No Green Eggs

Sharks are Puppies 30.05.2021 16:51 ↓

In this special episode, Sam I Am is joined by his cousin/friend, Michael who has a different take on one of the most iconic thriller movies in cinematic history!

Prodigal Prisoner 18.05.2021 26:42 ↓

Sam I Am gets a spam call from an old friend and blows the lid on some Olde terms.

Saturday Morning Chill on Monday Afternoon 17.05.2021 1:28 ↓

Big news coming on the next episode, expected to be released tomorrow! Have an update on an older episode... Stay tuned!

Egg Yolk or Blood Juice 10.05.2021 26:10 ↓

Sam I Am reads part one of book one in the Zombie Series. Hold on to your brains.

Zombie Brain Farts 03.05.2021 27:07 ↓

Sam I Am and his wife talk about overcoming writing blocks and a not-so-new series they just finished. Oh, and zombies. *Disclaimer: You do not get a free Bitcoin or any other cryptocurrency for listening to this episode or any other episode of this Podcast. Unfortunately, that had to be said... nogreenegss.com

Woodpeckers Are Murderous Aliens 26.04.2021 22:41 ↓

Sam I Am sheds some light on why he is the way he is... SPOILER: Arnold Schwarzenegger and a sound guy are to blame. Flying bike: http://xploreair.com/blog

Human Frisbee 20.04.2021 18:48 ↓

Sam I Am tells a cringy story that you won't be able to unhear! You have been warned. References: https://www.reddit.com/r/BackwoodsCreepy/comments/ffumte/the_faraway_dock/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bX6as944uo

4x the Speed Limit 13.04.2021 22:46 ↓

Sam I Am is joined by some lady to discuss the future and share some stupid facts. Oh! And she totally stole my line!

Mirror House 06.04.2021 34:14 ↓

In this special episode, Sam I Am recalls a writing submission for No Sleep that he never submitted and lost altogether.

Stop Stabbing Bread 29.03.2021 23:50 ↓

Rome, Day 3: The Conclussion. Sam I Am visits the final resting place of Maximus Decimus Meridius and says goodbye to great food... for now.

Saturday Morning Chill Numerus III 27.03.2021 2:00 ↓

You know what it is.

Welcome Home Armpit Smell 22.03.2021 16:14 ↓

Sam I Am is joined by his wife to reminisce about a specific Coheed and Cambria concert where they almost got trampled by a herd of smelly giants.

Spiders Eat Meat 15.03.2021 23:16 ↓

Sam I Am gets real and shares a "funny" story. Seriously though, spiders COULD eat us. Just saying.

Jesus Saved... I Apparently Did Not 15.03.2021 3:10 ↓

Just a short clip about losing stories and a glimpse at a future episode.

You Called Daddy Dumb 08.03.2021 37:48 ↓

Aka Daddy Knows Nothing... Five-year-old's are fun... So is Rome, Day 2.

Birthday Wishes 02.03.2021 0:44 ↓

Light the candles and throw some confetti.

The Teddy Bear is Bleeding 01.03.2021 15:58 ↓

Sam I Am reads a bedtime story... not suitable for children... or parents... You should probably skip this one.

Scissors are for Pizza 23.02.2021 23:44 ↓

Sam I Am relives his first day in Rome which happened to fall on an emotional anniversary.

An Impromptu Recording of Nonsense 15.02.2021 23:05 ↓

I didn't feel like sitting behind a desk to record an episode, so I leave you with this mumbling, using only my phone and the Anchor app. Topic: driving in Italy.

Wait in This Line for That Line 09.02.2021 31:04 ↓

Uffizi?! I-ffiz-U! Sam I Am takes you to the birthplace of the renowned, Ezio Auditore di Firenze, to eat pizza and look at fine art.

The Horse Trampled My Gelato 01.02.2021 17:41 ↓

Sam I Am recounts his visit to the Siena Cathedral in Tuscany.

Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting 26.01.2021 26:35 ↓

Sam I Am takes you through the journey from Padawan to whatever level is after that... I don't know a lot about Star Wars.

Put the Cheese in the Oil 19.01.2021 30:32 ↓

Sam I Am travels to Umbria and considers jumping into an ancient well.

Saturday Morning Chill Numero Dos 16.01.2021 3:11 ↓

Just a weekend update that doesn't appear on TV.

My Toes Taste Funny 11.01.2021 19:51 ↓

Sam I Am stumbles through a poorly written story and shares too much about lobsters.