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No excuses. No technical problems. No nonsense. This time, the only mistakes that NTS experiences are those that come straight from the guys' mouths. And for this week it means discussions of different doctor's appointments, homeless fighting, bodily functions, and the proud nation of Armenia. No memory card could hold them back this week... --- #podernfamily #comedypodcast #humorpodcast #funnypod...

This week, the guys overcame recent technical difficulties by having MORE technical difficulties. But, like a phoenix from their asses, they pieced together parts of two recent missteps and somehow managed to create a pretty funny mashup. Parts of these stories are lost forever... but until Craig decides to repeat them, we'll only have this episode to rely on... --- #ripodcast #podernfamily #comed...

This week, the guys are back at full strength, and ready to discuss the week's most newsworthy topics. Like Brad's month of travel, Matt's week of work, Craig's day of lawn care, and Dave's 14 minutes of paint roller hell. Plus, with the few minutes they had left, they also jump into the Jonathan Majors hypocrisy and Twitter's blue checkmark scandal. But with 100% more genital jokes.  -- #jonathan...

This week, Needless to Say flies without a net. The episode title is a non-word. The cover art is nonsensical. The outline is nonexistent. And none of it matters because Craig, Dave, and Matt still manage to cover a wide range of topics. Motley Crue's ongoing failure, Britney Spears' ongoing meltdown, Matt's ongoing search for a groundman... it's all here, alongside a truly cringe-inducing roundup...

The guys are taking a week off (ask Craig why) but that doesn't mean they don't have something ready to go. A while back, they spent a Sunday talking with Dave's dad, the legendary Captain Bill. Over the course of a few hours, they dove deep into Bill's amazing stories about Vietnam, police work, and perhaps most frightening of all, raising Dave. Here’s Part 1 of an amazing discussion with someone...

The world may not have been waiting for a podcast episode that covers pro wrestling, Chinese shopping, and the Gwyneth Paltrow ski accident trial in under two hours. But, you just found it. This week, the guys gathered a little early to dive into all of the above, with all the bloodlust celebrity hatred you've come to expect from Needless to Say...  --- www.needlesstosaypodcast.com www.ntspodcastg...

The NTS guys haven't put out a true "greatest hits" episode, but this week might just qualify. A few new events from their lives sparked some hilarious recaps of past embarrassing moments. Pants caught on fences. Shorts pulled to ankles. Shoes caught on hedges. Balls caught on hurdles. It's all there, as good as you remembered, yet fresher than cut grass at a high school track meet.  --- #gunsakim...

Don't go looking for meaning in this week's title -- it doesn't exist. (Just like this week's outline.) Instead, the guys decided to wing it, diving into topics like taco etiquette, senior surprise parties, trash movies, and doing favors for family. It's not their most polished episode, but that's a pretty low bar to begin with, anyway... --- #ryanreynolds #wrexham #mintmobile #skysharks #velocipa...

Texas may be known as the Lone Star State, but this week, NTS managed to cram seven stars into one episode. Old friends Matt and Kayla were in town and stopped by the garage to discuss their favorite things about their new state, what they miss about their home state, the state of Job Lot's aisles, and the mental state of Tiger Woods. So, grab a drink, throw your horns, bless your heart, and tune...

St. Patrick's Day might be a week away, but that didn't stop the guys (and Raeann) from drinking like freshmen. Even with Matt ready for an overnight shift, the guys managed to slosh their way through discussions of Steven Seagal, kid-proof restaurants, John Wick, and Brad's sketchy first steps into the world of cannabis. --- www.needlesstosaypodcast.com www.ntspodcastgear.com #cannabis #johnwick...

This week, the guys brought the best of themselves to the table. Brad discussed his stellar parenting. Craig made up new words. Matt occasionally agreed with people. Dave didn't speak much at all. And it worked out great when they covered topics like legalized drugs, bank etiquette, casino logistics, and Canadian teachers with Z-cup prosthetic breasts. Yes, really.

The skull is back! And that means the guys enjoyed a night of random stories (and tall tales) about their prior sex lives. If that isn't exciting enough, there are also updates on Dave's much-better half, Matt's much-worse coworker, Brad's much-maligned parenting, and Craig's much-needed explosion at Citizens Bank. Also, regarding the guys' stories about butt stuff? Lies. All lies. 

It was a week of robberies. Craig was robbed of his money. Matt was robbed of a new truck. Dave was robbed of his wife's respect. And Brad was robbed of the chance to complete a sentence. But with deep discussions about Metallica, the end of music albums, Citizens Bank, and The Last of Us, it all pays off in the end.

A record-setting cold snap hit the NTS studios, forcing the guys to huddle up with Manny while Matt braved the elements for work. The result? A funny, noisy night discussing mental neighbors, mindless office language, and the utterly meaningless Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. And in an amazing turn of events, they even discussed Soundgarden without one mention of rope. Must have been the cold...

Welcome to one of the shortest NTS episodes ever made! But that doesn't mean the guys didn't make the most of their time. In just 80 minutes, they cover Brad's temporary depression, '80s musical expression, Dave's career regression, and one seriously noxious emission. Plus, if Brad wasn't feeling bad enough already, they piled on the sad guy with one of the most brutal roasts they've recorded to d...

This week, the guys get a little reflective. Nothing deep, just things like life, love, learning, and lamentable late-night sex decisions. Plus, if that wasn't enough, they realize something they secretly knew all along -- Matt is a legit, no-nonsense, Sam Elliott-loving mustache guy.  Don't believe us? Listen to the episode and prepare to change your mind.

What a difference a week makes! The guys shake off the rust of a bad episode and return to form, discussing Hulu's overblown portrayal of Tupac, pro sports' overdone celebrations, Hollywood's overdue fall from grace,  Dave's love of staircase skiing, and Taltz.  --- #PodernFamily #ComedyPodcast #HumorPodcast #FunnyPodcast #RIpodcast #pharmaceuticals #taltz #plaquepsoriasis #tupacshakur   https://w...

While the guys enjoyed the holidays, they put together a look back at their finest moments from 2022. And it all came from their weeks in review. From crazy fever dreams to counterfeit urine streams, the guys had a hell of a year. Let's raise one in the middle to another 365 days of idiocy.  #podernfamily #RIpodcast #comedypodcast #cringecomedy --- https://www.needlesstosaypodcast.com https://ntsp...

It's the sixth NTS Christmas, and the guys celebrated differently this year. Craig quizzes the table on holiday traditions. Brad ruins Jeopardy (again). Matt expresses some solid hatred for BMW commercials. And according to their latest group story read, they all think Dave is a sociopath. It's a holly jolly, funky funky, messed-up holiday extravaganza for all. (Well, not the kids...)

This week's episode is brought to you by the letters, NTS, CDL, and the number 49. As the guys approach Christmas, they spend two hours discussing a LOT of stuff. Woke culture recasting of a holiday classic? Check. Losing and gaining friends? Check. The trials and tribulations of truck licensing? Check. Oh, they also roast the crap out of Craig for yet another birthday. Tune in - this one is worth...

Between Brad's bronchitis, Craig's leg, Dave's day drinking, and Matt's midnight work schedule, the guys were a little low-energy this week. But that doesn't mean they didn't get into some stuff. Which is how they got into Florida football hypocrisy, luggage-stealing nuclear disasters, the new Christmas Story sequel, and more. Even the episode title makes no sense, but that's the kind of punchy we...

It was a long time coming. After months of waiting to discuss their favorite musical one-hit wonders, resident rockstars Kaz, Cara, and Raeann make their way back to the studio. The result? Deep dives into A-Ha, The Toadies, Grim Reaper, and ... Don Johnson? It's a loud, noisy, rock-and-roll kinda night, in all of the best possible ways.  ---- #PodernFamily #ComedyPodcast #HumorPodcast #FunnyPodca...

The holidays are back, and the boys are feeling extra thankful this year. Dave is thankful for Matt's weekend scheduling. Matt is thankful for empty houses. Craig is thankful his family despises him. Brad is... well... not thankful for anything at all. From the death of Black Friday to the birth of a cheap new action figure, the guys cover it all to kick off the season.    ---- #PodernFamily #Come...

This week, the guys welcome back an old friend for a throwback discussion of rock cover songs, children's birthday parties,  TikTok motivational videos, and violence toward lamps. Amazingly, it comes together a lot better than you'd think. (Which is code for "they say awful things most of the episode.") -- https://www.needlesstosaypodcast.com https://ntspodcastgear.com   #podernfamily #comedypodca...

This week, the guys dive deep into the skull to cover all sorts of things, but not before Matt nearly flips a three-ton skid steer mower, Brad tries to flip his hot tub for a new one, Dave flips out over his daughter's fine art, and Craig flips his uvula from hiccups. This is NTS at its purest and most puerile... which is how you want them to be. -- https://www.needlesstosaypodcast.com https://nts...