Next Door Nerds

NSFW, Explicit It finally happened... The guys had their first party gig as a band! Hear Evan and Greg relive a moment that they won't be forgetting anytime soon. Then, Greg gets nostalgic and the guys talks about parties in general and they end up revealing some of their most favorite and worst moments.

NSFW, Explicit In a shed, five guys came together to create something so wonderful, so pure, so extreme, that two of the guys had to go on their podcast to talk about it. Evan and Greg talk about the exciting news of the band they are both a part of, The Sturdy 30. After a very helpful practice the band has never felt more ready to tackle world tours, screaming fans, and waking up from the daydrea...

NSFW, Explicit Once, a long time ago, there existed two heroes of the people, Evandr of Asgard and Gregcules of Sparta. These two dorks spent almost 2 hours talking about a subject dear to both of their hearts: mythology. The Nerds talk about how they become fans of ancient folklore, discuss their favorite gods and goddesses of multiple pantheons, and then take quizzes to see how much they remembe...

NSFW, Explicit It's the start of the Nerds second year and you know what that means...it's all downhill from here. The guys talk about the things they want to do this year that they didn't get around to last year, as well as talking about the band, the podcast, the YouTube channel, and their hopes for 2024. Will Evan and Greg finally start that OnlyFans? Have a listen and find out.

NSFW, Explicit It's already been a year for the Nerds and boy has it been a doozy. Starting a podcast together, creating a YouTube channel and even now joining together in a band. Evan and Greg have had quite the journey. In this episode, the guys discuss their favorite episodes as well as some of their cringiest ones from 2023. Join the guys as they reminisce through the last 365 days in the epis...

NSFW, Explicit You cool, man? If so, then the Next Door Nerds might not be for you, but if you like cult classics about growing up in the 70's with an endless supply of quotes then tune in! In the fourth club episode of the podcast, the boys discuss Greg's favorite movie that he's mentioned on average 3.65 times per episode, Dazed and Confused! Listen in as Evan talks about the zeitgeist of the de...

NSFW, Explicit Evan and Greg talk about one of the most iconic video game characters of all time... Red Luigi, I mean Mario! The guys cover their favorite Mario games, movies and music that are all still considered top tier even over a 40+ year span. Then Evan tests Greg's memory with a little Mario music quiz which Greg suffers thru as everything sounds similar. Can you guess all the songs and ga...

NSFW, Explicit Evan and Greg talk about one of the greatest video game consoles known to mankind, the Xbox 360! Listen to learn how a Xbox Gamertag became the reason for Greg's nickname and Evan wishes that's what would have happened for him. The console that both made and solidified friendships and at the same time, had those same friends scream obscenities at one another!

NSFW, Explicit Evan and Greg are back after a short hiatus with a special Halloween episode. These guys relive their favorites about everything Halloween! Then things take a turn when they start speaking about the supernatural. Listen how Evan sees dancing greyhounds and Greg may have been possessed in the episode titled Spooky, Scary Halloween Podcast!

NSFW, Explicit Evan and Greg are back with everyones favorite segment, the internet questions. Listen as Greg tells some traumatic elementary school experiences and Evan makes us question, why is it called taking a dump? Listen to these 2 as they explore the internet for questions that make you laugh, cry, think and feel disgusted all at the same time.

NSFW, Explicit Evan and Greg recall the weekend that they had been looking forward to all year. Hear how Greg absolutely loves/hates the water gun game or how Evan is easily fooled into taking shots. After the guys finish talking about Pioneer Days, they jump right into random internet facts that might make you think “Are these guys lying to us?” or “Are these facts actually real?” It's the intern...

NSFW, Explicit The Nerds are excited for an event they have waited a whole year for... Pioneer Days! The local festival that has been going strong for 151 years is here and the guys are loving every second. Listen as they go over their favorite memories, foods and stories from Pioneer Days past. Grab a funnel cake, a social burger, and your favorite beverage in the episode titled "Always The Weeke...

NSFW, Explicit The Nerds tackle the Nintendo 64 in the second episode about a specific console! Listen in as Evan, once again, cannot stop talking about Banjo-Kazooie while Greg rediscovers Fighting Force and grows a third arm to fully use that weird N64 controller. The Next Door Nerds spend some time talking about the first Nintendo 3D system in the next Console Rewind!!

NSFW, Explicit Evan and Greg ditch the script and dive into improv. An episode where neither of the guys had an idea so they said screw it let's make it up as we go. They test their acting chops as fairy tail characters, famous musicians and lo and behold themselves in very weird situations. Apologies in advance for either the cringiness or happiness you will be feeling after hearing these 2 in th...

NSFW, Explicit The melodic melodies of the melodious Nerds abound, as the guys do another episode on music! This time, they discuss the sparks behind a burgeoning music project, and also answer internet questions about music in general. Evan talks WAY too long on sound engineering (of which he knows little to nothing) while Greg goes over the numerous concerts he's been to. The Nerds are singing o...

NSFW, Explicit Samurai are real and they are pissed off. Join the Next Door Nerds as they discuss the classic Japanese cinema masterpiece, Akira Kurosawa's Seven Samurai! Listen to one of a kind in depth film analysis the likes of which you've never heard, like how Greg wants a whole ass remake with nothing but Matthew McConaughey, or how Evan thought the whole world was actually just black and wh...

After an unforeseen hiatus, Evan and Greg are back at it with the game of THINGS! These 2 hooligans drop some funny/more serious answers when playing that really makes you think wow these guys have a problem. Find out why Greg thinks grenade is the perfect answer for everything whereas Evan thinks babies is better.

NSFW, Explicit What do two Nerds do when they lock themselves in a room to talk about their experiences with the most popular video site on the internet? They apparently do nothing but make references to videos from 2009. Join Evan and Greg as they discuss their histories with, and love of, YouTube and the great viral memes and videos that shook world culture to its core. Evan, of course, can't no...

NSFW, Explicit Evan and Greg had so much fun the first time, they took the lazy way out and decided to do it again! This time hopefully with better results. The Next Door Nerds go to the internet and find some fun trivia and quizzes on pop culture to test their intellectual mettle after proving themselves dumb in the last episode. Everyone likes a comeback story!

NSFW, Explicit Iconic doesn't even begin to describe the things that escape out of the speakers when you are playing a video game. From the sometimes beautiful, sometimes badass music to the sound effects that unlock nostalgic memories. Could you guess what games certain sounds and music come from? Evan and Greg certainly think so, to their emotional disappointment. Listen to the Next Door Nerds q...

NSFW, Explicit Evan and Greg are back at it again with the fan-favorite topic of internet questions. We thought the answers couldn't get funnier and we were right...wait no, scratch that. Find out interesting info like spirit animal Evan is or what time in Greg's life sent him into a fit of explosive rage. Listen as they answer some of the greatest questions of all time that will have you feeling...

NSFW, Explicit Evan and Greg go over one of their favorite consoles, the Nintendo GameCube. Listen to Greg struggle with his cold while recording and Evan constantly proving to know just about everything there is about video games. These 2 go over everything from the console to the controllers and the sweet games that came with it.

NSFW, Explicit "It's time to break out the L word... lesbian? No, the other L word... Lesbians?" Evan and Greg rewatch the 2010 classic Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World. Listen as Greg nerds out over one of his favorite movies that isn't Dazed and Confused, and Evan quotes word for word some of the best one-liners we have ever heard. The nerds talk about the movie, the video game, and the recently-anno...

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NSFW, Explicit Would you rather...play Cricket with John Malkovich OR eat crickets with Barack Obama? Chop off your left arm or use your right arm to smack a bear? Eat a handful of peanuts now or the same amount in like an hour? Listening to this episode won't answer any of those questions, but we DO answer some super interesting ones! It's that classic game played at sleepovers around the world,...