Perswayssick Radio: Unearthly Comedy

Vicki here, I'd love to hear from you! Click here to send me a message! “Bad Morning to You, Too,” Episode 23 After spending her first night in canine-humanoid Gneeecey’s debris-filled mansion, Nicki enters his sunlit junkyard of a kitchen. She’s suddenly grateful that black holes might, one day, swallow everything up.  Breakfast is unpleasant. Nicki’s questions annoy Gneeecey. She’s shocked t...

Vicki here, I'd love to hear from you! Click here to send me a message! “Bad Fang Chewy,” Episode 22 Nicki recalls being stranded in canine-humanoid Gneeecey’s Perswayssick County a second time. Gneeecey has tricked her into dimension-jumping from her planet Earth back to the bizarre world he rules.  Our protagonist has jumped too soon and finds herself suffering from severe dimension burn. Sh...

Vicki here, I'd love to hear from you! Click here to send me a message! “Gneeecey & Perswayssick Players Present: 'Altitude, a Mouse for Some Seasons,'” Episode 21 This dramatization documents the story of hapless, oversized Gneeezle’s Restaurant delivery mouse-humanoid Altitude’s first job, working for Bob Bearly’s Barely Balconies, and his unsuccessful efforts to woo the boss’s...

Vicki here, I'd love to hear from you! Click here to send me a message! “Musical Trilogy (Merry Grimace!),” Episode 20 Come celebrate the holidays—or something like that—with Gneeecey and the gang! It’s their annual Grimace event, held before a live audience at the Perswayssick Civic Auditorium and simulcast on Gneeecey’s GAS TV Channel 3½, and GAS-AM and FM radio. Yes, it’s Grimace! We hang v...

Vicki here, I'd love to hear from you! Click here to send me a message! “In His Pocket,” Episode 19 Nicki recalls during a special therapy session when, due to extreme dimension burn, she first shrank to the size of a matchstick and ended up living in zany alien canine-humanoid Gneeecey’s debris-filled T-shirt pocket. In part two, Gneeecey emerges from Grandma's closet after having eavesd...

Vicki here, I'd love to hear from you! Click here to send me a message! “Ain’t No Place Like Home,” Episode 18 Conflict...conflict…conflict. Nicki knew it would be a mistake to leave zany alien canine-humanoid Gneeecey alone in her basement apartment all day, but she had no choice. She had to go to work. And indeed, the hardworking young radio producer returns home to find that the walking and...

Vicki here, I'd love to hear from you! Click here to send me a message! “One Mo’ Thang,” Episode 17 Nicki has shrunk to the size of a matchstick due to extreme dimension burn caused by her travels between Earth and Gneeecey’s wacky Perswayssick County. She finds herself living inside the canine-humanoid’s debris-filled T-shirt pocket—not a pleasant place.  Gneeecey quarrels with his double, Eb...

Vicki here, I'd love to hear from you! Click here to send me a message! “Not Now, I’m Watchin’ Oprah,” Episode 16 In this recollection, Nicki discovers that she possesses strange new powers after zany canine-humanoid Gneeecey invades her dimension—and her basement apartment.  Ever since Nicki’s escape back to Earth from Gneeecey’s unearthly Perswayssick County, she’s been struggling to adjust...

Vicki here, I'd love to hear from you! Click here to send me a message! “Yellow Sneaker Laces,” Episode 15 As a thunderstorm rages, Nicki bursts into Gneeecey’s mansion, to warn him about what she overheard in Bob’s office. Angry that she’s interrupting his favorite television show, Gneeecey shoos her away. When he finally agrees to hear her, his evil, more sophisticated lookalike Ebegneeezer...

Vicki here, I'd love to hear from you! Click here to send me a message! “Floating in Ice Crystals,” Episode 14 After fleeing from Perswayssick County’s murderous alien Markmen, Nicki and Gneeecey find themselves trapped in a celestial no man’s land—a surreal, freezing dimension with no up or down or end in sight. Floating helplessly in the ice crystal-populated haze, the two argue.  When the M...

Vicki here, I'd love to hear from you! Click here to send me a message! “Hypoopnotized,” Episode 13 Perswayssick County leader Gneeecey unexpectedly barges into NIcki's basement apartment at 3 a.m.  Since returning to her own world, Nicki has been dealing with dimension burn and is struggling with memory problems. Zany canine-humanoid Gneeecey informs Nicki that he is staying  with her fo...

Vicki here, I'd love to hear from you! Click here to send me a message! “Ig’s Got a New Roomie,” Episode 12 Nicki, attempting to adjust to her old life on Earth, is thrown for a loop when Gneeecey unexpectedly barges into her basement apartment in the middle of the night. She hears loud banging on her door, which seems to open all by itself—and there he is.  Since returning to her own world, N...

Vicki here, I'd love to hear from you! Click here to send me a message! “Sports in Outer Space (A Little Celestial Cross-Training),” Episode 11 An exhausted, overworked and demoralized Nicki Rodriguez finds herself sailing through space atop a diaphanous oval spinning golf course. A gleeful Gneeecey, golf bag slung over his shoulder, skips down the celestial fairway, mocking the planets in Ear...

Vicki here, I'd love to hear from you! Click here to send me a message! “Airplanes in His Pants…And Other Embarrassing Moments,” Episode 10 Stranded earthling Nicki Rodriguez recalls embarrassing moments in zany alien canine-humanoid Gneeecey’s life, including when she finds him running in circles shrieking, “Airplanes in my pants!” He claims that propellers are slashing up his underpants. Nic...

Vicki here, I'd love to hear from you! Click here to send me a message! “Catchin’ Up Wit’ My Tail," Episode 9 GAS Broadcast Network’s micro-managing owner (also a doctor and Perswayssick County’s director), Diroctor Gneeecey, interviews Nicki Rodriguez’s alter ego, author Vicki Solá on his weekly WGAS-TV public affairs program, “Catchin’ Up Wit’ My Tail.”    Solá has authored two comedic...

Vicki here, I'd love to hear from you! Click here to send me a message! “There’s Always a Way…Sometimes,” Episode 8 Nicki and Gneeecey have inadvertently traveled to Planet HyenaZitania, ruled by Gneeecey’s evil, more sophisticated double, Ebegneeezer Gesundheit Eeeceygnay. The two find themselves imprisoned in a cold cell in a medieval stone tower. Chanting zombies mill about in the courtyard...

Vicki here, I'd love to hear from you! Click here to send me a message! “Purple Daze,” Episode 7 Nicki struggles to cash her first actual WGAS Network paycheck. Prior to this day, her earnings were so small, that Gneeecey paid her literally from out of his T-shirt pocket every two weeks, flinging a few singles and coins in her face. Today, she’s caught up with some of the “debts” he said she’d...

Vicki here, I'd love to hear from you! Click here to send me a message! “Championship Football Game (First Down on Nicki’s Face),” Episode 6 Nicki feels queasy as she and Gneeecey travel to work at his GAS Broadcast Network in his thirty-two-door white, fully articulated, really stretched limo.  Driver Culvert double-parks on Perswayssick City’s main drag, Murgatroyd Avenue. Nicki and Gneeecey...

Vicki here, I'd love to hear from you! Click here to send me a message! “Shopping at Home with GAS,” Episode 5  Gneeecey and Nicki arrive late to his GAS Broadcast Network—again. As usual, it’s his fault. As usual, he blames her.   “Shopping at Home with GAS” airs after lunch. Brown-nosing donkey-humanoid intern Stu Pitt scurries about setting up show items—Digital Drapes that display the time...

Vicki here, I'd love to hear from you! Click here to send me a message! “Wampum Physics,” Episode 4 An exhausted, overworked Nicki can’t sleep. Across the hall, Gneeecey and his canine-humanoid buddy Sooperflea are rehearsing for a big concert. Gneeecey’s violin shatters glass and teeth, and Sooperflea is tone-deaf and rhythmically challenged.  The “music” stops abruptly when Gneeecey screams...

Vicki here, I'd love to hear from you! Click here to send me a message! “Welcome to My Humble Abdomen,” Episode 3  Dimension burn shrinks Nicki to the size of a matchstick. She’s living in his debris-filled T-shirt pocket.  Things go from bad to worse this morning. Gneeecey hightails it to his Electronic Water Cyclone 3000, a high-tech commode boasting three thousand cyclones per flush. “Sorry...

Vicki here, I'd love to hear from you! Click here to send me a message! Food’s the common theme here!  In “The Two K’s,” Gneeecey attempts to educate his protégé, mouse-humanoid Gneeezle’s employee Altitude. “I’m trynna teach ya ’bout the two K’s—cookin’ an’ cleanin’,” Gneeecey advises the hapless rodent after he nearly burns down the eatery. (Gneeecey had slapped some jackass burgers on the g...

Vicki here, I'd love to hear from you! Click here to send me a message! Kiss My Left Foot , Episode 1 👽Strap in for a chaotic, laugh-packed adventure through the utterly bizarre world of Perswayssick County! In this week’s episode of “Perswayssick Radio: Unearthly Comedy,” titled “Kiss My Left Foot,” radio DJ Nicki Rodriguez is stuck in a dimension where logic takes a vacation — ruled by Gnee...