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Strap on your headset, pop in your earphones and prepare for a quiet evening in with Dan and Matt. Luke isn’t here this week so he can’t stop us. Apple Vision ProCyberjunkReddit kills third party appsiOS will block your dick picsNetflix makes gainsDiablo 4

You’ve got all three of us this week! Lucky you. Chat GPT is not a lawyer? Deckard is a replicant? Ezra Miller is too good? Frankenstein’s Monster’s Monster, Frankenstein

Most of us are back! And we’ve got lots to chat about, join us! JOIN US!!!Twitter is at it againAnd againMax creditLogic and Final Cut on iPadZelda Pr0nPlaystation announces some Xbox gamesXbox declares war on LukeBeetlejuice 2 is happening and it sounds greatWillow is going awayHulu is being smushedNat would come backPedro ain’t in there

I wasn’t there this week and don’t have a fancy clever description in mind so you’re stuck with this. Love you! Wood MilkUFTayIt’sa Mario

We have a new ruler! Will Matt have to choose between him and Biden? Coronation penis partyAlec Baldwin commissions a docoWriters are strikingStuff is on holdPornhub blocks itselfMan opens a drug store. Is arrested. Principle shows penisDaVinci draws penisDisney sues DesantisDooooon TooooooGran Turismo

This episode was not generated by AI. You can tell because our fingers are all different lengths. Twitter is doing stuff againSeverance Season Two delayed? AI filters for your webcamPeople are buying AI nudesEditor fired over Schumacher “interview”Cliffy BThe C64x Ultimate

Dan is away so Matt and Luke will play! Not sure what I mean by that exactly, we just did a podcast like normal. Netflix password sharingAlec Baldwin’s charges droppedSchumacher NOT interviewedStarship go boomJonathan Majors dropped by his teamAnd from some moviesF Murray Abraham was firedAnd has apologisedWe were robbed

We’ve got a timely update on the Billy Mitchell situation, plus some tasty new information. Oh and there’s Star Wars news in here too, I’m sure you’re shocked. Billy Mitchell lost an interesting court caseSome context for the aboveRIP HBO Max. Hello Max. HBO will not remove Rowling’s nameMia Goth will be in BladeLars Mikkelsen will be ThrawnWes Chatham will be his friendRian is very busyLando and...

Dans’s playing some new game called… “Skyrim”? You may have heard of it. Indy 5 TrailerIt will be the last entry in the series, probablyStar Wars news, Star Wars news, Star Wars Newewewewsssss

We’re back and we’ve got a mystery on our hands, plus Matt went to PAX East! Renner walks againE3 cancelledSnyderConRomero honoured

Coming to you (partially) from sunny California! Rhode Island - IslandEnid Blyton censoredSov Cit UpdateDisco Elysium case droppedWillow cancelledZack Snyder is up to something? James Gunn will direct Superman

The podcast has an ending but it isn’t read by Roddy McDowell or either of the two Ronnies. Batty McBatShelf WarsSuecas FilmThe Nonexistant Editions

Luckily for you nobody can tell us to shut down our Only Fans. Steiner was mean to SchumacherNurses told to put them awayRoald Dahl is backBond is now a bit less racist. Just a bit though. The Outer Worlds goes next gen

Maybe we should go back and change some of our early episodes to avoid offending anybody. I mean… we really probably should do that. Ukrainian government wants to ban Atomic HeartRoald Dahl - Special Edition

If only they’d trained the AIs using this podcast, Luke could have taught them all to be tolerant and solve the world’s problems. Instead we’ve got Bing. Bruce Willis has dementiaMax Verstappen does not have a simulator in his planeKanye’s shoes are being up-cycled into Jewish attireChat GPT is stealing your workThe Seinfeld AI became self aware…and then become transphobicBing is defensiveThe Flas...

We made it!• Star Wars, Star Wars, Star Wars and Star Wars• Kissing• Deep Fake Indy• But no old man jokes• Billy Mitchell

This didn’t come up in the main show but I want you to know that Luke made himself a lovely cocktail but he was unable to get the shaker open so he just had to stare it for the whole episode. Rust docs are online so stop asking for themDC stuff revealedJames Mangold to do the Swamp Thing movieJames Gunn comments on Zach Levi’s tweetBatgirl was “unreleasable”Anya Taylor-Joy got hacked

Dan’s been dipping his toe into the world of internet “theories”, an area Luke has been studying for years.• Rust will be completed• Rey was always a nobody

Matt is currently scouring the woods around Starbucks looking for AlecAlec Baldwin facing chargesWizards walk it back, a bitJerry talks about Acq IncXboxeosRed Letter Media raise $80k for charityVin Diesel will not be starring in an Avatar

What good is a fridge you can’t use all the time? Listen to find out (SPOILERS: Not much good at all)Have you seen this guy’s stapler? Ezra Miller pleads guilty - but not to any of the really bad stuffSeverance is a BIT like LOSTNetflix has renewed… wait no they’ve still cancelled itLet’s Game It OutReal Civil EngineerRetro Recipes

Luke’s set himself a goal for 2023Ezra Miller might be sticking aroundThe Rock too, despite his cheeky behaviourBautista is done with DraxHBO is done with Looney TunesHugh Jackman recalls some toxicity on the X-Men setHugh Jackman bumps into an old student on the red carpetNetflix is done with 1899Wednesday is sticking aroundGreta Thunberg vs Andrew Tate

We’re back and we’ve got some new toysYou can’t copyright your computer’s art Superman and Wonder Woman cut from The FlashThe Rock has been firedRay Fisher calls out James Gunn who respondsStudios can be sued for deceptive trailers

Luke is back and not only has he been in hospital, he’s also been in a movie theatre! People are loving Avatar 2, maybe even LukeCameron has a 9 hour cut of Avatar 3James Cameron says it does female empowerment better than MarvelHenry Cavill will not be Superman anymoreHe will also not be GeraltBut he will be in a Warhammer 40k seriesWonder Woman 3 cannedPatty Jenkins wrote a shit treatment? She s...

Luke’s away so Matt and Dan take advantage of the situation and talk about cars for longer than Luke would normally allow. Dune part two is filmedJedi SurvivorDeath Stranding 2Dune AwakeningElden RingDiablo 4Cyberpunk: Phantom Liberty

It’s a legally distinct song that we wrote all on our own. Indy VGuardians 3Avatars 6 & 7Strange WorldAndor Season 2 directorsMando Season 3FlannazonMidnight Club CancelledVal Kilmer was supposed to be in WillowKanye goes too far, again. Too too far. And gets banned from Twitter, again. RIP Splash Mountain