Queen Things

West Wilson got on his podcast and said absolutely nothing. Ciara got a Glamour cover and said everything. And somewhere in between all of that, I read a Substack article about Ozempic that made me want to talk about weight, morality, and why we feel so comfortable judging people's bodies. Let's get into it. Subscribe for monthly bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/c/queenthingspod htt...

Justin Bieber headlined Coachella in rain boots and a hoodie for 90 minutes. The internet loved it. I had questions. And Bieber wasn't the only one getting some side-eye this year.  Plus the Alex Cooper situation - let’s get into it. Subscribe for monthly bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/c/queenthingspod https://queenthings.substack.com/ Join the conversation: TikTok -@queenthingspod⁠,⁠...

We're all going back and rewatching Amanda Batula — and the benefit of the doubt? Gone. Also, a woman found her boyfriend's ChatGPT history and it ended everything. I have thoughts, I have feelings, and I do not have a conclusion. Come be confused with me. Subscribe for monthly bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/c/queenthingspod https://queenthings.substack.com/ Join the conversation:...

I'm activated. We're talking Summer House, Scamanda, and the audacity of West Wilson. Then I'm responding to the Chappell Roan dragging I've been getting on Instagram — because I said what I said. White news to close it out. Let's go. Subscribe for monthly bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/c/queenthingspod https://queenthings.substack.com/ Join the conversation: TikTok -@...

Chappell Roan is back in the headlines — and I have thoughts. Is she a victim of an orchestrated smear campaign, or is she simply experiencing the consequences of her own actions? Also this week: Jay-Z may have just accidentally revealed what's on Beyoncé's Act Three setlist. The Beyhive is paying close attention. Subscribe for monthly bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/c/queenthingsp...

Coming at you from my hotel room in LA, I'm getting into the Oscars, the questionable musings of musicians named Jack, a Love Is Blind situation that has me fired up, and a Viola Davis clip that made me cry. Twice. Come hang. Subscribe for monthly bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/c/queenthingspod https://queenthings.substack.com/ Join the conversation: TikTok -@queenthingspod⁠,⁠ @iam_kj...

Timothée Chalamet sparked a conversation I couldn't let slide — and it leads somewhere much bigger than ballet. Plus, the the double standard of blaming women for what their men allegedly did, from Beyoncé to Taylor.  Come ready. Subscribe for monthly bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/c/queenthingspod https://queenthings.substack.com/ Join the conversation: TikTok -@queenthingspod⁠,⁠ @ia...

This week we’re talking about impact over intent — and what accountability actually looks like when the cameras are rolling. Plus: Black News, White News (yes, it’s still going viral), and a reminder that walking away calmly is sometimes the most powerful move you can make. Let’s get into it. Subscribe for monthly bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/c/queenthingspod https://queenthings.substac...

This week, I’m breaking down why that halftime show felt so joyful, and why some people seemed determined to hate it. Then we pivot to Taylor Swift’s new Opalite video and the op-ed calling her art “boring” and overly self-mythologizing… Let’s talk about it. Subscribe for monthly bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/c/queenthingspod https://queenthings.substack.com/ Join the conversation: TikTo...

Olivia Dean is our Best New Artist, and I can scarcely believe how right the Grammys got it. In this episode of Queen Things , I’m still sitting with the joy of watching Olivia Dean win—her voice, her ease, her stage presence, and that unmistakable feeling that we’re witnessing the start of something truly special.  From there, we’ve got a full pop-culture rundown. I’m talking Grammys performances...

The Blake Lively / Taylor Swift text messages have been unsealed, and the internet has gone mad with "Taylor Swift is Over" rhetoric. But is she? And what do these texts *actually* reveal? I'm giving you something other creators won't...CONTEXT. Let's dive in, shall we? Take my survey here! https://forms.gle/yf5XvCUGyDn9tYUZ7 Subscribe for monthly bonus episodes: https://www....

I’m bald. And I want to talk about it. In this episode, I share what led me to shave my head after being diagnosed with alopecia areata — the grief, the relief, the fear, and the complicated feelings that come with seeing yourself differently in the mirror. We talk about identity, femininity, beauty standards, and what it means to navigate a very visible change as a woman who’s both deeply private...

What began as an off-the-cuff observation turned into a full-blown conversation after listeners weighed in on the differences between Beyoncé’s Renaissance film and Taylor Swift’s End of an Era . In this episode, I unpack your comments and explore what might actually be driving the contrast — race, leadership style, perfectionism, collaboration, narrative choices, or something deeper. This isn’t a...

Happy New Year! Beyoncé is officially a billionaire—and the internet is losing its mind. I’m unpacking whether that milestone deserves celebration, side-eying the billionaire discourse, revisiting Taylor Swift’s End of an Era , and making bold pop culture predictions for 2026. Plus: Black News, celebrity MAGA turns, and some big personal announcements. Subscribe for monthly bonus episodes: https:/...

In this December bonus teaser, I’m kicking things off with some housekeeping — including when Queen Things returns for Season 4. Then we dive straight into one of the most interesting conversations I’ve seen in pop culture lately: Charlie XCX’s Substack essay on the “realities” of being a pop star, and Swiftologist’s take on why pop doesn’t make icons anymore. From authenticity to escapism, paraso...

Here’s a taste of my November bonus episode! In this teaser, I’m breaking down everything I loved (and didn’t) about Wicked: For Good : Cynthia Erivo’s show-stopping vocals, Ariana Grande’s glow-up, why some critics are reaching, and why Michelle Yeoh absolutely made sense in her role. The full episode goes way deeper, so if you want it all, unlock the bonus feed on Apple Podcasts, Patreon, or Sub...

In this bonus Queen Things episode, I’m breaking down some of our best listener comments and exploring what they reveal about Taylor’s love of love, her lifelong grudges, and her reputation as pop’s “Capitalist-in-Chief.” From fan theories about “The Fate of Ophelia” to debates about her silence on social issues, I unpack why none of this surprises me—and why that’s exactly the point. Plus, a litt...

It’s the Two Queens, Two Crowns season finale! We’re wrapping up the season by reading your comments on the “Life of a Showgirl” episode—talking Taylor Swift’s album discourse, the lightning bolt necklace drama, and the fine line between critique and conspiracy. Then it’s a full Black News roundup: Tyra Banks’s hot ice cream empire (yes, really), the Kehlani “Folded” challenge taking all the way o...

Taylor Swift’s The Life of a Showgirl is breaking records, confusing critics, and sending the internet spiraling.  We’re breaking down the tracks we love, unpacking the backlash (is she really a “trad wife”?), and enjoying this escape from reality. Subscribe for monthly bonus episodes: https://patreon.com/2Queens2Crowns Join the conversation: TikTok -⁠@2queens2crowns⁠,⁠@iam_kjmiller⁠, @leta_bitchk...

This week on Two Queens, Two Crowns , we get into Cardi B’s big album debut and the messy back-and-forth with Nicki Minaj that lit up social media.  We also celebrate Selena Gomez tying the knot with Benny Blanco (and unpack the side-eye from Justin Bieber’s posts).  Plus, we ponder the trending question: why do the pop charts feel so boring right now, even with big names dropping music?   And for...

This week on Two Queens, Two Crowns , KJ breaks down the 2025 Emmy winners (and snubs), from The Pitt to Seth Rogen’s big moment, and why Beyoncé Bowl should’ve taken home a trophy. Then it’s on to Lizzo’s latest reinvention—what counts as a “flop” in 2025, and how viral sounds stack up against chart success. KJ also dives into Beyoncé and Taylor Swift’s complicated optics when it comes to proximi...

This week on Two Queens, Two Crowns , the VMAs made us feel like certified elder millennials. From Mariah Carey’s forever-diva energy to Tate McRae’s “diaper chic,” we break down the performances, the fashion, and why the award show itself feels like it’s on life support. We also dig into Sabrina Carpenter’s set—her pro-trans messaging, her connection to Taylor Swift, and why we still think she’s...

We’re back with plenty to unpack: Sabrina Carpenter’s new album Man’s Best Friend isn’t hitting the way fans hoped, and the queens give their honest first impressions. Then it’s on to the world of tennis, where Taylor Townsend shows real class in the face of shade, Naomi Osaka faces Coco Gauff, and Serena and Maria Sharapova shock the world by calling each other “friends.” Plus: rumors about Kris...

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce just broke the internet with their surprise engagement—and we have a lot to say about the ring, the photos, and why this is basically our royal wedding. We also dive into Serena Williams’ new GLP-1 partnership and the backlash from Jameela Jamil, Halsey defending Sydney Sweeney’s “Americana” mess, and Justin Baldoni’s ongoing PR spiral. Plus: a fresh installment of Bl...

In this special bonus episode of Two Queens, Two Crowns , I’m diving into all the pop culture tea: Taylor Swift’s charming turn on New Heights (and what it revealed about her upcoming album), Cardi B’s new single “Imaginary Playerz” and whether her risks land, and why Beyoncé deserves every ounce of respect as one of the top producers of the 21st century. I also get into the Swiftologist discourse...