Pendejo Time

160000 camels laid to fucking rest by the australian government. your thoughts on this matter. Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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we have been slandering a good mans name on the premiums. tim, one of our cherished Gacy subs, does not ask thomas for pics of his penis and nuts. this was another guy who has since unsubscribed. we apologize for the slander and give our thanks to Tim. lets hear it for tim.  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#...

its time we as a society admit that creed isnt that bad. who is with me.  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

motha fuckas w attitude  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

its me karate sean  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

thomas went to Ibiza with his new italian boyfriend so im auditioning new hosts.  first up to bat notorious DJ and whiskey guy Curtis Remarc. Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

jake bought a pontiac gto w 148000 miles on it and wrapped it around a tree and now hes deader than fuck shows over. just kidding im vacationing in mexico learning the true secrets of the pendejo.  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

the end of the fuckin world is here and daddy needs some roxy Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Our favorite Dungeon Master joins us for a special edition of Pendejo Time. Check out Podcast About List and follow Patches on Twitter @senator_gun Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

thomas reimagines tom and jerry for a modern, progressive world Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

bam bam bam my nephews fat as shiittttttt Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

dammit bawby i told you to turn off the damn tick tonk dance videos and go help your mother in the kitchen Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

heyyyyyyyyyyyy ;)  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

check it and see  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

total black square in my mind. no idea what we talked about. enjoy Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

homie where u stayin? in it  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

dave portnoy if youre reading this hey big guy im ready to be on the network. were just two fun loving gay auctioneers from texas who love football and lifted trucks. 50 million dollars or I will come to your house and shit in your bed so badly it will need to be burned.  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-...

zoom latency was so good on this one that at several points me and thomas were having different conversations.  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Winter storms 30 days of rain and more coming down the pipe god hates Texas but in times of trouble pendejos persevere out of spite out of a desire to see if one day we can do a live show in cleveland and or get a fucked up truck with 500000 miles on it Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

thomas karate Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

sometimes folks you show up to bat and its not just that you strike out, you shit yourself so bad that your uniform has to be burned and your parents leave the game and drive immediately to a divorce lawyer. this is one of those times.  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

ok bye bye now goodbye!!!!! bye bye for me to you bye bye adios byue bye now goodbye!!!! i go to heaven now i get hit by peterbilt bye  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

If I dont get a fucking job soon I am going to kill myself. This is Jake speaking. Thomas has a job and 1 million dollars. All i have is this broke pecker and these little nuts. And a Nissan Altima. Actually the bank owns that. Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

sorry officer I wasnt swerving I was vibing. cool pistol check mine out. heaven here I come.  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .