Poor Lil Thing

An expensive tin of Costco coffee, Amy debuts her lesbian nail polish line, we chat grocery store conveyor belts, covid toilet paper hoarders, a Love Is Blind miracle for Amy, we chat Adolescence again, Amy has a new addiction, Ryan catches us up on Bachelor Nation, we ask the age old question “Is Tina Tequila Alive?”, Hey you guys, Garcelle is leaving RHOBH, Amy storms off the set, everything wan...

Ryan is a gay dog trainer to the stars, Amy was always rooting through drawers as as a child, Ryan stole money from Sharklene, Stop redoing old movies, Kids stop going to daycare and getting us sick, Ryan gives us a boy update, We get corrected once again by a PLT listener and we hate ourselves for it, Britani Bateman on RHOSLC, Summer House, Filming reality shows, Adolescence, Earthquake kits, Va...

Ryan is a peeping Tom, Amy coined the phrase “whoever smelt it dealt it”, Amy has a very serious apology, AI dogs are here, Amy went to the ballet, Ryan is a pervert, the majestical offerings of Thailand, we chat season 8 of Love is Blind, Jenny doesn’t drink out of plastic cups, Ryan is trash, Amy likes small cups, hearing Mony Mony at school dance parties, Amy was a gross little sailor mouthed k...

White Lotus's new theme song, Ryan's a former gay youth pastor, Doechii, Amy thinks she is a music producer, Instagram is apparently allowing full frontal, we cracked the phone use alert code, Amy confronts a PLT listener who sent medical advice for her problem, wood fireplaces, Ryan's been on three dates with a new boy and the dog is jealous, dating PSA, Zingbot, there was another earth...

On PLT 148....Ryan has a little surprise during a make-out session, Amy gets possessed by the devil, we chat all things McDonalds, Amy and her nephew steal, Ikea HELL, Ryan has a very bad date, no punk is gonna keep Amy from getting her parking spot, we had an earthquake, our music video Tiny Victories, internal homophobia on Love Is Blind, Amy’s friend gets a malicious accusation in Mexico, a PLT...

No one does Throwback Thursday anymore, we thought we were so cool, bed picnics, fresh off our Just For Laughs live show, dead faced crowd, a mishap with Amy's mom and a wheelchair, Ryan's dad is packing, Ryan's Grindr grid, Dee dated Amy's mom, a stranger V-day gift, Ryan went on a date and he can host, Ryan eats a laced mystery chocolate on the pod, Christian nightmares, we aren't very bright, A...

Amy has an interesting time at a Farmer’s Market, Ryan has to wear saran wrap on his feet, birthday tubs with Daddy, adult sleepovers, falling down in your 40s, an Uber driver asked Ryan if he was a professor, uber tricking, cheating taxis, Ryan kept a lady in the cold, we love a nice $5 breakfast, Amy has a beard, messaging etiquette, Ryan is being freak naughty, branding your witch neighbour, we...

Ryan is a Christian cult leader, Amy doesn't want to be gay anymore, something happened at the pool, Ryan's friend's step-dad showed himself, Peewee's gay, Amy met Raffi, we get horn over Tom Selleck, Amy plays a cringe game at her step-moms birthday, Ryan's dad looks good in sweatpants, we discuss jarlic, instagram stop changing things, accidentally put a cry emoji on a death announcement, Ryan h...

Amy gets eye lashes for her car, Jazlene the tree, Ryan doesn’t have any more weed to give to his kids, Amy has a nice day on Granville Island, we chat Tate McRae’s Sports Car, we’re transitioning into junior seniors, a full conversation about panties, Amy saw Babygirl, our friend Purple writes in about a soiled audition, a bloody PLT story, and we play General Trivia! Hosted on Acast. See acast.c...

Amy releases gas at the wrong time, the gayest funeral home director comes to promote his services, Ryan had an almost shot-free birthday, Amy dyes her own eyebrows for the first time, Ryan gambles and wins, Biseggsual men on Tinder, what would it be like to not have social media as an adult, a man makes a connection with Amy in a bad way, giving free haircuts to men with comb overs, Ryan too...

Ryan gets ditched on NYE, Amy has yet another new movie project, Bruce the dog licks Ryan’s mom’s injury, Amy’s nephew shames her at a show, we reveal our real voices, Amy’s mom is in her truth era, Ryan has a big announcement, Amy is Ryan’s new dating coach, Wild Cards is BACK, Ryan serves some questionable women from Idaho, Carrie Underwood is trash, we reflect on how Pride is more important tha...

Amy has to call Ryan's place of work to get him fired for inappropriate behaviour in the workplace, Amy gets diagnosed with IBS on the beach, Amy chisels out a door and becomes a true les-bean, a little girl bails off a Christmas stage, Ryan confronts his elementary school teacher, Ryan's nephew is politically corrupt, we are moving to Australia, Ryan is getting his crotch operated on ov...

Amy gives us some insight on her upcoming film L Is For Lez, Ryan and his Dad cut a tree down and it smashed the house, we chat testicles, middle-aged allergies, Vanderpump Rules, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Ryan got bullied on a plane, some AI features scare us, Amy really likes how passionate Ryan is for the dead, a beautiful jail love story, Ryan...

Amy's nephew slaps her down, Brian had the gayest trip in NYC any twink as has ever had, Titanique, Amy’s too busy to work her brain properly, getting naked on a beach, Ryan gets ghosted in NYC, sober traveling, one of us is now friends with Whoopi Goldberg, Amy is in moving HELL, Taylor Swift tickets, Amy gets dirty dishes to drink out of and she's p*ssed, radio competitions, PSA for straigh...

Amy debuts her new hit single, we both had our cars stolen, we reminisce on our first coffees, Amy and her gal purchased their first home, moving tips, RIP Morgan Spurlock, Amy and her children were treated with a very big ice cream cone, White Spot doing it right, a tale of a cackling bride, a scary gas station encounter, our bodies are falling apart again, a PLT listener toilet nightmare, a PLT...

Amy gets stuck inside of a Uber Tesla, differences make the world go round, give Amy a gay person and make them elderly, Dee never had a Dad, someone comes for Ryan and it's not cute, a scary tale of an oversold bus, a-holes be all around us, getting drunk at work, the high you get from skipping the line at a club, we freak out about establishments closing minutes early, jobs for introverts, Amy t...

A Sammy J Peppers server has a secret behind his work apron, Amy makes her girlfriends get frosted tips, straight men..., The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, our new potential Friend of Dorothy - Shawn Mendes, we get passionate about wearing whatever the hell you want, holding hands in public, The Voice makes Amy cry, Ryan has an encounter with an Irish server, tipping is insane, sell...

Ryan finally speaks about his marriage to Hulk Hogan, spa music for road rage, somebody has a 40th birthday and we can't say who, Amy bets her a$$ every morning that she's queer, in twelfth grade Amy was voted something very odd, Dee likes Amy's sports bra, night terrors, what we'd rather do than go out, Uber drivers like chest plates, Ryan's nephew is the new president of Australia, cri...

On this Halloween edition of PLT…Amy dresses up as JoJo Siwa, Ryan is late for his McDonalds shift, demonic Winnie the Pooh characters, it's our Responsitrannity, Amy keeps “unintentionally” winking at people, is Facebook making a comeback?, some Pamela Anderson SCOOP, Amy shines in an Acting Challenge, Ariana Grande is a fabulous SNL host, Dee has an interesting Halloween costume, we chat couples...

Ryan is a high school bully, Amy's car leaks all over her mother in-law, Mary Cosby of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is still quite unhinged, Ryan's mom forgot about him, children are passing out on Remembrance Day, Amy's 4 year old niece excommunicates her from the family, Ryan had a nightmare customer that enjoyed talking like Oliver Twist, we discuss Love is Blind, Ryan is dem...

Amy’s on a new Bravo lesbian tv show, Ryan’s hair is old and brittle, baby shower etiquette, Riley- Ruler of Elves, Sabrina Carpenter, we dissect the Rybelsus commercial, Amy’s new obsession is ‘Nobody Wants This’, Ryan zooms with a couple in bed, Amy goes camping with her Dad, we chat fish from other planets, Ryan farts on a second date, Amy has an intimate experience at Jewel Lake, a listener PL...

Ryan farts in jars, Amy did a big screw up on set, The Shawshank Redemption secret revealed, Ryan questions his seggsuality when he watches The Witches of Eastwick, Ryan talks about his two ex wives and ultimately being caught with a man, Amy tells another childhood story, Morgan Freeman, a cringe content creator p!sses Ryan off, Amy & Ryan confront a Christian plane passenger preacher, Katie...

On PLT 130…young Ryan smashes through a window, Amy demands to talk to Claire, Peggy’s limbs are amputated in an audition, we tell the tale of the most evil woman in casting ever, Amy promotes her upcoming UFC fight, a captivating confession about a loud talker, we like the smell of our own but not others, Amy goes to the movies, Ryan dies from a yogurt recall, wonderful travelling news, Amy lies...

Ryan is an assistant to the stars and his celebrity tea is piping, Selling Sunset's new season, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Ryan gets his first cold sore, exciting swinger news, Ryan's crabs are building a city in his home, Amy takes her car in and gets interesting customer service, we phone Ryan's Mom, Amy finds a natural high and thinks you may be able to relate, Chimp Crazy, Ryan goes in...

On PLT 128…Amy refers to her doctor over the phone in an interesting way, all of Ryan’s friends are doing poppers, what the hell are whippets?, Amy and her high school friends try something dangerous, we won best podcast on the planet, weighing yourself after going number two, we hate being away from our bathrooms, YouTube shorts, Ryan and Dee go to the Emmys, Amy has a confession to make, Kinder...