Monster F*****s Anonymous

Happy Pride Month!!! Today's episode isn't a trip down memory lane, we're stumbling headfirst into the loving (and vindictive) arms of the icons who made us who we are today. We stand in the presence of greatness and assisting us in the Sisyphean task of ranking every monster, we're joined by Amihan / @therosecleric (he/they), and today's picks are: Eris ( Sinbad: Legend of the...

It's 12am in 2009 and we're booting up the family computer to find the darkest and creepiest stories on the internet! We're joined by Zachdevs (they/he/she) and we're talking about creepy pastas all night long... In today's episode you'll hear us talk about: Slenderman Sonic.exe Laughing Jack Rate us on Podchaser or support us on Ko-fi ! Go to our website or Follow us on Tw...

Sharing is caring and I would throw every single one of you under the bus for a chance at one of today's picks, but since that would mean we wouldn't have an episode, I guess we can make an exception. In this episode, we're looking at some of the greediest monsters as we continue through the seven deadly sins: John Silver ( Treasure Planet, Disne y) Pixiu ( Chinese Mythology ) No Face...

Prostrate yourselves before us, lowly listener, for today you stand in the presence of kings, no! Gods, nay! Something beyond even fathomless divinity; which is what I would say if we were one of today's picks because today, we're looking at monsters filled with pride (and a whole lot of prejudice). On the docket: Tengu ( Japanese Mythology ) Perfect Cell ( Dragonball Z ) Producer Pick Rat...

Sure, being held by someone who looks at you with adoring eyes, like you're their entire world, sounds 'great' and 'normal' but sometimes you need a real freak. Someone who would otherwise be trying to take over the world in a mad frenzy if you weren't trying to get them to dominate you. Well, you're in luck because we have just the monsters for you! Today's picks:...

It's time to take the gloves off. Today, we're no longer holding back and delivering the SEXIEST monsters known to mortals! You better get some ice shipped in from Uranus, because this one is too hot to handle. In this episode we're talking about: Gelatinous Cube ( Dungeons & Dragons 5e ) Grave Mind ( Mass Effect series ) Producer Pick Rate us on Podchaser or support us on Ko-fi !...

Today, we venture to where many a good man has gone mad having gazed upon the ancient secrets of the world. Where they failed, succumbing to the creeping darkness crawling across their fragile minds, we boldly pick up the torch to light the way. What do we possess that they did not? The sheer, unbridled power of horniness. In today's episode, we’re joined by special guest RekItRaven (they/she) to...

The dead aren't the only thing rising today (hey-oh!). For today's episode, we're joined by Amanda/Pandacabra and we're talking about the following monsters: Charon ( Greek myth ) Leoric ( Diablo game series ) Brook ( One Piece ) Rate us on Podchaser or support us on Ko-fi ! Go to our website or Follow us on Twitter @MonsterLoverPod Warnings: MFA is not a podcast for minors. Content involves stron...

Hey babe, is that a space army in your pocket threatening to invade earth or are you just happy to see me? This week, we're returning to the stars with another episode about aliens! Today's picks: Vilgax ( Ben 10 series ) Queen Tyr'ahnee ( Duck Dodgers cartoon ) Producer Pick This episode is sponsored by Read By Daylight podcast ! Check out the show wherever you listen to podcasts! Rate us on Podc...

As Valentine's Day approaches, we thought we'd explore the most romantic topic of all, and find monsters that best represented the holiday. Then we scrapped the recording and decided to focus on jealousy instead! In today's episode, we talk about the following monsters: Megaera ( greek myth ) Envy ( FullMetal Alchemist ) Producer Pick Rate us on Podchaser or support us on Ko-fi ! Go to our website...

In today's episode, we're joined by special guest Rook/RJKGames (they/them) to talk about the bosses of Elden Ring! The tarnished has nothing on us and our dedication to hunting down these decrepit demigods and today's boss rush includes: Rykard, Lord of Blasphemy Blaidd Malenia, Blade of Miquella / Goddess of Rot Rate us on Podchaser or support us on Ko-fi ! Go to our website or Follow us on Twit...

Get ready gamers, this week is all about the hottest and most repulsive monsters Nintendo has done the service of creating for us. This week's picks: King DeDeDe ( Kirby franchise ) Bowser ( Mario franchise ) Audience Pick Rate us on Podchaser or support us on Ko-fi ! Go to our website or Follow us on Twitter @MonsterLoverPod Warnings: MFA is not a podcast for minors. Content involves strong theme...

Welcome to Monster F*****s Anonymous, a show where we rate and date your favorite monsters! This show features Cleric (he/they) and Josephine (none/she) as two purveyors of monster-loving. This podcast offers a ridiculous system of dating and rating what it would be like to romance a wide array of monster types. This podcast is blasphemous and raucous, but most of all horribly misguided and sex-po...

It's the last episode of 2022 so we have to send off the year the right way (and that's by talking about fucking monsters). Here are the final picks of the year: Krampus ( European Folklore ) The Grinch ( From Dr Suess' How the Grinch Stole Christmas ) Producer Pick Rate us on Podchaser or support us on Ko-fi ! Follow us on Twitter @MonsterLoverPod Warnings: MFA is not a podcast for minors. Conten...

On our trip through the frozen wastes, we face three deadly encounters! Never trust directions from your tinder date: Yuki-onna ( yōkai, Japanese folklore ) Frost Giant ( Dungeons & Dragons 5e ) Producer Pick Please rate us on Podchaser or support us on Ko-fi ! Follow us on Twitter @MonsterLoverPod Warnings: MFA is not a podcast for minors. Content involves strong themes of sex, kink, profanit...

It's the end of fall (or autumn if you're correct) and we're bringing you a few monsters we think are perfect to cuddle up to as the seasons change! White Tiger of the West Quetzalcoatl Producer Pick! Rate us on Podchaser or support us on Ko-fi ! Follow us on Twitter @MonsterLoverPod Warnings: MFA is not a podcast for minors. Content involves strong themes of sex, kink, profanity, and Christian bl...

In today's episode, Hamnah Shahid (any/all) answers our prayers and joins us to talk about demigods! Today's picks: Cú Chulainn ( Irish mythology ) Zagreus ( Supergiant Games' Hades ) Dionysus ( Rick Riordan's Percy Jackson series ) Rate us on Podchaser or support us on Ko-fi ! Follow us on Twitter @MonsterLoverPod We're going to PAX Unplugged! Find more info here https://unplugged.paxsite.com/en-...

In today's episode we've summoned the spirit of Gwen (she/her) from the other side to talk about the old flames who still haunt us... today's picks are: Wraith ( Dungeons & Dragons 5e ) Alecto I ( Locked Tomb series by Tamsyn Muir ) Skulker ( Danny Phantom, Nickelodeon cartoon series ) Rate us on Podchaser or support us on Ko-fi ! Follow us on Twitter @MonsterLoverPod Warnings: MFA is not a po...

Content Warnings: emetophobia 8:10 - 27:04 In today's episode special guest PrincexCalamity (she/they) takes us through the world of Behaviour Interactive's Dead by Daylight and some of their most alluring killers. Today we talk about: The Plague Pyramid Head ( Silent Hill 2, 2001 ) The Artist Rate us on Podchaser or support us on Ko-fi ! Follow us on Twitter @MonsterLoverPod Warnings: MFA is not...

In today's episode we are joined by special guest RK Wilde to talk about movie monsters! Today's dates to the theatre are: Incarnation of Death ( Suspiria, 2018 remake ) The Babadook ( Babadook, 2014 ) Constance Nebbercracker ( Monster House, 2006 ) Rate us on Podchaser or support us on Ko-fi ! Follow us on Twitter @MonsterLoverPod Warnings: MFA is not a podcast for minors. Content involves strong...

In today's episode we are joined by our artist Ribby (he/they) to talk about OUR FAVOURITE MONSTERS: Jorōgumo (08:52 - 28:40), Venom (Marvel Comics) & The Minotaur (Greek Mythology) Rate us on podchaser or support us on ko-fi ! Monster Fuckers Anonymous features Cleric (he/him) and Joe (any) as two purveyors of monster loving. This podcast offers a ridiculous system of dating and rating what i...

In today's episode we are joined by special guest Ibraheem (he/him) to talk about the following fey 'creatures': Titania, Queen of the Fairies (A Midsummer Night's Dream), Dryads and... Elves? Rate us on podchaser or support us on ko-fi ! Monster Fuckers Anonymous features Cleric (he/him) and Joe (any) as two purveyors of monster loving. This podcast offers a ridiculous system of dating and rating...

In today's episode we are joined by special guest Theta (they/them) to talk about the following aliens: Na'vi (James Cameron's Avatar series), Spock (Star Trek franchise) and Audrey II (Little Shop of Horrors) Rate us on Podchaser or support us on Ko-fi ! Monster Fuckers Anonymous features Cleric (he/him) and Joe (any) as two purveyors of monster loving. This podcast offers a ridiculous system of...

In today's episode we are joined by special guest Livinaday (she/they) to talk about the cryptids: Hatman, Goatman and Mothman Rate us on podchaser or support us on ko-fi ! Monster Fuckers Anonymous features Cleric (he/him) and Joe (any) as two purveyors of monster loving. This podcast offers a ridiculous system of dating and rating what it would be like to romance a wide array of monster types. T...

In today's episode we are joined by special guest Akinomii (she/her) to talk about the yokai: Futakuchi-onna, Oni and Kuchisake-onna Rate us on podchaser or support us on ko-fi ! Monster Fuckers Anonymous features Cleric (he/him) and Joe (any) as two purveyors of monster loving. This podcast offers a ridiculous system of dating and rating what it would be like to romance a wide array of monster ty...