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Our duo stand now at the precipice - this is the final hurdle, the last challenge that they must face in order to obtain their black belts in Taekwontoe and graduate to become Podcast Grand Masters. The time is here, the time is now... we are in the end game. Miami Minutes is done, friends! It has been a pleasure sparring with you all. Join us on Facebook at the  Miami Minutes' Taekwondo Orphanage...

Those words keep rollin', rollin', rollin'... WHAT? Yes, it's text town once more as our family delve into what little cinema stories can be gleaned from this motley crew. You'd better believe that there's some gems hidden in there, oh yes. So hop on your bed and hold on to your jockstraps! LET'S GET CRAZY! LET'S GET NUTS! The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebook at the ...

Credits season is upon us! Join our (dynamic) duo as they quickly lose their minds and completely go off the rails! Along the way they'll discuss the very concept of peace, mock Hulk Hogan and consign private parts to Rutland trees. Get all this and more as Miami Minutes races toward the finish line! The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebook at the  Miami Minutes' Taekwond...

Jim meets his dad for the first time and they share the love. Already. After five seconds. As grown men. The most important thing though is that, with the power and strength of his friends and family, Jim is going to make a recovery. He's in pain, but pain can't stop this titan of a man. Our boys walk towards the camera on their way to board the 'Live-4-Ever' as the last of the proper footage free...

HE'S THE FATHER? HIM?!?!? THIS CHILD?!?!? OK, sure, whatever... I guess this is where we're going with things... The good news, however, is that Jim is going to be fine! Somehow the sword missed every single vital organ - what a stroke of luck! Now he can meet this FAKE grifter pretending to be one of his parents - how lovely. Mr Brown, is it? The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us...

The blood of Yashito stains his once pristine robes. Mark can rest easy. OR NOT! He has to get Jim to the hospital - and fast! John has managed to shake off the blood lust long enough to drive the car AND put a shirt on. I think he's going to be alright, folks. Will Jim, however? Our gang line up in the waiting room alongside a mysterious new visitor... The next episode follows in one week, friend...

Muddy Mark and Yucky Yashito are both ready to finish the fight once and for all. After seemingly defeating his foe, Mr Dragon walks away... only to be beset by a blade! Using the very tactics that he taught us all earlier, our hero turns the knife on the wielder. Yashito is defeated. It's over... it's finally over. Jim will be smiling down on this, I'm sure. Unless... The next episode follows in...

Mark and Yashito (Jeff?) are locked in deadly combat - katanas, knives, kicks - it's all here as it's all on the line. Mark even attempts a little superpower, but sadly can't seem to successfully catch a flying blade. Better luck next time. After delivering a devastating Dirty Deeds, how will Yashito get back into this thing? FIGHT FOREVER! FIGHT FOREVER! FIGHT FOREVER! The next episode follows in...

Yashito is prepared, Yashito is ready - the meditation is done, the magic Naruto hand spells are in effect and the fool has been punished. It's time to take this war all the way to... the bottom of his pathway or something. WHERE THE HELL ARE THESE GUYS FIGHTING ANYWAY?!?!? The biggest showdown since Mark vs Jeff is now on as the final battle to end all final battles is here, Taekwondo family. Dat...

The war rages on and the ninja squad show no signs of getting back into the game. Dragon Sound have firmly established control as they cut shoulders in two, slice faces in half and even find time for a light jog. Nobody can defeat the Sensei of Swole and his 24 inch pythons, brother! Now crawl for me... The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebook at the  Miami Minutes' Taekw...

John slices and dices through ninja nobodies and this guy’s innards continue to fly out with abandon. Oh yeah, drown him too! AND STAB HIM AGAIN! RUB THAT SALT INTO THE WOUND, BABY! Mark is feeling all of the feels. He's about to have a Menty B and I don't think we can blame him at this point - let it all out. Push out the jive, bring in the love. THE LOVE OF NINJA SLAYING, THAT IS! The next episo...

John has gone from an angry man to the Doom Slayer incarnate - time to rip and tear. No mercy! Mark is feeling the same kind of way as he stabs a fool of his own. Jim must be both protected AND avenged. A double whammy! As the crimson flows (and explodes), join our duo on this wild ride of blades and booze. The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebook at the  Miami Minutes' T...

Jim is slowly expiring as Mark drags him through dirt and ditches, water and swampland, all in an effort to... comfort him? Mark seems to know that hope is lost. Meanwhile, John fights on for his fallen friend, taking revenge on these fools with no pity in his heart. He's certainly got a katana for theirs, however! The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebook at the  Miami Mi...

Jeff's death shall be avenged! In the most tragic way for Dragon Sound fans and orpan-enthusiasts alike. This week we see Mark desperately attempting to keep Jim out of the way of the oncoming ninja onslaught. Jim's tie is sadly a fatality in the skirmish... and Jim himself may very well be next. Our hero goes down in the most dramatic of fashions as we all shed a tear for our boy. The next episod...

"Here in my car I feel safest of all I can lock all my doors It's the only way to live in cars" Ninjas... The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebook at the  Miami Minutes' Taekwondo Orphanage ! The Miami Minutes theme song is by Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of  Zombina and The Skeletones  and  Double Echo .  

Jane is here to reconnect with her love. She's done a lot of soul searching over the last... day? Two days? The grieving is done, apparently - it's time to get back to romance, baby. Mark and John get Jim to the car, ready for his big meeting with pop. Apparently there's going to be NEON SIGNS and everything upon their return. Let's see if that ends up happening... The next episode follows in one...

Jim's happiest day is fast approaching, so Mark and John take him to buy his first big boy suit - the former even using his dad-kwon-do to teach tie tying! He's all grown up *tear*. Once he's got the 'fit, they head back home just in time for Jane to... kind of... sort of... maybe... briefly... mention the whole dead brother thing. Oof... The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on F...

Jim opens the mail, like he does every morning. There's never anything there, is there? Never anything of worth anyway. A newspaper, some brochures, junk... except today there's one a daddy waiting just for him! In the literal sense. OH MY GOOOOOOOOD! Jim was surprised... and the Miami Minutes team may just had a surprise addition of their own this time... The next episode follows in one week, fri...

The Miami Ninja are gearing up for the showdown to end all showdowns... but all Yashito can think of is good times with his now-deceased boy. Remember the fun they used to have at business meetings? Lost now like tears in rain. Meanwhile, Jim sashay's to the mailbox and finds something rather important... The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebook at the  Miami Minutes' Tae...

It's the end of an era as a fan-favourite meets his demise. He may be evil, but he was the king our hearts... and beards. Has Mark gone too far? Was it justified? Was it deliberate? Our duo may be at odds on this one! Yashito feels a great disturbance in the force, as if his beloved suddenly fell silent... It's time to rally the Miami Ninja! The final showdown awaits! The next episode follows in o...

The ultimate showdown has arrived - Jeff vs Mark! The irresistible force meets the immovable object! It's the Ultimate Challenge! Icon vs Icon! And so forth... Things get a little hardcore as the use of weapons is taken up a notch. Poor Jim can't hold his own on the conflict - time to tag John back into the fray. It's time to go pipe on pipe! The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us...

Mark isn't playing around. It's time to CRUSH, KILL, DESTROY! You wanna get nuts? LET'S GET NUTS! Jim enters the battle, to the best of his ability at least. He's trying guys, let's cut him some slack here. He even goes full Metal Gear Solid with the stealth tactics! Has Jeff done anything yet? You just might be in for a surprise... The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Faceboo...

The Battle of Tom Creek continues to rage! Our Dynamic Duo are locked in Mortal Kombat... but they're making light work of these fools! Jeff - how about helping your boys, huh? Get out of that k-hole, man. BEARHUG TIME! Will he tap? Will he pass out? Can anything stop Markamania? The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebook at the  Miami Minutes' Taekwondo Orphanage ! The Mia...

I'm a joker I'm a smoker I'm a midnight toker I get my lovin' on the run Ooh, whoo, ooh, whoo! Not for long though - Mark is here to POP THOSE VEINS, BABY! Bursting onto the scene, our 'hero' takes it upon himself to utterly annihilate the enemy, no holds barred. Lives are on the line this week as The Dragon gets deadly. Will the crew come back from this swift shift? The next episode follows in on...

Hillbilly Dexy flips his lid ONE MORE TIME and we get his classic line yet again - can anybody really get enough of this? The guy is cinematic gold. Meanwhile, Dragon Sound begin their sneak attack and take two fools out of the game. Two more on the way? You better believe it - MARK IS A MACHINE! Can the boys rescue him in time?!?!? The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Faceboo...