Ruben: Uncut

In this episode Ruben goes on a rant about the movie If and what a mess it is. Plus you know just the opportunity to dunk John Krasinski. Is it a movie for Kids? Sure. is that an excuse to be bad? no it is not.

In this episode Ruben gives a short (by this podcasts standards) review for George Millers stunning new epic, Furiosa. a piece of cinema if I ever saw one. A film starring Any Taylor Joy and Chris Hemsworth.

In this episode Ruben and his pal Gato a skeptical of Hulk Hogan's new religious journey. That right Hulkamaniacs Hulk Hogan claims to have found Christ. But should we believe a man with such a long history of lies? this version has not been butchered by the censors at youtube.

In this Episode Ruben Gives his thoughts and some statistics on going to college or a trade school. Which should you choose? Well there are no simple answers. How does it all tie into capitalism? Do you want a job more or knowledge? tune in to get a general idea of what might be right for you.

In this Episode Ruben talks about recent findings on cave people but also why the Paleo diet is a ridiculous scam of a fad diet based on nothing but vibes and bad data. Were Cavemen vegan? Definitely some of them. Will Ruben also make some over generalizations? oh for sure. Will he struggle to pronounce a bunch names and science stuff? at least some of you are here for that. Do you eat like a cave...

In this episode Ruben explains why women would rather be in the woods with a bear than a man, using statistics but also using the movies Barbarian and deliverance as examples. So tune in to get some knowledge about bears and movie based analysis.

In this episode Ruben gives his disappointing takes on the new movie a boy kills world (Starring Bill Skarsgard) a film that hopes its quirky Gimmicks will distract you from how little it has to offer besides kick ass martial arts violence.

In this episode Ruben takes a quiz that supposedly will tell him what kind of man he is. Tune into to hear Ruben's frustration with how impossibly stupid online quizzes are.

In this Episode Ruben Gices his thoughts on the Movies Godzilla x Kong: New Empire, Alex Garland's Civil War, and Dev Patel's Monkey Man. So mostly pulse pounding action is what we're talking about, but also dope trans representation and any opportunity Ruben can take to shit on Paul Greengrass.

In this Episode Ruben goes over the strangely uplifting story of Norma Stitz who has the worlds largest natural breasts, but also the sad story of Lolo Ferrari, The truth about Sheyla Hershey's obvious body dysmorphia. Plus Zeni Zounds the Trans woman who is willing to give up playing the guitar to have super huge boobs.

Ruben take another dishonest and disingenuous PragerU quiz. So tune in to check out Ruben answer dumb slanted questions that PragerU thinks make a point, but it's all really just propaganda.

It's finally here the grand Finale in the journey of going through Gene Simmons lyrics. What have we learned? is Gene Simmons the worlds worst lyricists? Did he ever get over Cher? Did their music get better when they put the make up back on? Was gene still writing creepy songs about banging teenagers? Tune in to find out.

In this episode Ruben and his buddy Gato take a look at the lyric Gene Simmons from KISS. In this installment Ruben and Gato take look at all the songs Gene wrote between 1980 to 1987. How bad are they? it's the 80's people so pretty bad and Gene can't even blame cocaine.

In this installment of I shouldn't have to say this Ruben goes over his discovery of the Sigma Male community's idolization of Patrick Bateman. The psycho from American Psycho. Yeah. So tune in to hear Ruben break down the truth about Patrick Bateman how pathetic he is and why you shouldn’t be basing anything of off him at all.

In this special easter Episode of Ruben: Uncut Ruben gets together virtually with his friend and actor Dean Coutris to discuss and rank every Indiana Jones Movie From Raiders of the lost Ark to Dial of Destiny. What movies hold up and which one don't? is Kingdom of The Crystal Skulls over hated? Who’s the worst side kick? all that and much much more.

In this episode Ruben gives his thoughts after watching both the original Road House (for the first time i might ad) and now he has a lot to say about what makes the original Dalton character so great and interesting and how the new movie seems to miss everything worthwhile about the character at least on a deep level.

Tune in for Rubens thoughts on Ghostbusters Frozen Empire. But also how it com[ares to Ghost Busters After Life. Ruben has complaints with the pedestrian plotting but has to admit busting makes him feel good.

In this epic episode Ruben reacts to Elon Musks being interviewed by Don Lemon. Turns out Elon doesn't actually understand a great many things included but not limited to: What woke means, American History, Immigration and how it will effect politics, great replacement theory, racism, the market, business, advertising, trans rights, ethics, and the fact that if you imply you are making a flyin...

Ruben reacts to Daily Wire's new trailer for their movie Snow White and The Evil Queen. Will it be good? Can Brett Cooper act? Will it own the libs? Will this cynical bid at earning money through conservative counter culture narratives succeed ? Who knows? Tune in for some of that but also to hear Ruben talk about how unwoke the remake of the Little Mermaid actually was.

In this episode Ruben goes over 2 thing. Congress being called by literal crying children trying to save tik tok and the absurd way the right thinks the left feels about beauty standards and their weird belief that Sydney Sweeney's awesome boobage has ended wokeness? it's crazy but it does involve boobs.

In this episode, thanks to the extensive research of Ruben's friend Gato, we take look at the lyrics of Gene Simmons from KISS. and yes the the lyrics are as stupid as you think.

In this episode Ruben Reacts to Ben Shapiro’s Dune Reviews. It's a very interesting example of someone side stepping the clear implications of a stories meaning. But het at least it's a movie he isn't calling woke. Which is ironic because Dune kind of is...

In this episode Ruben Gives his thoughts on Dune Part 2. An epic space opera that deconstruct our societies dreams of a messiah as well as the white savior trope.

In this Episode of Ruben Uncut, Ruben takes a political test. Yes those things on the internet that tell you where your political beliefs fall. It's just for fun y'all.

In this episode Ruben dives down the funny/sad/horrifying rabbit hole of learning about the men with the worlds biggest penis. One refuses to do porn, and the other wants to but no one will hire him. Obviously this episode is for mature audiences that love immature headlines.