Pound Town with Will Burge & Brian Kenny

Drunk and angry is no way to go through life...except when you're a Browns fan. That sucked. Lago was awesome though. You should come hang out with us after the next home game.

The guys preview the Browns Week 2 matchup with the Jets and review the Guardians getting curb stomped by the White Sox.  Huge tailgate and Browns postgame news. Someone please buy Jeff D. Lowe a god damn jersey already. Will is not Matt Fitzgerald. A Cleveland comic on SNL and gay bar stories.

The guys give their final thoughts on the Browns win and Week 1 around the league after a few days of chewing on it. There is a new logo at midfield and its elfing awesome! Our new segment OIC of the week. Guardies are red hot again and the Browns are trying to make you sing lame songs.

The Browns are 1-0, beat Baker Mayfield, and finally have a kicker! The guys break it all down with a little help from Youngstown Bob. Victory Monday, baby!

Everything you need to know heading into the Browns opener! Who has a sleeve on their shoulder? Whos predictions suck? Who is Felix? What year are the Browns REALLY planning for? Why didn't they sign a wide receiver? And what Browns props will hit Week 1? We answer all those question (probably very inaccurately). 

Will tells tales of his trip to Ohio State v Notre Dame. The guys break down what the Guardians need to do to get hot again. Is there less excitement for Browns season this year? And Tom Brady is crumbling mentally. Plus, ClevTA joins the show to talk about the Browns season, smart bets, and how to make money this football season. Follow him on Twitter @ClevTA and subscribe to his site at ClevAnal...

Members Only Dave joins the pod to talk about the Cavs trading for Donovan Freaking Mitchell! The guys break it down six ways from Sunday. They also rail on the worst radio show in Cleveland. Clase needs pyro IMMEDIATELY after Diaz's sick Timmy Trumpet entrance and Lamar Jackson 's contract conundrum. Then Caleb Griffin from Barstool Ohio State and Ohio State Punter Mike O'Shaughnes...

The guys draft their favorite media personalities from radio, TV, weather, social media, and of course their favorite worst personalities. They also talk about Kwan's ROY chances, Baker's war of words, hate tweeting, and Britney Spears. 

We had a merch drop for football season so we remade a famous Cleveland theme song. Check out the promo video HERE . The Guardies are red hot and Brian is rock hard. Aaron Donald might have just helped Myles' DPOY odds. The Grandpa that is sweeping IG. Greg Norman is a hater. BUY THE BARSTOOL CLEVELAND SHIRTS HERE

There is no better way to get ready for the Browns season than with a Browns draft. And there is no better guy to do it with than Barstool Sports host and long-suffering Browns fan, Jeff D. Lowe. Join us as we take a journey down memory lane filled with laughs, mediocrity, and embarrassment. Want to know how random it gets? There is a HUGE disagreement over Steve Heiden. Yeah, that random. Follow...

Deshaun Watson's suspension was announced and the Haslams proceeded to execute the worst PR plan Will has ever seen. Can the Browns stay above water until his return? A legend was born on Twitter through all this and his name is Scott Allen Hill. The Guardies pulled off an unreal win. What is the ideal Taco Bell Order? And catfishing stories inspired by Manti Ta'o.

The real story on whats going on with the golf outing. The Guardies are the greatest baseball team ever...but what if they don't make the playoffs. Browns news kind of. The Feast is for the boys. And It's a fucking mullet-off! Clock and Nick are seeing who can grow the best mullet by the end of the year.

Our first golf outing is coming up and you should sign up before it sells out. That sexy bastard Jimmy G might be coming to CLE so watch your girl. The Guardies are back in first place and playing the best mid in a mid division. Mickey Mantle couldn't fuck so he just got head. And Hard Knocks debuts.

Will attends an influencer party with Members Only Dave and finds a new guy for the crew.,\ Mustard is DFA'd by the Guardies and there is only one ending that will make Brian happy.,\ Kareem wants a deal and his timing wasn't as crazy as everyone thought. Goodell says how he'll treat the Watson appeal and the guys talk about their favorite Facebook beefs.

The NFL appeals Watson's 6 game suspension. Will's predictions that "it's gonna get ugly" literally never come true. Aaron Rodgers loves DMT, which is cool, but he's still a douche.  HOF Game goofin' with Jags fans. And the return of Bevis and Butthead

Deshaun Watson gets 6 games, so whats next for him, the NFL, and the Browns? Guardies stood still at the deadline. Grading Haslam and the Dolan's ownership records. Terrible tattoos. Miami almost pulled off the heist of the century for TB12. And Greg Olsen (yes that Greg Olsen) used to be a hardcore rapper.

What items are must haves at your tailgate? It's time for the tailgate essential draft! RATM was in CLE and Will's neck hurts. Baker hasn't had the best start to Panthers camp. And the great subtitle wars make their way to the pod. 

Chaco Tacos are being discontinued, so what ice cream bar is better? The Browns start training camp on Wednesday and they already have injuries. Jimmy Buffet stole the idea for Margaritaville if you don't factor in time. Will went to MAC Media Day and had a rockin' time. High school refs are threatening to strike, and prank stories. 

The guys draft their all-time favorite Indians/Guardians players. Cedar Point fast pass and other amusement park hacks. The Browns win total is off the board. A Jackie Robinson impersonator and TikTok Pink Sauce.

It was a busy weekend for the boys with multiple fancy events.  Jose struggled in the home run derby but a new event called "Derby Swapping" is born. Should the Guardies go after Soto? Cavs unis are mad mid. Tristan Thompson loves f****** so much, and Myles is a 99 in Madden.

Is now the only good time for a Guardies slide? Zach Wilson's career has officially peaked. The guys went to Tim Misny's house aka MisnyLand. And intern Jake's Plate Of Questions (dinosaur schlong debate).

Intern interviews started at the new office with some fireworks. Baker speaks to the Carolina media with serious video game allegations hanging over his head. The guys debate the Top 10 QBs. Will is in big trouble for allegedly pissing on Heinz Field. And Nolan Jones might be the greatest baseball player to ever live. Also you might still be able to catch the Barstool Store Xmas in July sale for 2...

Bakers gets traded to Carolina and is now the enemy. Do the Browns have a coaching problem?  And the guys draft the worst former Browns jerseys to own.

Joey Chestnut was the most patriotic man in America this 4th of July. MTV shows that used to slap. Slumping Guardies are bumming us out. We dont kink shame unless we do. And Darius Garland finally Gained the last skill he needed to become an NBA Super Star.

The Cavs draft Ochai Agbaji. The Guardians leave Minnesota but not before Tom Hamilton fat shamed one of their players. Barstool Idol is harder than people want to admit. And Texas might be back but let's bring back The U.