Mylo and Friends: The Podcast

Everybody's your bestie? Cute. Do they even know your last name? Jim Morris, author of Connect or Die , is back on the couch for Part 2 (straight off the plane, still fresh), and Mylo is not holding back. We hear about the phone call where Mylo's mom asked (mid senior year, by the way), “Are you still gay?” Plus, why old school Disney ruined everyone's idea of romance, and the private school class...

First time meeting in person, and Mylo opens with not one, not two, but THREE strip club stories. Welcome to the couch, Jim. Jim Morris, author of Connect or Die , went from a Boston kid who discovered his parents' opioid secret at 14, to a college student paying tuition in cash (allegedly, from selling weed). He also sweet talked his way into community college three weeks late, which says a lot a...

Part two picks up exactly where the bags left off. Mylo and Bruce spend a good stretch dragging the luxury retail experience, starting with Coach, where a district manager named Anne is formally invited to hand over the email address nobody will give them. There's the woman at the Northpark drop who talked a loved leather Empire right off the shoulder for a cool grand, a theory about why Southlake...

Bruce is back on the couch, and this time he isn't sharing it.  Mylo's husband, processor and shopping accomplice takes the full episode for a marriage conversation that detours hard into which gas station chain is superior, whether H-E-B lives up to the hype (it does not), and the Carmine's waiter who set their food down on a bus station and wandered off.  There's a 21-year age gap that nobody at...

Your favs are picking the conversation back up with two business owners comparing scars, and it gets petty in the best way. Dr. B walks away from the franchise, and Mylo reveals he signed a 500-page contract without reading it (because a lawyer wanted ten grand and his only real question was whether he could still curse on camera).  Then we get to the good stuff: Why saying goodbye to a mentor fee...

Dr. B is here and immediately turned this episode into a commercial for his own practice, which is honestly the most chiropractor thing that has ever happened on this show. He get into the table he makes everyone climb onto, the scanner Mylo swears vibrates (it does not, apparently, and Dr. B will die on that hill), and the extremely specific pregnancy test opinions of a man with three kids and on...

Welcome to round two with Kyle Draper! Nobody’s hitting the brakes. Can you believe a client once told Mylo he was going to hell? It’s fine, Mylo told her he'd see her husband AND the mistress there. Things don’t calm down from there. There's the diversity committee post that had broker Facebook clutching its pearls at midnight, the condo dinner where somebody said the quiet part to Mylo's mom (he...

Honey, the couch has never been this dangerous. Mylo sits down with Kyle Draper, the man behind the Rethink Everything book series, founder of Higher Culture, and the only person who could survive being told, on day one, that Mylo wanted to nestle in the crook of his Christian bosom. Ten years of friendship, one green pair of pants, zero filter. Kyle admits he used to need a stage the way some peo...

Your company is not a family. Family doesn't lay you off in Q4. Mary said it, Mylo agreed, and then the two of them spent twenty-nine minutes airing out everything wrong with the way people manage people. Mary confesses she used to lose it every single morning over an employee who strolled in at NOT 9am, and even though clients adored the woman, Mary still fumed. Ten years later she doesn't care w...

Only one in five managers worldwide are actually engaged at work. The other four are doing what Mary Baird calls solid C-minus work, and calling it a career. She wrote a whole book about it. Mylo has notes. Mary runs The Simplifiers, just published "Squash the Sunday Scaries", and shows up with eight ways to fix a miserable team  (none of which involve money). Mylo shows up with four loan officers...

Mylo drags the fabulous Lisa Bauer onto the couch (yes, the comfy one) for a masterclass in aging disgracefully in the buckle of the Bible Belt. One nosy neighbor is convinced these two only talk about one thing… so naturally they pivot to peptides, lasers, and how to snatch a neck without flying to Turkey for it. You're welcome, Barbara. Lisa spills on the gospel of less is more (because nobody a...

This episode Mylo welcomes his first-ever Friends guest to the couch: the one, the only, Lisa "Botox" Bauer, aka the Madonna of Mortgages, aka the woman living rent-free in Mylo's phone under an alias.  These two spill everything with zero chill and even less filter. Lisa gets real about being forced into her 2.0 era after Jennifer's Law benched her needle (40 years of experience apparently means...

If your life keeps serving you the same drama in a different outfit, this episode is the intervention you didn't know you needed. Mylo sits back down with transformational coach Kristen (of Sunflower Connections and activatemyvision.com) for Part 2 of a conversation that is equal parts therapy session, comedy special, and straight-up truth bomb. From "matching era energy" to the legendary Mylo No-...

Buckle up, because Mylo brought in the big guns — and no, we don't mean a new mortgage product.  Guest Kristen Maurer, Master Practitioner of Neurolinguistic Programming, Mental Emotion Release, and Hypnotherapy (yes, that's her actual title — say it three times fast), joins the pod to get into the deep, unfiltered, root-cause work of healing.  We're talking about the stuff that's been living rent...

In Part 2 of this raw, unfiltered conversation on generational trauma, Amber breaks down 31 involuntary psychiatric commitments, a harrowing stay at Green Oaks in Dallas, and what it truly means when the system designed to help you becomes another abuser.  From Britney Spears' conservatorship to Wendy Williams' financial takeover, the girls connect the dots between power, silence, and who gets to...

Ben took a personal day, so it's Mylo and Friend this week — and honey, Mylo did not book a guest who plays small. Amber Rogers pulls up to the couch, kicks off her four-inch heels, and hands us a story so layered we needed a Part 1 and a Part 2. We start where every healthy podcast starts: complaining about Uber cutting off the BOGO coupons, getting a boyfriend banned for life over a maskless mak...

The boys are back for round two and they came to say something.  Mylo opens with a whole story about pre-announcing his gayness before social outings — not because he's insecure, but because he refuses to be the unwanted guest at someone else's Top Golf party. Ben takes it deeper, sharing what it's really like navigating the mortgage industry as an openly gay man in 2026 and why asking "are you pr...

Buckle up, besties, because Mylo and Ben are back and absolutely not keeping it cute this week.  The boys go off on the Frankie Paul/Bachelorette implosion (Disney really said "not today"), break down DARVO like the armchair therapists they are, review The Housemaid and Wicked Part 2 with the unfiltered honesty neither movie asked for, and somehow spiral into a full Call Me By Your Name triggered...

This week, Mylo and Ben showed up with zero agenda and absolutely no regrets — and honestly?  That's exactly why we keep coming back.  They kick things off dragging relationships to filth, specifically the unspoken rule that one person always does 70% of the work while the other one smiles and collects the credit. When Jeff cheated, Ben didn't spiral — he ran a full audit. Taller? Richer? A Birkin...

Oh, we went there. All the way there. This week Mylo and Ben are dripping in sweat (literally — the studio AC was giving zero cooperation) and absolutely zero chill as they dish on gym culture, sexual health, and the big cheating debate that almost broke a friend group over the weekend. It starts cute: Ben is in his fitness era, Mylo is clocking hotties at BOP hour (yes, that's a real thing — afte...

Mylo and Ben are back and they are NOT holding back. In this episode, these two serve up a full masterclass on accountability, the audacity of people who show you who they are (and then expect you to be surprised), and the absolute exhaustion of making excuses for grown adults. Mylo opens up about a friendship heartbreak that hit harder than any situationship ever could, explains why she and Bruce...

Bestie, pull up a chair because Mylo and Ben are back and they did NOT come to play nice.  This week the girls are spilling everything — from ugly crying before the cameras even started rolling to why getting a business coach might just save your sanity (and your brokerage).  Ben is going through it, honey, but she's eating her pink lady apples, walking on her TikTok treadmill, and keeping her kar...

Grab a glass of something strong, because the boys are back and they’ve brought a guest who actually knows how to close a deal. This week, Mylo and Ben sit down with third-generation real estate maven Casey Gumm. From her days surviving the real "Devil Wears Prada" scene in NYC to becoming a Southlake powerhouse, Casey is spilling all the tea. We’re talking about why you should never trust a part-...

Honey, the girls are back and life has been lifing !  After a hiatus filled with travel, sickness, and a touch of the "depresh," Mylo and Ben are returning to the couch to serve you exactly what you’ve been missing: unfiltered opinions and pure cattiness. This week, we’re diving into the "f### around and find out" energy sweeping the nation—from Jill Zarin getting fired before her new show even st...

In this episode, Mylo and Ben unpack the chaos surrounding Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show and the bigger cultural meltdown that followed.  From outrage over male dancers and Spanish lyrics to society’s obsession with gendering toys, colors, and self-expression, the conversation calls out the double standards and fear-driven narratives that still dominate public discourse. They break down why...