Mismatched

This is the 92nd episode of the Mismatched podcast.  It’s 2024 and man do we have big plans for this year. Kristin and fam started off the year on an iconic American Road trip.  Danna and her crew played cards and rang in the new year at home. Kristin got a refresh of what it’s like to have toddlers as she got to spend time with her niece and nephew.  The Bible Recap (https://www.thebiblerecap.com...

This is the last podcast in 2023. Crazy to believe another 52 episodes are in the books.  We talk Christmas recap. Danna had to explain what 2k24 meant…..it’s been a long holiday season.  Kids and saving money, learning the purchasing process.  How long so you leave your Christmas tree up? The patterson house took their tree down already.  New Years Resolutions….the girls don’t make them. Two squa...

Well right from the start Danna makes sure we all know that she does not wear Grandma underwear all the time.  Did you know there is actually an online snow day calculator, there is and it’s pretty accurate at getting kids hyped up for no school.  Safety  is very important to us, this Mispatched pair went through First Aid training and they are ready to save lives if necessary. What to look for in...

We have two special guests on this week’s episode. We had some technical difficulties so there is no video with this episode.  Danna actually hooked up the rode caster pro incorrectly and Kristin never checked it. 😂 Andrew a classmate at West Geauga and employee at Patterson Fruit Farm entertains us along with Campbell as our guests. They share about jobs and a new program that all High School st...

It’s time to Deck Your Halls. Hanukah starts this week and Christmas is just around the corner. Hanging of the greens is a special time for Kristin, Danna does not share the same excitement.  There is one thing Danna and Kristin can agree on, you will have to listen to find out what these two actually have the same view on.  Cats Cats Cats….Kristin is a little obsessed with her new barn cat Scarle...

Sorry for the late drop, Kristin was irresponsible and left for Columbus without writing the podcast summary. This is actually Kristin writing this, sorry friends. oops I just forgot.  Winter weather has arrived in Northeast Ohio. How’s the weather in your parts? Guess who wasn’t was prepared for winter weather? Real or Fake Christmas Tree we discuss some tree care tips and the pros and cons of bo...

Wax on Wax Off  We are thankful for each and every one of our listeners…all two of you. Danna shares what she is Thankful for, Kristin is thankful for wax. Find out where she took her wax to this weekend.  Who forgets they are leaving on a vacation? Someone has been too busy to even think about her upcoming vacation.  It was a tailgating weekend cheering on the Buckeyes. Kristin hung out with the...

What kind of mother gives their child the butt crust aka heel aka end piece of bread in their school lunch? If you have kids that drive do they ask permission before they drive any where? Some kiddos in the Local Farm Mom house are in a bit of trouble for an after school stop.  Kristin gave away Danna’s Thanksgiving turkey, she’s in a real fowl mood over it.  As the kids get bigger the problems ge...

Happy November friends! Did you know there are only 7 more Mondays till Christmas!? Yay!!! Kristin shares some turkey tips. Don’t forget to thaw the turkey. Danna and Kristin share their menus and traditions. We would love to hear yours. Find of who had hairy armpits…..brace yourself.  Speeding is a real problems for one of these two, take your guess at who it is that puts the pedal to the metal....

Someone ate the friend rice at Kristin’s Birthday dinner. Shout out to the best hibachi chef in NE Ohio. Hi Jackson!  We share some stain secrets that will make laundry easier.  Kristin got a new pair of shoes, they are cute and comfy.  Things men say that are inappropriate, we cover that.  Kristin also debunked the worst thing she’s ever done….Danna too.  Instagram https://Instagram.com/theMismat...

Kristin has had some interesting outfits around the farm lately. Danna has a bad Dr. experience…zero bed side manner. Migraines are no joke and Danna did the podcast on day 4 of a nasty one. She must really be sick because she was giving Tom all the props.  We talk dressing for success.   Instagram https://Instagram.com/theMismatchedPodcast  YouTube https://youtube.com/channel/UC_5BgA99-RDGgI6ni_W...

The weather in Ohio has been soggy. Find out why these two ended up in Home Depot.  Back in the dating stage of Bill and Kristin Bill was less than a stellar host. Kristin was left out to dry….and not with a towel.  Do you hide money from your spouse? We don’t recommend it but sometimes it makes for a good podcast.  Find out how Kristin makes money doing laundry. Danna realizes mid podcast she has...

Our original theme song made  little appearance, Kristin loves it Danna still isn’t a fan.  We are still celebrating Tomtober. Fried chicken, gluten free and pizza, we cover it all this episode. Little Italy to Day Dates, this episode goes fast.  Instagram https://Instagram.com/theMismatchedPodcast  YouTube https://youtube.com/channel/UC_5BgA99-RDGgI6ni_Wzn1Q (https://youtube.com/channel/UC_5BgA99...

Kristin  has the most husky voice and it’s  not very sexy. The assault is on, find out what Kristin shot herself in the hand with, it’s stinky.  The Fairfield County Fair starts this weekend and it’s one podcast members favorite time of year.  Learns some nicknames Kristin has had over the years and some more details of the Jewish faith.  Drugs are being done and take your guesses on who and what....

The days are long and full of kids activities.  Enjoy these days, someday we will miss them.  Danna shares some of her Jewish religion.  Raise your hand if you like packing lunches…..we are not raising our hands. We had the big 16th birthday party. The party was super sweet. We talk birthday traditions. Animal poop……yup, we went there. Another kitten bit the dust. Someone stole the Patterson kitte...

Another episode that will crack you up. We are so thankful for our listeners and supporters.  This is a very important week in the Patterson house. Campbell turns 16, this means she can take her drivers test.  Kristin compares Danna to a scrub daddy because she can be so abrasive.  Chocolate fountains are popular at parties…learn what kind of chocolate does not need oil to operate properly.  Break...

Fall is here ready or not. We are not ready but yet  ready for Fall. We chat about our favorite seasons and our busy seasons of life.  Danna fights the reality that she enjoys her more rural roots. Listen about Danna’s first country concert and her ride to the event.  She scooted around Columbus.  We hit up the Wayne County Fair and judged Lead Line…a wool/ sheep promotional event.  Garment constr...

Lucky Charms caused our podcast to have an abrupt pause. Who uses going to the bathroom as an excuse to get out of something? It’s a pretty common trend it seems.  Spain’s soccer federation let their head coach go as a result of some allegations of misconduct. We chat about some of our personal experiences and what is and is not acceptable. This tuned into PDA with Danna and then rolled into teena...

Our first ever mid week podcast. We are recording before a studio audience at @thegreatgeaugacountyfair. Kristin loves the fair more than most people. Danna is learning what the county fair is all about…livestock and people. She used to think it was about food and rides. We set the record straight with our very Special guest Sutton Pikor.  Sutton is a Patterson Fruit Farm employee and a Senior at...

Fall Danna and Fair Kristin have arrived.  We talk everything from concession stand drama and diarrhea. You will have to listen to see who has the diarrhea and what Fall Danna and Fair Kristin actually mean.  Who would ever have thought you needed to price match your location concession stand. We had no clue before High School that it was a thing, we are learning the ins and outs of concessions at...

Who the heck has ever heard of a clambake? It is totally not a Midwest thing but in NE Ohio it’s a thing of Fall. Next to @PattersonFruitFarm is the hottest thing to do during the Autumn season.  Back to school happened for all our kiddos and it went as to be expected. A few forgotten things and trying to figure out where classes were…it was a typical back to school year. Danna had her first “are...

For the 1st  in the history of our podcast Danna gets the last word.  It’s back to school time in our houses and the hustle and bustle has hit us.  Danna lectures Kristin on time management, she’s just jealous that Kristin is so good at it.  Raise your hand if you house is a total disaster.  Kristin has made a complete mess in their house organizing.   Get Social with Danna and Kristin ! @localfar...

We started podcasting while the sun was beginning to set and well life happened. We had this beautiful patio podcast backdrop and Danna spilled her drink on the computer, it stopped recording. Take 2 honestly turned out better than our first go.  It’s all about Back to School. Time management and structure are things we are all going to learn in the next few weeks as kids go to school.  It was loa...

  Some may be thinking The Mismatched Podcast may be making a movie with this episode title but don’t worry we are literally chatting about a stock trailer that hauls livestock. Danna was appalled when Kristin asked her if she wanted to camp in her new trailer. Much like country music the trailer is growing on Danna. The @ohiostatefair is here and if you are in Ohio you must visit the fair, it run...

There was no lovin but lots of memories made with Campbell and Olivia when we tried to see the Backseat Lovers in concert at Kemba Live in Columbus, it was a road trip to remember.  Kristin has a secret talent of drinking red-bull and still falling asleep like a person with narcolepsy.   Listen to learn what life lessons Danna and Kristin were able to teach their daughters while attending the conc...