, with a measure of closure for every important relationship. But that leaves just enough time for one last grab at a viral headline with months to figure ou...

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 116: The Stand by Danielle Iman & Evan Kyle; directed by Cierra "SHOOTER" Glaudé This description could be five thousand words and not come close to summing up what happens in this episode. Percival dies I guess? But damn, the way they get there.

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 115: Return to Rivervale by Ted Sullivan & Devon Turner; directed by Anna Kerrigan The walls between worlds crash down as three Jugheads find the leaks between. But it is the eve of war, and the first strikes have hit home. That's what these descriptions would be like if this were a serious show.

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 114: The Witches of Riverdale by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa & Chrissy Maroon; directed by Alex Sanjiv Pillai A lot of people died and there's only one way to fix it: a crossover! Sabrina tries to help out while everyone is just real depressed.

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 113: Biblical by Janine Salinas Schoenberg & Brian E. Paterson; directed by Ronald Paul Richard It's the wedding day! And once again, Percival does a series of spells to attack our former teens. But Veronica does far more damage.

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 112: American Psychos by Tessa Leigh Williams & Greg Murray; directed by Gabriel Correa Archie and Betty's relationship is strengthened through strain. Cheryl and Heather become official. TBK dies. Did I mention this was a musical? I shouldn't have.

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 111: Blue Collar by James DeWille & Arabella Anderson; directed by Tara Dafoe The fight against Percival is recontextualized as a fight for labor rights as Riverdale's weirdest season continues to simultaneously be its most normal.

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 110: Things That Go Bump in the Night by Gigi Swift & Ryan Terrebonne; directed by Gabriel Correa Percival officially has a plan, and it depends on ghostbusting. Veronica has a plan and it depends on Jughead. Fangs thinks he has a plan but who really could say.

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 109: Venomous by Tessa Leigh Williams; directed by Lisa Soper Sometimes these descriptions list the different subplots separately but this week they're all connected? They just hang out like friends? Is that allowed!?!?

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 108: Ex-Libris by Aaron Allen; directed by Ruba Nadda This week, Percival Pickens collects various significant props to lay curses on their owners, except for all the exceptions.

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 107: Into the Fog by Chrissy Maroon; directed by Jeff Woolnough We all know fog can be creepy, but what if it was dangerous? It isn't. But what if? Why, that would be the perfect time to have characters just talk about stuff for a while.

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 106: Angels in America by Evan Kyle; directed by Claudia Yarmy Five years ago, when this show started, we all knew this is where it was headed: a time traveler would use the holy grail to prevent Martin Luther King Jr's assassination.

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 105: Folk Heroes by Devon Turner; directed by Gabriel Correa Having eliminated the powerless, Percival sets his sights on Riverdale's powerful

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 104: The Serpent Queen's Gambit by Danielle Iman; directed by Antonio Negret Riverdale bears its soul as all pretense of narrative is relegated to B-plots, and the main course is just moment after moment of madness. There's no way they have a Tuna warehouse, this is our limit.

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 103: The Town by Brian E. Paterson; directed by Rob Seidenglanz Riverdale is threatened by the most fiendish villain yet: a guy who says everything your neighbors say on Facebook but with a fancy accent. Also he can control minds.

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 102: Death at a Funeral by Ted Sullivan; directed by Tara Dafoe Riverdale continues to hold its Rivervale tinge as our superpowered trio learn more about themselves and Abigail begins her 21st century life. Veronica has a plot too but it isn't magical, just mob stuff and feelings.

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 101: Unbelievable; written and directed by James DeWille Season 6 begins for the second time, right where we left off twice before! Everything that's new is new again as Cheryl rediscovers her sorcery, and everyone pools together to get rid of Hiram for once and for all, for the second time this week!

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 100: The Jughead Paradox by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa; directed by Gabriel Correa What if Rivervale mattered even less than we thought? But also; far, far more than we thought? What if there was a dump truck of easter eggs and tributes, but it still wasn't enough? What if Imagination was a real, tangible thing and Riverdal...

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 99: The Witching Hour(s) by Arabella Anderson; directed by James DeWille Cheryl is so self-centered even a story about her ancestors was about her all along. And with her as the A and B plots, the Sabrina appearance this whole miniseries was sold on is less than a C plot. Still, Nana Rose supremacy.

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 98: Mr. Cypher by Greg Murray; directed by Jeff Woolnough Plenty of evil has come through town, but now it's Old Scratch himself. The Adversary, The Prince of Darkness, The Accuser, now known as the guy who got his ass kicked by Pop Tate. (Also Reggie dies in this one)

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 97: Ghost Stories by Janine Salinas Schoenberg; directed by Gabriel Correa Rivervale continues into its second week, and the once-unified story has split into unrelated tracks. We got good ghosts, bad ghosts, hot ghosts, and sad ghosts. Busting makes Reggie feel good.

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 96: Welcome to Rivervale by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa; directed by Gabriel Correa Season 6 picks up exactly where season 5 didn't leave off. It's a whole different town! We learn about these new versions of familiar faces as Cheryl makes their dreams come true, and Archie doesn't live to see the end credits.

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 95: RIVERDALE: RIP(?)by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa & Greg Murray; directed by Gabriel Correa It's the last episode of season 5 and we wont be back for a whole... month. But it certainly is an ending, except for all the parts that feel like a beginning. Just like the town of Riverdale is whole again, except for all the chunk...