Sass N Sips

text us if... "I know they're lying. I know it. Sooner or later, their people are gonna come back for them, and when they do, we'll be waiting for them." - Jack Shephard In this episode:  Island restraining orders, double standards, and sexy man features In other news, recording while hungover is not recommended. Original episode air date 05/01/2008 Please note our modified sum...

text us if... "I stole her as a baby from an insane woman. She's a pawn. Nothing more. She means nothing to me." - Ben Linus In this episode:  Ben love, spy sidekick for hire, and more Wizard of Oz references In other news, can someone remind us why we were talking about Tunisia??? Original episode air date 04/24/2008 Please note our modified summer schedule Support the show Take ou...

text us if... "I'm here to die." - Michael Dawson In this episode:  face acting, Wile E. Coyote's leftovers, prizes, and "SCIENCE!" In other news, Lisa is sneaky sneaky, but if you catch it don't tell Agnes ;) Original episode air date 03/20/2008 Please note our modified summer schedule Support the show Take our listener survey   The views expressed by our guests...

text us if... "Uh, Sun teach me... Uh, Sawyer, too. Sun, is... better.." - Jin Kwon In this episode:  beat downs, tattletales, and childbirth voyeurism In other news, Lisa should've said American History X and Agnes actually praises something Lost does Original episode air date 03/13/2008 Please note our modified summer schedule Support the show Take our listener survey   The views...

text us if... "It's very stressful being an Other, Jack." - Juliet Burke In this episode:  the most useful lostie, gaslighting, and hero complexes In other news, we're both surprised at Kate! Original episode air date 03/06/2008 Please note our modified summer schedule Support the show Take our listener survey   The views expressed by our guests may not reflect the views of Sas...

text us if... "I won't call... for eight years. December 24, 2004. Christmas Eve. I promise. Please, Pen" - Desmond Hume In this episode:  x-rated party themes, new friends, and a love story so special In other news, Lost is not so lost on Agnes anymore! Original episode air date 02/28/2008 Please note our modified summer schedule Support the show Take our listener survey   The view...

text us if... "You know, Jack, I've heard you say that story so many times, I'm starting to think you believe it." - Kate Austen In this episode:  motherhood is not cake, unrefined palates, and who's hot In other news, Agnes is confusion Original episode air date 02/21/2008 Please note our modified summer schedule Support the show Take our listener survey   The views expre...

text us if... "[ to Locke about Ben ] Forgive me, but the day I start trusting him is the day I would've sold my soul." - Sayid Jarrah In this episode:  GI Joe comparisons, podcast content for years, & a hair review In other news, Lisa is not the only one who bleeds Yankee blue Original episode air date 02/14/2008 Please note our modified summer schedule Support the show Take ou...

text us if... "The light... it's strange out here, isn't it? It's kind of like, it doesn't, it doesn't scatter quite right." - Daniel Faraday In this episode:  scammy ghostbusters, parallelogram universes, & other nonsense In other news, we get more wacky and actually not so wacky theories from Agnes Original episode air date 02/07/2008 Please note our modifi...

text us if... Warning - this episode contains language that may be disturbing to some. "For your information, miss high-and-mighty: this is life! People have crises, they push each other's buttons, they inflict pain on one another, and once in a f*cking blue moon they bring out the best in each other. But mostly they bring out the worst." - Margaret Chenowith In this episode: kitty...

text us if... "No need to freak out? I'm trying to buy some jerky and a Slushy, and suddenly you're standing there over by the Ho Hos. You're dead. What do you expect me to do?" - Hugo "Hurley" Reyes In this episode:  ugly crying, Gen-Xisms, & horny countries In other news, Agnes finds being a genius to be frustrating Original episode air date 01/31/2008 Plea...

text us if... "This whole concept of Mom self-actualizing is making me nauseous." - Claire Fisher In this episode:  eerie premonitions, BS last words, casket buffets, & dirty body parts In other news, this episode has been brought to you by the Letter "S" Original episode air date 3/17/02 http://Pourontheglitz.com https://secure.donorschoose.org/profile/teacher-stats.html?t...

text us if... "Y'all didn't put rat poison on in here, did ya?" - Mitzi Dalton Huntley In this episode:  toddler alcoholics, birth control kids, and frye = eww In other news, listen in for Lisa to put her foot down and her new promo! whateverhappenedpodcast.com Original episode air date 03/10/2002 instagram.com/sweetbakeswi https://haloinc.org/ Please note our modified summer s...

text us if... "All that lives, lives forever. Only the shell, the perishable, passes away. The spirit is without end, eternal, deathless..." - Nate's dream In this episode:  awkward self help books, womanhood woes, big cosmic mysteries, and a tiny psych lesson. In other news, we announce our new "do good mission" visit 4littlepaws.org for more info on the animal rescue we...

text us if... "To make life important. None of us know how long we've got. Which is why we have to make each day matter." - Nate In this episode:  beer cow, gadflies, and another church scandal In other news, listen in for Brit's big news! Original episode air date 08/19/2001 Please note our modified summer schedule Support the show Take our listener survey   The views expresse...

text us if... “I may not dress like Jackie Kennedy, but I have sex with men." - David In this episode:  ghosts, children are not chickens, & teenage BS In other news, please check out Brit’s Amazon wishlist for her classroom https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/TT198X7DFMCQ?ref_=wl_share Original episode air date 08/19/2001 Please note our modified summer schedule Support the show Take o...

text us if... “You’re going to have to face him sometime" - Nate In this episode:  Hiatus overview, new content teaser, and side quests In other news, please check out Brit’s Amazon wishlist for her classroom https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/TT198X7DFMCQ?ref_=wl_share Original episode air date 08/05/2001 Please note our modified summer schedule Support the show Take our listener survey  ...

text us if... "I've never worked in a funeral home that was more depressing." - Angela In this episode:  piss pictures, one hour orgasms, and death threats at funny little restaurants... In other news, please check out Brit’s Amazon wishlist for her classroom https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/TT198X7DFMCQ?ref_=wl_share Original episode air date 08/05/2001 Please note our modifie...

text us if... "You certainly took your sweet time getting here" - Nathaniel Sr. In this episode:  coward flowers, fake anniversaries, funny cars, and traveling family drugs. In other news, please check out Brit’s Amazon wishlist for her classroom https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/TT198X7DFMCQ?ref_=wl_share Original episode air date 07/29/2001 Please note our modified summer schedule...

text us if... "When we used to play GI Joes he always wanted to give his a shower” - Nate In this episode:  muffcakes, smashface, and a nude Australian! In other news, scheduling updates and new show features! Original episode air date 07/22/2001 Please note our modified summer schedule Support the show Take our listener survey   The views expressed by our guests may not reflect the views of...

text us if... "What, you think I f*cked my brother?" - Brenda In this episode:  Brit's teacher voice, hallucinations, and another awkward dinner! In other news, have you checked out the Patreon pre-show? Original episode air date 07/15/2001 Please note our modified summer schedule Support the show Take our listener survey   The views expressed by our guests may not reflect the views...

text us if... "Lady, l can see it from here. And l'm blind AND deaf. You need to get yourself laid." - Mr. Jones In this episode:  Adnan Syed update, miming, flip floppy ladies, and sex red In other news, check out the Patreon Pre-show for lots of weird stuff! Original episode air date 07/08/2001 Please note our modified summer schedule Support the show Take our listener survey   Th...

text us if... "I know stealing a foot is weird. But, hello, living in a house where a foot is available to be stolen is weird.." - Claire Fisher In this episode:  Jeremy Sisto talk, lots of TV tangents in the beginning, liars, books, and more liars! Please note our modified summer schedule Support the show Take our listener survey   The views expressed by our guests may not reflect the v...

text us if... "Not quite as Addams Family as I'd expected." - Brenda Chenowith In this episode:  a drinking game to send you to the hospital and some LOST spoilers at the end of the episode. In other news, check out the Patreon Pre-show, now cheaper than gum! Original episode air date 06/24/2001 Please note our modified summer schedule Support the show Take our listener survey   The...

text us if... "You wake up one day and your baby's stolen a foot. Where have I been?" - Ruth Fisher In this episode:  bougie wine?, more eating disorders, and nasty couches In other news, check out the Patreon Pre-show for  neighbor updates & deets on Brit's newest addition to her family! Please note our modified summer schedule Support the show Take our listener survey   T...