Rotgoons - Narrative Declaration

A door opens on a dinner party. Holic, the Elmas, and Gippuk smile across a red-slick table, piled meat in the middle, an empty plate for each Rotgoon. Eat and you belong to whatever is cooking this. Beetle fires into a statue — and a chained man lashed to a knight's shield opens his eyes and starts to howl. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: Pathfinder Second Edition Click here...

An orc corpse pincushioned with bolts. A trapped statue triggered in a blink. And for Gray, something worse: the dead man grabs her leg, his skin stripped away, and shows her what the hunters will do to every one of her family. She loses enough family. She will not lose another. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: Pathfinder Second Edition Click here to watch a video of this epis...

Diamond Hands McBlark firebombs his competitor's shop, smiles wider than a man should, and invites the Rotgoons in to spend their coin. Kitted out and freshly armed, they finally descend into the ruins under Outset to find the missing blacksmith — where tyrant-branded skeletons wait in a hall that's already on fire. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: Pathfinder Second Edition Cl...

Holic sees the broken bottles, the lost horses, the state of his cart. Someone has to face him. While that plays out, Talim meets a wizard named Lorne Barnes who might identify the red talisman. Then the gem latches onto Beetle's hand and will not let go — and his mother and sisters appear around him asking, over and over, "is it funny." Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: Pathfi...

Cart wrecked. Horses gone. Heart plays draft animal while Beetle scrubs the evidence and a beautiful, possibly carnivorous sunflower rides shotgun. Baron Stackwall catches up on foot with Nugget at his heels, and around a sewer-chilled fire Heart gives each of his friends a polished shard of his own clay — a piece of himself to carry home. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: Path...

Holic's delivery is overdue. His friend Baron Stackwall and his dog Nugget are somewhere in the Ponds Pilaster, and so is a rival pickup crew. Gray drops a hostile with a single quiet bolt. Then the bells ring, skeletal Tyrant's Guild riders thunder in, and the cart peels away through brown mold and panic. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: Pathfinder Second Edition Click here t...

Elma's is packed. Tyrant's Guild bashers are watching one table, a Crocs crocodile-kingpin is watching another, and a tiny platypus in a business hat is selling Holic a storefront. The blacksmith is missing. The bell is ringing outside. Congratulations — you're bartenders now. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: Pathfinder Second Edition Click here to watch a video of this episod...

The ambush was a Crocs raid on a blacksmith, and the Rotgoons wandered through the end of it. A goblin ally, a dying elf named Fevin pulled from a fountain, and one ugly truth: Crocs already has whoever they came for. No witnesses. No exits. New members by coercion only. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: Pathfinder Second Edition Click here to watch a video of this episode. Cli...

A goblin laborer named Brug is breaking his back for coppers to save a sick daughter. The crew leaves Crocs with the hunt sold and a gift for him. Then the trinket from Charles moves on its own, a crossbow bolt finds Beetle, and something red and old whispers "father" through Heart's teeth. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: Pathfinder Second Edition Click here to watch a video...

Something is sobbing through the sewer pipes. Not a monster — a heartbroken one. Charles, a tentacle-eyed horror in a spiky crown, just wants to know if he looks ugly, and the Rotgoons just want their ingredients. Couples counseling in a drainage tunnel. What could go wrong. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: Pathfinder Second Edition Click here to watch a video of this episode....

Deep in the sewer under the sinkhole, a hooked fowler drops from the ceiling and starts reeling Talim in by the chest. The job was ingredients. The crew leaves with man-sized sacks of barnacle meat, a nervous alchemist named Holic, and the creeping certainty that whatever lives further down isn't finished with them. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: Pathfinder Second Edition Cl...

A strange airship docks over Outset and every schemer in the Ponds Pilaster smells opportunity. For the Rotgoons, opportunity is a food cart, a parade that hasn't happened yet, and a hunting spot pried out of a lying kobold named Gippuk. The plan: climb into the sinkhole and stab something exotic enough to skewer on a stick. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: Pathfinder Second E...