Please Don't Listen

We dig into Shadow News, Shadow Impressions, and Shadow's very own game. Editor's note: Only one of us bothered to replay the game for this.

At our listener Byran's request, we played some real potty-mouthed games this week for the show. That's right, some real rated M for mature type stuff. That means you have to respect our baby hobby. Send us a slightly better weapon than the one we just found in a chest: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast

The first recorded story... that wasn't about low quality copper ingots, anyway. Interstitial music by Peter Pringle. Go check it out on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUcTsFe1PVs Send us your incomprehensible, ancient jokes: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast

The world's okayest lobotomites terrorize the sword coast and discuss both Dungeons and Dragons in this thrilling episode! Send us your losse, disorganized spells: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast

If you think questing is big NOW, you should've seen the quests we had in the 80s and 90s. We were all about questing back then. Dungeoning, Dragoning, the works. And WHILE WE'RE AT IT games used to have manuals! That contained information about the game! And another thing... Send us magic swords: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast

Our awards show may not have Kojima, but we think you'll like it anyway. Send us your goty2023: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast

Don't listen without the Fez on- this one comes to us from listener MiggityMack, who asked us to dig into so 70s rock that's way outside our usual ballpark. Send us your entire family history as it relates to Steely Dan: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast

This may not be obvious to all of our listeners, but working in an Office isn't really like The Office. It's closer to The Prisoner. Send us your coffee cozies: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast

It's the time of year when you might be visiting someone with cable, so the crew Ice road trucks over to the 2000s to take in some of that standard definition goodness. Send us your two-syllable streaming service name: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast

Oh yeah!? Why don't you take a crack at it if you're so smart? The pod tries card tricks and language learning with a hard week time limit. Send us your indecipherable shorthand letters: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast

I forgot to put the splat sound effect in there. I'll get you guys next time I promise. Send us copies of Iggy's Reckin' Balls: patreon.com/pleasedontcast pleasedontcast@gmail.com

You do NOT want us on that wall. Send us your cases: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast

check it out here: https://papercookies.itch.io/chainged Send us your apocalyptic vhs tapes: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast

Sorry for the late Halloween Uploads. Would you buy it if I said we all had amnesia? Send us your tragic french backstories: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast

Be our victim... as we design our own slasher with the icons of the 80s and 90s in mind! Shiver at the tales of THE INCHMAN and THE LOCAL. Then join us for a discussion on the buzz in the alley with Candyman. Send us your car door hook hand sightings: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast

It needed another week in the oven due to audio issues and fighting game tournaments, but don't worry. We're going to catch up soon. Send us the longest fake nails you can find: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast

Please Don't Listen Your Soul Depends On It! HELL-O-SCREAM Monthster Terrorsodes of Fright: SIX OR TREAT begins with a heartwarming story of friendship between two old guys who like to go to the movies. Also, uh, a demon got into the audio on this one. sorry. Send us jars of blood: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast

CYBERTEMBER finishes with the haunting sequel to the anime blockbuster of the 90s! So ditch your most marketable character and come join us in the digital world... Send us your Golem metaphors: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast

In the future, we'll develop technology so advanced that even robots can hate their jobs. CYBERTEMBER CONTINUES Send us digital mushrooms: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast

CYBERTEMBER begins with a blood and oil soaked mecha masterpiece! For optimal enjoyment, put on your pilot suit and goggles. Oxygen mask optional. Send us your explosive mech designs: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast

Want to play D & D but your friends say "no dice"? Draw upon this bad boy and start moving plastic figures around like a TRUE warrior. Send us your justifications for not healing us: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast

Those Romans who plotted against the emperor didn't have it so bad after all. Send us secret sicilian brothers: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast

Our mysterious evil broadcasts blow the lid right off of the one in this game. Send us your cursed radio soldiers: pleasedontcast@gmail.com

Here comes a new challenger! Send us your character choosing algorithms: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast

That's amore. Send us your homemade pizza pies with weird looking cheese: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast