Robert Henry Rants Podcast

Robert Henry rants about Billie Eilish’s dating life, a lady claiming van life is “ glorified homelessness “, and more on Kim K. and Kanye.

Robert Henry rants about Kim K. , Kanye, and a Comedian getting a beer can thrown at her.

Robert Henry rants about going off on an overweight Karen, umbrellas, being under the weather, finally pronouncing the word brioche correctly, ( or not ) and his favorite desserts going up in price.

Robert Henry rants about Adam Levine’s cheating drama, clickbait articles, Reese’s peanut butter cups, brioche bread, the ego vs the soul, Post Malone, and getting back to doing standup.

Robert Henry rants about Brits mourning the queen's passing, normies, CBD, sex toys, and why it doesn't matter what you do for a living.

Robert Henry rants about bullshitting, grumpy old men, the n word, and arguing with other christians about about christianity.

Robert Henry Rants about why he didn't upload an podcast today, even though he kinda of did. Also, he says what he was going to talk about + what he plans on doing after the podcast (that he didn't upload) is over.

Robert Henry Rants about Kim Kardashian breaking up with Pete Davidson, Demi Lovato, true fat acceptance, man killed over cold fries, and more.

Robert Henry Rants about finally buying an Iphone, vegan meat imatation products, brown rice, Ewe's milk, and real hobbies vs fake ones.

Robert Henry Rants about why Starbucks needs to keep their bathroom open, white kids singing Africa, appreciating your own crappiness, talking to yourself for an audience, his brand new phone, and more.

Robert Henry Rants about Elon's daddy having another baby with his stepdaughter, the illusion of being cool, coffee, and self study.

Robert Henry Rants about reviving and ending friendships, the art of saying less to people, rock music, being nauseous, and procrastinating on starting a YouTube channel.

Robert Henry Rants about America's geriatric mindset, people reading on the metro, the incurable issue with true crime content, and getting back to doing standup.

Robert Henry Rants about 5 million dollar STD case, physical media, the things that have kept him alive, 7 Eleven, and building a character as a comedian.

This is a bit on bacon that I performed @ Spaghetti On The Beach open mic in D.C., in early May of 2022. Enjoy.

Robert Henry Rants about dogs off their leash in D.C., The curse of nostalgia #1, Dominos pizza ads, inhaling gas, frustrations with being a creative person, and the death of his LG 51 K smart phone.

Robert Henry Rants about working from home, why politics are so boring, Lindsey Stirling and how we see celebrities, freezing coffee beans, and on joining the 40 and up club.

Robert Henry Rants about the Texas elementary school shooting, his LG 51 K cell phone, and content consumption.

Robert Henry rants about Amber Heard case, comfort food, leaving social media, being boxed in as a comic, and more.

This is a audio version of my first ever comedy set, performed Tuesday, in Washington, DC, near capitol hill. Apologies if they audio isn't a good. I will try to use better recordings, when I choose to share performances in the future. Let me know what you think, and enjoy!!! :)

This is the unofficial first episode of the Robert Henry Rants podcast: Where a livelong poet takes his lifelong love for stand up comedy, and dives into that world as a participant for the first time. Robert graciously stumbles through his words to tell everyone why he decided to try out stand up, and what he's goals for this podcast.