Oldex

I particularly like the part about some Tyranid organisms becoming subordinate to their gun symbiote. Like my readings of GW literature? Why not do me a favour and post on the Black Library Facebook page and tell them you want me to narrate one of their audiobooks? That would make my week to be honest. If you've enjoyed listening to Oldex, I'd really appreciate it if you would leave a review on iT...

Sorry for the week off. I was working like crazy to finish an audiobook project before a brilliant weekend away of narrative 40K gaming. This was fun to go into the specific of how various Tyranid weapons actually work. Like my readings of GW literature? Why not do me a favour and post on the Black Library Facebook page and tell them you want me to narrate one of their audiobooks? That would make...

It's been a while since I've cracked out this accent. No recent audiobooks for my day job have afforded me the ability, so here we go. Good to indulge in this one again. Like my readings of GW literature? Why not do me a favour and post on the Black Library Facebook page and tell them you want me to narrate one of their audiobooks? That would make my week to be honest. If you've enjoyed listening...

If you've ever heard the rumour that zoats were once a slave race of the tyranids, well, here you go.  Like my readings of GW literature? Why not do me a favour and post on the Black Library Facebook page and tell them you want me to narrate one of their audiobooks? That would make my week to be honest. If you've enjoyed listening to Oldex, I'd really appreciate it if you would leave a review on i...

The screeching of the horde was deafening, but even over their inhuman cries, Coyle could hear the clang and it cost a lot Bitch, I'm always at the guala, yeah, and you are not Badass B, keep on going 'til you hit the spot Woah, I'm a big bag hunter with the bow She got a big bad dumper, drop it low Mama called me and she happy with the growth Never ever fold for a thottie, that's an oath (yeah, a...

The current stars of the 40K show make their earlier mark here, a great set of jaws swallowing the galaxy from beneath. Interesting to note that so much of the current storyline is being pulled from this far back, with heavy emphasis being placed on the Octavius sector here as well.  It was the setting at the launch of the most recent edition of Kill Team and a major one in ninth edition 40K, with...

Once more duty calls me to try and narrate a graphic as spoken word. I apologise in advance - I tried my best to make it at least somewhat understandable while not altering it beyond what isn't in the original codex. Like my readings of GW literature? Why not do me a favour and post on the Black Library Facebook page and tell them you want me to narrate one of their audiobooks? That would make my...

Humankind first encounters the hive fleet codenamed Kraken. Like my readings of GW literature? Why not do me a favour and post on the Black Library Facebook page and tell them you want me to narrate one of their audiobooks? That would make my week to be honest. If you've enjoyed listening to Oldex, I'd really appreciate it if you would leave a review on iTunes, Spotify, or wherever you found this...

Here he is. A man whose name would echo through the years in equal parts fame and infamy. The beginning of Inquisitor Kryptman. Like my readings of GW literature? Why not do me a favour and post on the Black Library Facebook page and tell them you want me to narrate one of their audiobooks? That would make my week to be honest. If you've enjoyed listening to Oldex, I'd really appreciate it if you...

The Ultramarines are mostly Roman-themed (from modern-day Italy) and Chaplain Ortan Cassius has a mostly knackered face, so that's where I was going with that voice.  Interesting they're bringing the norn queens more heavily into the lore these days, but not...the dominatrixes 🤔 Like my readings of GW literature? Why not do me a favour and post on the Black Library Facebook page and tell them you...

The first of the listener donated codexes commences - thank you Alistair! Like my readings of GW literature? Why not do me a favour and post on the Black Library Facebook page and tell them you want me to narrate one of their audiobooks? That would make my week to be honest. If you've enjoyed listening to Oldex, I'd really appreciate it if you would leave a review on iTunes, Spotify, or wherever y...

Greetings, listeners.   A key component of the Warhammer 40,000 universe, and indeed the grimdark genre it spawned, is horror. As a massive fan of Warhammer 40,000 (obviously) and the horror genre, and given that it's Halloween, I couldn't resist spinning a scary story myself. So often the focus of horror in 40K fiction is, justifiably, the Warp and its spawn. Part of this story comes from a desir...

We made it! The final installment of 3rd edition Codex Eldar. I hope you've enjoyed this trip into the oldenlore of one of GW's most classic factions. Next up, I'll be delighted to move onto the first of the listener donated codecies, and perhaps even a whole different edition! Like my readings of GW literature? Why not do me a favour and post on the Black Library Facebook page and tell them you w...

The penultimate installment of lore from Codex Eldar, 3rd edition. Like my readings of GW literature? Why not do me a favour and post on the Black Library Facebook page and tell them you want me to narrate one of their audiobooks? That would make my week to be honest. If you've enjoyed listening to Oldex, I'd really appreciate it if you would leave a review on iTunes, Spotify, or wherever you foun...

When I say I'm resuming, I mean it. Like my readings of GW literature? Why not do me a favour and post on the Black Library Facebook page and tell them you want me to narrate one of their audiobooks? That would make my week to be honest. If you've enjoyed listening to Oldex, I'd really appreciate it if you would leave a review on iTunes, Spotify, or wherever you found this to help spread the word:...

Well, well, well, if it isn't your old pal Oldex, back after a crazy workload and a fresh shot of inspiration after guesting on Box Naught's YouTube. It's a sensationally good one, one of my faves in fact, and all 40K fans should check it out here: https://www.youtube.com/@boxnaught7428 Like my readings of GW literature? Why not do me a favour and post on the Black Library Facebook page and tell t...

Another character that I don't think ever got an official model. Some cool kitbashed/converted ones on Google images though. Let me know if you made your own on Twitter: @RJBayley! If you want more on the character Gav Thorpe wrote a story about him as part of the Rise of the Ynnari series: https://www.blacklibrary.com/all-products/fireheart-eshort.html Like my readings of GW literature? Why not d...

Did this character ever get a model? Google images isn't turning much up. Let me know if there was or if you made your own on Twitter @RJBayley!   Like my readings of GW literature? Why not do me a favour and post on the Black Library Facebook page and tell them you want me to narrate one of their audiobooks? That would make my week to be honest. If you've enjoyed listening to Oldex, I'd really ap...

When it comes to Farseers, he's the big cheese.   Like my readings of GW literature? Why not do me a favour and post on the Black Library Facebook page and tell them you want me to narrate one of their audiobooks? That would make my week to be honest. If you've enjoyed listening to Oldex, I'd really appreciate it if you would leave a review on iTunes, Spotify, or wherever you found this to help sp...

Lock and load, it's time to crack open the Eldar armoury and find out just how exactly they're going to kill you. Like my readings of GW literature? Why not do me a favour and post on the Black Library Facebook page and tell them you want me to narrate one of their audiobooks? That would make my week to be honest. If you've enjoyed listening to Oldex, I'd really appreciate it if you would leave a...

Since yesterday's release was just an 'official' reading of the April Fool's Day episode, the content, if not the presentation, of which you've already heard, I wanted to give you something new (in Oldex terms anyway) as well. And here it is! Huge thank you to Alistair for the contribution of Space Marines, Tyranids and Chaos Space Marines codices to the project. I look forward to getting to them!...

OK, now April Fool's Day is very much over, I can upload the legit version of this episode. Enjoy! Like my readings of GW literature? Why not do me a favour and post on the Black Library Facebook page and tell them you want me to narrate one of their audiobooks? That would make my week to be honest. If you've enjoyed listening to Oldex, I'd really appreciate it if you would leave a review on iTune...

Hey friends, I'm very proud to introduce you to the new format of Oldex going forward, creating a new genre I'm calling ASMR 40,000. Like my readings of GW literature? Why not do me a favour and post on the Black Library Facebook page and tell them you want me to narrate one of their audiobooks? That would make my week to be honest. If you've enjoyed listening to Oldex, I'd really appreciate it if...

Those Warp Spiders have some unpleasant weaponry, don't they? Like my readings of GW literature? Why not do me a favour and post on the Black Library Facebook page and tell them you want me to narrate one of their audiobooks? That would make my week to be honest. If you've enjoyed listening to Oldex, I'd really appreciate it if you would leave a review on iTunes, Spotify, or wherever you found thi...

It's a bold new era. It's our first codex requested by a listener: Tom of the absolutely brilliant 40Kurious podcast - make sure you check that out as there isn't a 40K podcast like it. This time we're looking at the 3rd. edition era of the graceful, insidious , beautiful, deadly eldar. Like my readings of GW literature? Why not do me a favour and post on the Black Library Facebook page and tell t...