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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: How do I summon a succubus that I can serve and let her use me? If a witch was being sued and they did a spell on the plaintiff and their lawyers, would the witch's spell be more effective if the plaintiff and their lawyers knew the defendant was a witch, mor...

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Is it possible to kill all the rats in NYC? I think my pet fox has autism because all he does is scream and is very unaffectionate with us. What should I do? Is it bad to live in the forest, with animals, and in nature? ----- Get even more Quorators when you...

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Do White People Love Cheese? Can I share my bed with my brothers? Without the reaping of spiritual fruit, can any atheist truly obtain inner peace? ----- Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunic...

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Was Hitler openly gay? If so, does that mean that all gay people are Nazis? Did Hitler meditate? If so, did it help a little? Did Adolf Hitler have Rizz? (this is Part 2 because we did a similar episode a few months ago on patreon. check out that one too!) --...

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Are Goblins Real? I am 7 but in a classroom with babies. What should I do? Why is not having faster-than-light travel a problem? Why does it matter? Who cares? ----- Get even more Quorators when you support the show @  http://patreon.com/quorators   Send quor...

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: I'm Catholic and I have a Muslim girlfriend. Can my girlfriend cheat on me? Atheists, lets say you went fishing. Suddenly, you caught a Christian baby on your fishing hook. There is a shark swimming towards the baby to eat it. Would you save the Christian bab...

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Do Eagle Scouts have a hard time getting jobs because they can't be fired for no reason? Is this just a rumor or is there any truth to it? What is truth?  My boyfriend pooped in the shower multiple times and my mum found out and had to clean the drain. He liv...

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: What Would Nietzsche Think Of Louis CK? To men: Do you take your scrotum out when you pee? Why or why not? So, Mr. atheist, did you know that dinosaurs are mentioned in the Bible? ----- Listen to Leong/Leon's The Professional Wrestling Podcast: https://www.po...

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: What gender is Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer? Why is Hanukkah often so closely associated with Judaism? Is it haram for Muslims to make a snowman? ----- Listen to Western Kabuki wherever podcasts are sold Check out Alex's new kickstarter this holiday season ...

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Did you know that Hell is not something to joke about? What would happen if you put a baby human in a kangaroo's pouch? In hip hop, what is the difference between "shawty" and "shorty"?  ----- Listen to the Guys podcast wherever podcasts are sold Check out Al...

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: My husband accidentally pushed our 4-year-old daughter off the 40th story window out of anger. How do I prevent my husband from being sentenced to jail? He doesn't need that hassle. Why did George Washington allow California to be C-shaped instead of shaped l...

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Is it possible to cast a black magic spell on celebrities with photos found on the internet? Is it worth getting my dog baptised? Do I know you? ----- Check out Alex's new kickstarter this holiday season kickstarter.com/theaterofdelights/theater-of-delights-s...

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Why was Lara Croft given a bust reduction? Was it because she was considered overly sexual? If so, is that fair? Sir, I am addicted to hentai and I am losing interest in real girls. What should I do? What if Pokemon are real? ----- Check out Matt's youtube @...