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text us if... *WARNING* Minor spoilers ahead 1:08:15-1:08:50 1:19:00-1:20:18 1:28:02-1:29:20 "You have only three choices: run, hide... or die" - Danielle Rousseau Original air date(s) 5/18/05 & 5/25/05 In this episode: childish federal marshals, quirks for glasses, the black rock, and island farts. In other news, Lisa gives Agnes better trivia with minor spoilers and she has her min...

text us if... We are celebrating the completion of LOST season 1 by giving away amazon gift cards to a few lucky fans. Check us out at Instagram @sass.n.sips for full details! Thank you everyone for a great first season. Looking forward to many more with you! -Agnes & Lisa <3 Support the show Take our listener survey   The views expressed by our guests may not reflect the views of Sass n Si...

text us if... "Hey Sawyer; I want your spot, I'll get your spot" - Kate Austen A secret from Kate's past is revealed. Original air date 5/11/05 In this episode: Our favorite diamond, a mysterious letter, a long lost love, should Locke kick Jack's a**, and a few more pieces of Kate's puzzle? In other news this episode turns Agnes into a red string conspiracy theorist a...

text us if... "I did it because I sensed you might be our best hope in surviving here, but I don't forgive what you did, and I certainly don't trust you, and now you're going to take me to the hatch." - Sayid Jarrah After burying one of their own, tempers flare as the castaways grow suspicious towards each other. Original air date 5/4/05 Happy Star Wars Day! In this episod...

text us if... "Veins are like a wet noodle. First you have to find one. Then you have to pierce it with  a hollow needle. I have bamboo!" - Jack Shephard Claire goes into labor while Jack tends to a badly injured Boone. Original air date 4/6/05 In this episode: whatever happens on the island stays on the island, business transactions between married couples, Al Bundy is the best TV dad,...

text us if... "It was a dream, but it was the most real thing I've ever experienced." - John Locke Original episode air date: 3/30/05 In this episode: Boone is still a whiny baby, Gods everywhere, and quarantine tangents Agnes gets up to about 96 degree. Lisa still thinks it's not enough. We are still asking listeners to send in their "never have I ever" submissions a...

text us if... "Okay, that thing in the woods: maybe it's a monster, maybe it's a pissed-off giraffe! I don't know! The fact that no one is even looking for us, yeah, that's weird, but I just go along with it, because I'm along for the ride! Good old fun-time Hurley! Well guess what? Now, I want some friggin' answers!" - Hurley Original episode air date: 3/2/...

text us if... Quarantine got us making new friends! In this episode: Agnes and Lisa chat with Julz and Michelle AKA the ladies from the JAM podcast. Head on over to their podcast at https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jam/id1497371523 to hear the second part of the conversation. Follow them on Instagram @Julzandmichellepodcast Please note our modified summer schedule Support the show Take our li...

text us if... Original episode air date: 2/23/05 In this episode: Jin's first english word, a decent dad, and way too many "that's what she saids". In other news, we really amp up the sipping while trying to out sexual innuendo the other which really only ends in us drinking too much. That's what she said. Please note our modified summer schedule Support the show Take our...

text us if... "Thank you, boar expert" - James 'Sawyer' Ford Original episode air date: 2/16/05 In this episode: Being triggered before it was a thing, Sawyer screws up a shooting (again), killing it with science, better boar communication skills, and a real character crossover! In other news, Lisa was dealing with severe allergies and absolutely hates her voice in this episode...

text us if... "You call yourselves ladies - Jane Austen would be ashamed!" - Charlie Pace Original episode air date: 2/9/05 In this episode: Do blonde's really have more fun?, tv show tangents, dropping panties, and the return of the make believe peanut butter. In other news, Lisa has trouble remember the simple things and dehydration makes Agnes silly. Or maybe it's the beer....

text us if... "Am I being punished?" - Walter Lloyd In this episode: Terrible dog accessories, Michael still needs to grow up, and kids can be brats. Agnes blames math for her slow rise with degrees. Please note our modified summer schedule Support the show Take our listener survey   The views expressed by our guests may not reflect the views of Sass n Sips. Check out Spreadshop ! http:/...

text us if... "We're not going to stare at this thing for four months, are we?" - Boone Carlyle Original episode air date: 1/12/05 In this episode: We are drinking and talking about non alcoholic alcohol, the worst sex scene, wonky thoughts, and more. In other news, Agnes moves up 1 pitiful f*^%ing degree and serenades you. Again. Lisa forgets words and wants to be Agnes. Please not...

text us if... "It belong to the man I killed." - Kate Austen Original episode air date: 1/5/05 In this episode: Kate and Sawyer give Tom and Jerry vibes, Claire is forgotten, and a Haliburton case deep dive. In other news, Agnes is working on her coffee table table book (like Kate's alias) and will serenade you and Lisa has the munchies. Please note our modified summer schedule Supp...

text us if... "If you do not stop following me, I will kill one of them." - Ethan Rom Original episode air date: 12/8/2004 In this episode: Recording with a teenager (who knows everything), box companies that teach weather forecasting, The Office tangents, tidbits of daddy info, Jack gets used, Locke feels... something, and everyone except Agnes has feelings. In other news, Agnes is moti...

text us if... "What's Happening" - Claire Littleton Original episode air date: 12/1/2004 In this episode: Agnes moves from 30 degrees up to 90, Agnes and Boone need a coquito break, an "other man", & a lesson on peer pressure. In other news, Agnes needs a new stove for all the info Lisa asked her to keep on the back burner and Lisa gets a new name from Agnes. Please no...

text us if... "You will find me in the next life if not in this one" - Sayid (by way of Nadia) Original episode air date: 11/17/04 In this episode: Sayid gets dealt a massive dose of karma, electricity, Michael needs to be a better dad,  the 1st (and hopefully only) island open, holiding on to the past, & new characters! Agnes is starting to *finally* get hooked and now has so many q...

text us if... "Baby I am tied to a tree in the jungle of mystery..." - Sawyer Original air date- 11/17/04 This episode: Sayid takes one for the team, breathing is determined to be cool, more island magic, hygiene & taboo female topics, the difference between a mental ass and a physical ass, and current favorite characters. In other news... Lisa like to live on the edge and Agnes is i...

text us if... "You all everybody"- Charlie Pace Original air date 11/3/04 In this episode: We dive into Charlie's character and discuss how a band=validation, Shannon messes with Boone and Agnes approves, redemption stories, scaly skin & clean butts. For Agnes, half asleep means fun and she may or may not be being kept hostage in Lisa's closet. Please stay tuned for our nex...

text us if... We welcome all feedback. Questions? Comments? Criticism? Equipment recommendations? You can leave us a message at (732) 595-2922 or email us at Sass.n.sips@gmail.com We are [very] new to podcasting so we appreciate you all giving us a shot. Support the show Take our listener survey   The views expressed by our guests may not reflect the views of Sass n Sips. Check out Spreadshop ! ht...

text us if... "Our very own Adam and Eve" - John Locke Original episode air date 10/27/04 In this episode: Sayid needs coquito but is allowed to live, Sun has a backbone, Agnes plays pretend, and Lisa recalls an adventure with a box. In other news, Agnes is proven wrong (by herself) and thinks about a future selling coconuts and Lisa is a punk when it comes to bugs. Did we mention that C...

text us if... Agnes noticed that there was an issue with not all of our episodes being available to stream/download. We are pretty sure we have fixed the issue but please let us know if you are having any issues. Support the show Take our listener survey   The views expressed by our guests may not reflect the views of Sass n Sips. Check out Spreadshop ! http://arthemisclothing.ca - Use SASSPOD for...

text us if... "A leader can't lead until he knows where he's going." - John Locke Original air date 10/20/04 In this episode: What Libras believe in, heart attacks as payback, sad mortality reality, the difference between gazing up & staring down, ghosts solving problems, & Charlie is in a band. Agnes speculates about what terrible thing Jack did and Lisa is just plain...

text us if... We talk theories on the monster and pose the question: "What does a monster want?" But on a very serious note: The crisis in Australia is absolutely heartbreaking. Fueled by record heat due to the global climate crisis, several animal species are now endangerof extinction. The fires are estimated to have killed more than 20 people, burned 1400 homes to the ground, 12 millio...

text us if... "Locke... His name is John Locke" - Michael Dawson Original episode air date 10/13/04 Walkabout is the 4th episode in the first season but is our 3rd episode. In this Episode: Are you ready for Viking burial premonitions, ninja knife skills, disrespectful boars, & bacon praise? The focus is on John Locke so Agnes is happier than a pig in… well you know. She ponders the...