Mismatched

The countdown to Christmas is on! This week has been packed with excitement:     •    Danna and her family are exploring the Big Apple! Be sure to watch the Today Show this Friday to catch a glimpse of Danna.     •    There is a great meat debate this week.     •    Kristin’s Sam had the chance to drive a super cool sports car at top speeds while learning all about aerodynamics.     •    Bill is o...

Christmas is two weeks away! This is our longest podcast ever and it happened by accident. Danna hijacked the episode with funeral talk. May sound drab but it is actually interesting sharing about how different religions remember their loved ones. From wakes to services we have it all covered.  We even sneak in a little holy communion talk.  Jack got his drivers licenses so now the Patterson’s hav...

Join Danna, a professional potty trainer, as she shares her successful methods. Meanwhile, Danna and Kristin recount their adventurous "FRYday," where they fried everything using turkey fryer oil! **Family Thanksgiving Tales**: Listen in as Danna and Kristin chat about their family Thanksgiving celebrations. Kristin pokes fun at Danna's garland and lack of Christmas decor, while admitting it takes...

The girls posted late. It’s been busy and Kristin forgot to do the write up!  Thanksgiving turkey talk and lots of other hopefully interesting talk for you all to listen to. Sheep shows, cats and bull riding. You are not going to want to miss this story.  Happy Thanksgiving Friends!   Get Social with Danna and Kristin ! @localfarmmom | @dannageraci183 | @themismatchedpodcast on  Instagramhttps://y...

Be Good or Be Good at It Husky voice Kristin is back in the house. Danna says Kristin needs to see a Dr. to cure her cold. The one time Kristin probably should have visited the ER everyone blew it off….she thinks she was roofied.  The girls chat ladies lead and Congratulations to Campbell she’s came out on top. Fortunately Campbell’s pants were only temporarily lost in the mail. Basically this pod...

Kristin has a low voice and the girls are taking bets on how long till Danna gets sick. We had a very special call in…Ethel from Feed and Supply at the North American International Livestock Expo called for payment.  Danna learns about a world she never knew existed at sheep shows. Do you know anyone who doesn’t drive? One of these girls got pulled over and you are not going to want to miss this s...

Kristin has caught a cold! Her voice is headed out and Danna may be excited about the fact she cannot talk. The time change surprise Kristin, she was not prepared but enjoyed the extra hour.  Nun jokes for that win, the girls friend shared a real funny. Christmas is coming and it’s time to start shopping.  Do you do advent calendars? Campbell got Olivia one and it’s a fun one.  The girls talk abou...

You may think this podcast has expired but we are still here chugging along. This is a fun light hearted episode that flies by.  Danna can finally breathe a deep sigh that the wild season of Fall has passed. Danna is taking time to spend with her youngest to do fall things and Kristin admits she never took her kids to Santa. Kristin had a birthday and the mismatched pair went to an OSU game with s...

Trick or Treat is almost here. Can you believe that November is next week!? If you do not have costumes ordered….here is your reminder.  Kristin got carded at the grocery store and in the same week is asked if this couple  in their mid twenties were her kids. Danna helps her realize that those kids could actually be her kids! State testing and the pressures that are put on the kiddos. Danna says K...

Rain Rain Rain….NE Ohio sure is catching up on the rain deficit the past few days. The Patterson new metal roof is on and it sounds relaxing when all this rain hits the roof. Danna get her roof as soon as the rain stops. Kristin shares her latest Amish worker update. The gutter guy is no Willis…find out what his driver drives.  The TikTok Shop has Danna hooked. She has been shopping it up with sor...

Kristin has a headache, from breathing in too much dirty diesel exhaust.  These girls are not sleeping well and the Fall season has set in on the farm.  The Patterson’s are getting a new root which has let to all sorts of interesting stories. Kristin on occasion walks around the house naked when no one is up. Danna apparently takes her top off to avoid getting in trouble with her husband….these gi...

Happy mid week friends! We are so glad that you are listening today. Kristin took another trip to Amish country to pick up the latest batch of meat chickens. She shares her least favorite part of farming. She also shares that she hides something from her mother in law….its a sweet situation. Danna shares what she helps her father in law hide and again we see how these two are mismatched.  Kristin...

Danna may or may not have left conditioner in her hair. Happy birthday to Campbell Miriam and Kristin’s niece Hazel. The two cousins share a birthday, seven years apart.  Kristin tried to pull a fast one on Bill but he didn’t bite.  Danna has a person who does her personal shopping. The service is not cheap but it is really working out for her.  Homecoming recap, all kids had a blast but these two...

Kristin just returned from The Big Evan’s Danna from a Rod Stewart concert. He opened for Billy Joel.  Find out what the Big E actually is and learn about Danna’s mother in laws wild Rod Stewart story.  Danna paid big bucks to park for a concert and Kristin slept on the floor of the Washington Regan airport. Neither of these ladies are making sound decisions this week.  Danna won some cold hard ca...

It’s a morning podcast. We may have started with somehow not recording.  Kristin had to drop her husband off at the airport at 5am so they did an early morning podcast.  Grab your coffee or a glass of wine and listen in on this week’s episode.  Kristin shares a gas station story and they discus pump etiquette. Homecoming dates and dresses. Wowza, it’s an experience sorting through all the dresses....

Get the county fair updates and the kids results. Danna came to the fair one evening and realized just how much she enjoys the livestock auction.  Danna didn’t go  to her daughter’s Varsity volleyball game and of course she got called in to play.  One of the kids has a little crush and there may have been a HOCO ask at the FAIR. How cute and oh how awkward to watch your teens have relationships.  ...

Danna is podcasting in her  Jammie’s and Kristin is quite possibly the most disgusting she has ever been on a podcast. Some people vacation at the county fair. Danna cannot wrap her mind around the fact that some people love 4H so much that they use their days off work to volunteer and be with their kids to show.  Danna goes to the fair for rides and Kristin goes to see the agriculture side.  Gros...

Kids pick up lines can be the worst. The girls kids are back to school and that means pick up lines for elementary kids and teen drivers on the road.  Be careful out there with the change in pace.  Danna actually has to get up and forgo her Today Show and coffee hour to drive her oldest two to school. Kristin will be sleeping in since her kids drive themselves…..if only she would sleep in.  Hot br...

It’s been an interesting week, from Danna and her big spill to Olivia and Campbell podcasting from band camp. This episode will not disappoint. The Patterson crew had a Mediterranean meal prepared by Campbell with all the items she brought back from Greece, it was a delicious experience. Someone has a customer crush….listen to find out who it is.  If you are still reading this you are a dedicated...

New location and Danna and Kristin switched sides for podcasting .Twisters, power outages and lots of down trees. That can’t stop these two from podcasting.  Kristin survived the Ohio State Fair and a trip to Ohio Military Kids Camp today on Kelly’s Island. They got off the island before they shut down the ferry.  Kids are busy in school activities but tomorrow due to no power there are no activit...

Kristin has never been more excited to podcast!  We raz Bob from @Rogish Farm a little, it’s almost time to go cut sunflowers!  Danna turned her blueberries from Rogish Farm into delicious blueberry muffins. Danna does occasionally bake from scratch, she likes to pretend she doesn’t but she can!  It is @OhioStateFair time friends. Now through Sunday August 4th. Danna does not get showing animals a...

Danna flew the coop and she and her fam are in Marco Island enjoying some beach and family time.  It’s an odd topic but funeral clothes shopping is a thing. We discuss Danna and her families shopping habits, matching vacation outfits and more. Birthday gifting giving, Danna’s sister in law is a great gifter and all her kids got Gooder sun glasses, look them up, they are fun and fashionable. It’s t...

It’s the final week before 4-H Summer project judging. This is thr worst week ever in houses with multiple kids and multiple projects. Danna’s family is officially a 4-H family making posters and buying stocking up on rubber cement.  GPS, do you follow it when it switches up your usual route?  Bill and Kristin love to give good gifts. We gave the Geraci boys both gel blaster guns for their birthda...

We are thrilled to welcome a very special guest, Mr. Branch. He happens to be the kids band teacher/director and the owner of Frosting and Fire an amazing cupcake and hot sauce business. We do a live taste test of his cupcakes, they are simply delicious. I mean these are light fluffy and the famous frosting is tried and true.  Jason shares a personal story of how he found his love of baking.  We c...

Danna got her hair chopped and it looks so cute just like a Karen. Danna talks about some new TikTok, reel things that’s gone wild and Kristin thinks it’s appropriate.  We talk Costco surprises and Danna went to Costco looking like she just rolled out of bed. What do you do on your day off? Find out what Danna did.  Kristin and her family have been Horsing around and Jack had a big first this week...