Porch Beers with the Links

We discuss ending on Joe Maurer, what does ooftah mean, Working at a distillery, Minnesota stuff, and Twins trivia.

The one where Cole reads Wikipedia for four minutes, ghosts, the ghost segment that will never be aired, Around the Corn, why does the queen exist, Brian hates misspellings of his name, tartar sauce pizzas, we come to the conclusion we are super dumb, and Cole takes a phone call.

We discuss Pujols home runs, the Alous, perfect games, using our podcast as a voice on a keyboard, satisfaction with life. The Yamasaki Singers, and The Killer Bees.

The one where we discuss MJ in the Morning, kidney stones, dressing like a mater dei, gentle soul patch tugging, Mascoutah homecoming, and Trevor’s love language.

We discuss that we are the only people we can hang out with cause we both have COVID, frogs, pools, TVs in bedrooms, and we have a real conservation about the passing of our father.

The one where we discuss hot lunch ladies, Jason Wagenblast, Andy almost getting fired by our guest, our guest dictates breaks, Dow works at the Google of Midwest Insurance companies, and we are all dating each other now.

The one where we have an intelligent conversation for a solid 25 minutes, jerking off corn, small towns, questions made up on the spot, and concerts.

The one where discuss koalas the long term killer, heavy editing, glasses, Jacki is a woo girl, eyes up here,

The one where we, despite stating we are less interested in baseball than ever, discuss the lockout and Chico Lind, pizza and acid reflux, our 15 minutes of fame, and Dave’s senior picture.

Guys, I can’t give away what we discuss. It’s…just listen.

The one where we discuss Andy making a terrible deal with the devil, Cole’s triple play, 2021 MVP, Jake doesn’t watch movies, Dave sings There Are No Cats in America, BDE, and Our hatred of WAP jersey douche.

The one where we discuss, how cute I was/am, chicken and beer dances, Crenda, moldy potatoes, sexual awakenings with scare crows, John cries when he drinks, Bev daring eight year olds to chew tobacco, driving tractors when you are seven, and Bev has a thing for dudes bailing hay.

The one where we discuss buying houses, Bro John’s love of cranes, breaking down the Herrin lineup, Kristen getting tatted up for coaches, and Women’s Health Magazine

The one where we discuss Bengal baseball, Amanda Bynes paralegal, Noodles and Things, laying down game on Jenna, and 1999 Chevy Cavaliers.

The one where we discuss the Holy Childhood Picnic, school board problems, Amanda Bynes, Kelly Kapowski, Never Been Kissed, small breweries, Law and Order, Elias Kotes(sp?), and is Mr. Belding dead.

The one where we discuss accents, softball MVP, poop slides, hypnotizing cats, my weird feet, Rob’s typewriter, happiness, Ms. Fritchse my kindergarten teacher, Sex Ed, and olives.

The one where we discuss Techno Horse, us as olympians, Jon Lester, worst songs, overrated bands, Brian tells me what to do, broken knees, bruised elbows, and Andy’s Slug Bang Palace.

The one where we discuss Steve Largent, Afghanistan, baseball cards, fantasy everything, slap bets, survival rates in the Wild West, Richard Sherman, and The Big Meaty.

The one where we discuss Silver Spoons, Sandy Duncan, TMBG covers, favorite baseball stadiums, and Dave inheriting my kids.

The one where we discuss ketchup, Lent being around the corner, ghosts, aliens, grandmas attic, Cousin Todd, Full House, Evan makes an appearance!, and Katie’s Dude Pantry. We ate pizza in segment 3. It’s very apparent.

We are joined by Stan, Henry, Audrey, and Natitude. We break down squishes, ice cream, life goals, YouTube channels, Stan loses interest quickly, Natitude loses focus, and we heard cats!

We discuss dad growing up, throwing rocks at roller skaters, the Air Force, dating mom, and a wreck that nearly cost him his ability to walk.

We discuss Jerome Walton, The Burn Unit, Stan says a word, drafting our favorite kids, Dave being on the school board, and Symantec satiation.

We discuss Trevor’s kidney stone, our Mt Rushmore of beans, Tupperware filled with dead grandpas, Cats and Kitties, Andy’s feet, half shirt Friday, and eating bananas seductively.

We break down kids sports, Dave’s dog, winning the lottery, tortillas, and the Link Home Defense System (patent pending)